The Adventures of the Psychos

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Malik's POV

Ishizu is scary. OO;;; I mean REALLY scary.

Ok, apparently the horses thing goes like this. After Bakura got his body and they hadn't met up with us yet they went to a petting zoo. At the petting zoo, Bakura was petting the horses and it bit him. Then, the horse got out, then the other horses. They did not like him and chased him. Bakura ran to Ryou crying. The End.

So ya, Bakura's scared of horses VERY much.

Ryou: Malik!

WTF da u want bitch?

Malik: What?

Ryou: Are you revealing Bakura's horse story to the world?

Malik: Um, of course not, hehe...

Ryou: ...

Malik: -holds breath-

Bakura: -starts crying- Uhwah!

Ryou: Oh no!

Thank you Bakura! Ryou's in the other room tending to the yami, and I'm sitting on the couch, reading.

Odion: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Malik: Get the hell out! Where are you when we need you on set! This is a story about me! Not you! ME! -doesn't notice odion has left- WHEN W-notices- ... DUMBASS!

DUMBASS, COWARD-

Meriku: Malik.

Malik: WHAT?

Meriku: -wide eyed- I found you're gameboys.

Oh.

Malik: Oh, thank you!

Meriku: Okaaaaaaay... -runs away-

Now Bakura and Ryou are in the room. And Ryou's saying something in some other langu- HOLY SHIT! HE TURNED BAKURA INTO A KID!

Malik: What the HELL?

Ryou: He's better this way, not so messed up.

Bakura: Where the fuck am I? Oh, nevermind.

OO;;

Malik: OO;;;;

OMFR...

Ryou: Bakura, get your ass over here.

Bakura went over and sat on the couch, Ryou kisses him, then moves on top of him.

Malik: YOU MADE HIM THIS WAY SO HE COULDN'T FIGHT YOU! BASTARD! MERIKU!

Meriku runs in and sees Bakura trying to get away from Ryou.

Ryou: So what? -drunk slur-

Malik: YOU'RE DRUNK?

Bakura: Get off of me you bastard!

Meriku yanks Bakura into his arms and Ryou.. falls off the bed.

Bakura: Omg,omfg,omfr,omg,omfg! I almost got raped! AGAIN! -crying-

Malik: What do you mean again?

Bakura: Doctor, Dad, Pharaoh, RYOU! -sobbing-

Meriku makes cooing noises and leaves the room with Bakura. I stand in the middle of the room, shocked.

Malik: Oh my FUCKING RA.

Shadi: And CUT.

Me: Yep, sorry I've been gone. Family shit.. >> My older brother, died. GRRR. AND THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO FLAME ME... evil glare