Wolf of fire: I AM ALIVE! I'm also sooooooooooo sorry about the wait -sniff- I'm a baaaaaad person... BUT! I got my computer fixed YAY!
Wolvie: muahahahahahaha I have also killed off the evil writers block of doom
Wolf of fire: ON WITH THE STORY!
Disclaimer: Wolf of fire does not own X-men:Evolution or Inuyasha, she does, however own a sesshoumaru plushie, the inuyasha movie, and a picture of gambit
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Chapter 3: Chicken Shit and The Quest for Pizza
"For the last time, we are going to a mantiony thingy in Bayville because -they points to x-men- think you're a mutant and are going to 'cure'--"
"not cure help" interrupted Jean
"--whatever, 'help' you." said a very agitated Kagome (by the way the ' ' s were air quotes I love air quotes)
"But I'm NOT a mutanty thing" retorted Inuyasha
"Denial is the first stage" repeated Kitty
Inuyasha's eye was starting to twitch...
Well, eventually they landed at "The Xavier Instutute for Gifted Youngsters' ,and Inuyasha managed not to kill anyone (gasp!), and Kagome and Inuyasha got introduced and all that crap but we don't really care about all that crap right now because we're here for the random and the funny so on with the funny )and the random).
It just so happened that it was Kitty's night to cook (DOOM!XP) and she attempted to cook that microwaveable chicken cordon bleu, this so called 'chicken' (air quotes!) looked like shit that had been boiled, eaten, thrown up, gone to hell, been blown up, mixed with soy sauce and ketchup, eaten again, thrown back up, and put on top of a plate. (oooo descriptive)
now everyone was sitting down at dinner
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT!" exclaimed a grossed out Inuyasha
"It's called Chicken Cordon Bleu" replied Kitty (who was very proud of her chicken shit)
"There is no way in hell I'm eating that"
"You have to"
"No way in hell"
"Yes"
"hell no"
"Yes"
"Hell no!"
This continued on until the chicken shit was cold and even more decomposed that it already was. Then, the doorbell rang.
"PIZZA'S HERE!" yelled Jamie
"Pizza! You want pizza over my wonderful cooking?" Kitty asked horrified
"yes" answered everyone (including Inuyasha, not including Kitty)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Kitty and she stole the pizzas
So then the X-men went on a quest to find the Pizzas, They searched the whole entire mansion except Kitty and Rouge's room.
Then they finally decided to search Kitty's room (why they didnt search there first I don't know)
creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak, squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak
the door to the pizza-stealer's room had been opened. Inside there was numerous pizza boxes, pizza sauce, pizza crusts, and a very constipated Kitty.
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh" moaned Kitty
Kurt twitched
"NOOOOOOOOO! THE PIZZA HAS BEEN EATEN BY THE EVIL CONSTIPATED PIZZA-EATING MONSTER THING!" Kurt thn fainted from loss of pizza
"I need...cherry... pepto...bismol... ...or...alka...sletzer..." whispered/groaned Kitty
All of the X-men (and Kagome and Inuyasha) burst out laughing and left Kitty's room to do something more interesting and order more pizza.
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Wolf of fire: wOOt I liked that chapter, I'd like to thank my readers and reviewers, especially my reviewers, for sticking with me soooooo um yeah sorry if I take long on the next update, band camp starts August 8th, I hate bandcamp but... CLARINETS RULE ALL! violins and guitars too
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