The Adventures of the Psychos
Let's get started
Malik's POV
Ok, so we've been gone awhile. We went to... um... nevermind. Hey look, Kaiba's here!
Malik: Kaiba my man-
Kaiba: Shut up.
Ooh, cold. Ok, so he's still as much of a moody teenager as Ishizu-
Ishizu: Watch it!
Huh?
Malik: How'd you know what I was thinking?
Ishizu: You were talking out loud jackass.
Oh.
Malik: Oh.
Hey, Joey's here. ... Why?
Joey: Hey, 'shizu?
Ishizu: What?
Joey: Are you a man?
Ishizu: EXCUSE ME?
Ooh, this isn't going to end well at ALL... Wow, she did the refrigerater move on him... OW.
Joey: (sticking ass first from the tv) I'm... Ok...
Yeah, right.. Cool! Bakura! Ryou!
Malik: Bakura! Ryou! Hi!
Bakura: Ryou, there's a scary naked man saying hi to us...
Ryou: GET SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON! DON'T YOU KNOW THERE'S CHILDREN HERE?
What do they mean-Oh MY FUCKING RA! I'm NAKED!
Meriku: Curtesy of Meriku Ishtar. HA. HA.
BITCH!
Malik: I'm GOING TO KILL YOU.
Steps: Yo homie G!
Everyone: Huh?
Steps: Sorry, the jobs still taken?
Everyone: Umhm.
Steps: Oh, my bad.
Ok... ? STILL NAKED... I think I'll put some clothes on... o.o yeeeeaaahh..
Bakura's POV
Scary naked men are funny. NO. Kura you are NOT gay. Hmph! GAY PORN! Ok, so I MIGHT be gayish. A LITTLE.
Ryou: Bakura?
AH!
Bakura: I'mnotwatchinggayporn!
Oops.
Ryou: Huh?
Bakura: Nothing.
Meriku's POV
Heh, I have to hide from hikari for a VERY long time. Hee. He's SO going to kill me.
Bakura: MY LOVE!
Heh?
Meriku: Oh! Love of my life! (dramatic pause) Where's the kitchen again?
Bakura: (dramatic pause) This way love!
Hm, pizza!
Malik's POV
AH! My name is NOT Makkypoo! ARGH. Mrrrr. meep. Oh my fucking ra, Mai... And Shizuka (1)? Wow...
Mai: (kissing shizuka)
Shizuka: (devils sign while kissing mai)
Interesting... Yuri. Hm... Oh.. The mutt. This should get interesting.
Joey: OH MY GAWD!
(laughing my ass off) Hehe, he passed out... heehee.. Kaiba?
Kaiba: MY PUPPY! (picks up passed out joey) I... Love... You... (kisses him)
Joey: Hm? (wakes up) EYAH! (looks around) Oh wait. Is dis a scene?
Everyone: Yes.
Joey: Oh.
And then Kaiba and him start fucking like horny assed gay rabbits. WHOOHOO!
Ryou's POV
Am I the ONLY normal one here?
Meriku: Yes. (disappears)
Heh? Anyway, Bakura's being such a dramaqueen. YES. DRAMAQUEEN. And he says I'M feminine. Heh. HEH. Oh. there's Malik. I wonder what he'd do if I kissed him?
Ryou: Hi Malik.
Malik: Hi Ry-?
Oh my lord, I'm actually kissing him. Oh god!
Malik: (kisses back)
Oh my god!
Bakura's POV
Meep, I just ran into Ryou and Malik fucking... Eep. Meriku!
Meriku: (picks bakura up and in the air)
Bakura: Whee! (wraps arms and legs around meriku)
And then we kissed, the end. Butt out you filthy pervs!
Malik's POV
Holy shit, Ryou just fucked me. Hm, I never knew he was a seme.. Oh wait, nevermind.
Ryou: (purrs) Had fun?
Malik: Meep. Yes.
Grandpa: Room serv-HOLY FUCKING SHIT! A BUNCH OF HORMONAL FUCKING TEENAGERS!
Wow. Grandpa got a mouth. O.O
a/n: Glad I'm updating? This has to be one of my longest chapters yet. (proud) >:) REVIEW. Please:)
