The Adventures of the Psychos
Let's get started
Malik's POV
I am like, SO, bored! Meriku and me were playing checkers and Bakura's cock wouldn't cum so Ryou told us to take off the cockring but I didn't want to so Meriku kept giving him a blowjob and I kept fucking him. Then Bakura, being the loudest, lost his voice from screaming and yanked off the cockring and was cumming for a LONG time. He passed out. Then Meriku took Tea, VERY GORY, and, to make sure she would suffer, gave her a immortality potion, which we invented, and then cut ALL the bones out of her body to make her jelly, then sucked out ALL her blood to dry her. Then he stitched up her lips to shut her up, peeled off her nails and made her swallow them, then he peeled off all her skin, cut out her stomach and gave her mortality potion. She died painfully, oh and her vocals were slashed and she was like a fish. Bakura came back, and he's naked. WOW.
Malik: Hey Baku-RA.
Bakura: Shut UP! You know NOTHING of RA! He's a bastard!
Interesting.
Malik: Calm down.
Bakura: NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONO-
Ryou: Shh, 'Kura-MALIK WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?- Shh, here's a blanket to cover yourself with-DON'T YOU LEAVE-It's ok Bakura, you can cry.
Wow. I made Bakura cry, and Ryou scream. I'm on a roll.
Malik: I'm sorry.
Ryou: SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT! AND WHY IS HE NAKED?
Malik: I don't know.
I honestly don't know.
Ishizu: Why is Bakura lying on the couch, in a blanket, crying? And why is Meriku poking at himself with my ritual dagger?
Oh SHIT...
Malik (Ryou): MERIKU! (bakura...)
Ryou's POV
Malik went upstairs to handle Meriku and I stayed to help Bakura, who was now leaning on me and crying. HARD.
Ishizu: Is he ok?
Does he look ok, biotch?
Ryou: No, duh.
Ishizu: Well, sorrrrrryyyyyyyy.
Negh.
Ryou: Whatever.
Bakura: R-Ryou...?
Ryou: Yes?
Bakura: Why's the wall purple?
IT IS A PURPLE WALL-no wait, it is blue.
Ryou: It's blue.
Bakura: No, it's purple... no, nevermind. Ryou?
Ryou: Yes?
Bakura: I love you.
WHAT?
Ryou: Huh?
Bakura: Correction: I love you like a BROTHER.
Oh ok.
Ryou: Ok.
Malik's POV
Meriku's insane and idiotic. Have you noticed? He was trying to turn himself into a chicken.. WHO THE HELL WANTS TO BE A CHICKEN? I want to be a mouse.
Odion: You're close, you're a rat.
Malik: How the hell did you know what I was thinking?
Odion: I'm psychic, woooooo!
Malik: Oh my ra!
Steps: (idiots) dun, dun dun dun, dun dun, dun dun dun, dun, dun dun, dun dun, dun dun!
a/n: I luff you all! You rule! Thanks for all the reviews!
