The Adventures of the Psychos

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Malik's POV

Ishizu: I'm sorry for our cancelation, and now back to the show!

Odion: Cut!

Ishizu: What?

Odion: That's Malik's line.

Ishizu: Oh.

Odion: Ok, and ACTION!

Malik: I'm sorry for our cancelation, and now back to the show!

Ryou: Bakura.

Bakura: ...

Ryou: Bakura.

Meriku: Yes?

Ryou: Is your fucking name Bakura you jackass?

Meriku:... maybe.

Bakura: -jumps on top of him and starts kissing him-

Meriku: meep!

Malik: Give me that man milk baby!

Shadi: o.O What?

Malik: I love Britney Spears!

Everyone: o.O

Bakura: So... He IS gay...

Meriku: -turns bakura over and starts fucking him-

Ishizu: Get off my new bed-ah who am I kissing? EW!

Pharaoh: Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun-

Everyone: Fuck off pharaoh!

Tea: LALALALALALALALALALALA!

Ryou: It BURNS!

Ok, so maybe we're not THAT insane. -rewind-

Odion: And ACTION!

So, we live in a normal Japa-what oh wait sorry- We live in Egypt? Oh, ok. So, we live in a normal Egyptian household with normal everything. Ok, so maybe we're not normal either. Here's my story, again...

... ACTION?

Odion: Oh right sorry, AND ACTION!

Bakura: Ryou?

Ryou: What?

Bakura: I think I wet the bed.

Ryou: 0.0 Wha? -looks- No, you came in your sleep. See, it's all over your stomach, here, I'll clean you off.

Bakura: What? Ohhhh...

Tax Collecter: Hello, I'm here to- HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Meriku: I never knew those people cussed.

And neither did I until WE ALL came along. We're just a typical weird assed house, cum with me bitch, and don't worry. I will be back. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

a/n: I know, I haven't updated, sorry. :) But, I shall spring away from clutches and keep writing. Review please. :)