The Adventures of the Psychos

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Malik's POV

Bakura's on the couch asleep next to Ryou who's watching T.V. It's been two weeks and Bakura got out of the wheelchair, but if he feels faint at all then he has to use the damned thing again.

Bakura:... ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz...

Ryou: He STILL acts like he's four. What happened to his brain? I remember him being smarter than this.

Malik: It had to be that Barney, or Teletubbies, or worse: Hooked On Phonics! Dun duuuuun duuuuuuuuuun!

Ryou: Oh no!

Malik: But, we were cautious to keep him away from that.

Ryou: Right right.

Bakura:... Ryou?

Ryou: Ya?

Bakura: I'm hungry.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Malik: Heh, hehe, hahaha, what, hehe, do you want?

Bakura: Ceerel!

Ryou: It's pronounced cereal.

Bakura gived him a glare.

Bakura: C-Ceereel.. I said it!

Ryou: Good job, let's go get a cookie and some cereal.

Bakura: Cereal! Cookie! Cookie! Cereal!

Seriously, what the hell happened to him when he got a body? He was fine until after Mariku sent him to the shadow realm in Battle City! Did the barney monster catch or something?

Mariku: I wanna cookie too!

Malik: Bakura!

Bakura: Ya Malik!

Malik: Wanna ride a horsie?

Bakura:... HORSIES ARE MEAN! WAH!

Ok, not good. Crying yami.. Worse!

Bakura: Uh uh! Wah!

Ryou: What's wrong? Did you say something about horses!

Bakura: Wah!

Malik: Um, um well, um, ya...

Ryou: Well, come here Baku-chan!

Bakura: Ryouuuu!

Ok, this is just getting weirder by the second. Bakura's crying and cuddled into Ryou's sweater.

Ryou: I'll tell you later.

Ok...

Malik: Ok?

Bakura: Uh uhwah!

Ryou: Ok.. Shhh.. Shhhh..

Ok, Bakura's asleep now.. good.

Ryou: The reason he started when you said horses was that, well, he never did do well with them.

Malik: Ok...

Mariku: Where'd Ishizu go?

Ishizu: Hi.

Mariku: WAH!

Ishizu: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Oooh, Shiu has a mouth... And yes, I meant to say Ishizu that way.

Ryou: Woah.

Malik: I know, you should see her PMSing...

Ishizu: WHAT!

Odeon: Check please...

DAK: Yo. I LIKEY!