The Adventures of the Psychos

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Malik's POV

Ok, so we've been gone awhile. We went to... um... nevermind. Hey look, Kaiba's here!

Malik: Kaiba my man-

Kaiba: Shut up.

Ooh, cold. Ok, so he's still as much of a moody teenager as Ishizu-

Ishizu: Watch it!

Huh?

Malik: How'd you know what I was thinking?

Ishizu: You were talking out loud jackass.

Oh.

Malik: Oh.

Hey, Joey's here. ... Why?

Joey: Hey, 'shizu?

Ishizu: What?

Joey: Are you a man?

Ishizu: EXCUSE ME?

Ooh, this isn't going to end well at ALL... Wow, she did the refrigerater move on him... OW.

Joey: (sticking ass first from the tv) I'm... Ok...

Yeah, right.. Cool! Bakura! Ryou!

Malik: Bakura! Ryou! Hi!

Bakura: Ryou, there's a scary naked man saying hi to us...

Ryou: GET SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON! DON'T YOU KNOW THERE'S CHILDREN HERE?

What do they mean-Oh MY FUCKING RA! I'm NAKED!

Meriku: Curtesy of Meriku Ishtar. HA. HA.

BITCH!

Malik: I'm GOING TO KILL YOU.

Steps: Yo homie G!

Everyone: Huh?

Steps: Sorry, the jobs still taken?

Everyone: Umhm.

Steps: Oh, my bad.

Ok... ? STILL NAKED... I think I'll put some clothes on... o.o yeeeeaaahh..

Bakura's POV

Scary naked men are funny. NO. Kura you are NOT gay. Hmph! GAY PORN! Ok, so I MIGHT be gayish. A LITTLE.

Ryou: Bakura?

AH!

Bakura: I'mnotwatchinggayporn!

Oops.

Ryou: Huh?

Bakura: Nothing.

Meriku's POV

Heh, I have to hide from hikari for a VERY long time. Hee. He's SO going to kill me.

Bakura: MY LOVE!

Heh?

Meriku: Oh! Love of my life! (dramatic pause) Where's the kitchen again?

Bakura: (dramatic pause) This way love!

Hm, pizza!

Malik's POV

AH! My name is NOT Makkypoo! ARGH. Mrrrr. meep. Oh my fucking ra, Mai... And Shizuka (1)? Wow...

Mai: (kissing shizuka)

Shizuka: (devils sign while kissing mai)

Interesting... Yuri. Hm... Oh.. The mutt. This should get interesting.

Joey: OH MY GAWD!

(laughing my ass off) Hehe, he passed out... heehee.. Kaiba?

Kaiba: MY PUPPY! (picks up passed out joey) I... Love... You... (kisses him)

Joey: Hm? (wakes up) EYAH! (looks around) Oh wait. Is dis a scene?

Everyone: Yes.

Joey: Oh.

And then Kaiba and him start fucking like horny assed gay rabbits. WHOOHOO!

Ryou's POV

Am I the ONLY normal one here?

Meriku: Yes. (disappears)

Heh? Anyway, Bakura's being such a dramaqueen. YES. DRAMAQUEEN. And he says I'M feminine. Heh. HEH. Oh. there's Malik. I wonder what he'd do if I kissed him?

Ryou: Hi Malik.

Malik: Hi Ry-?

Oh my lord, I'm actually kissing him. Oh god!

Malik: (kisses back)

Oh my god!

Bakura's POV

Meep, I just ran into Ryou and Malik fucking... Eep. Meriku!

Meriku: (picks bakura up and in the air)

Bakura: Whee! (wraps arms and legs around meriku)

And then we kissed, the end. Butt out you filthy pervs!

Malik's POV

Holy shit, Ryou just fucked me. Hm, I never knew he was a seme.. Oh wait, nevermind.

Ryou: (purrs) Had fun?

Malik: Meep. Yes.

Grandpa: Room serv-HOLY FUCKING SHIT! A BUNCH OF HORMONAL FUCKING TEENAGERS!

Wow. Grandpa got a mouth. O.O

a/n: Glad I'm updating? This has to be one of my longest chapters yet. (proud) >:) REVIEW. Please:)