Notes:
This is a Saiyuuki Fanfic. Since there are no distinct differences in any of the three saiyuuki series (namely Gensoumaden, Reload, Reload Gunlock), I'm placing it under Gensoumaden because it is more convenient that way.
There may be inconsistencies in the plot of the story and details that may contradict with those of the original... please be free to correct them!
Juunbiwaika? Yaromodomo!

A forest road...

It was silent; too quiet in fact that it may seem unsettling, and disturbing.
The silence was disturbed by a strange sound: the sound of an engine or more precisely, the sound of a vehicle that was supposed to be a dragon, but ended up as a jeep to ferry four boys on an almost suicide mission to the west...

"I'm Hungry" said a familiar voice. The voice was that of a small child, who turns out to be 500+ years old. That was the voice of Goku, seated at the back of the car (or dragon) and whining while rubbing his stomach.

"Be quiet, stomach-brained monkey!" said a man beside him. Two locks of hair sticking out of the man's head makes him look like a cockroach. His hair and eyes are red- the sign of a taboo child. His name was Gojyo. He was smoking a cigarette and yelling at the monkey.

"stop calling me monkey!" said Goku. Just then, a gunshot was heard. It was from a priest in the passenger seat. He goes by the name of Genjou Sanzo. "If you two don't shut up, I'm going to rip your heads off!"

"Oh dear", said a man in green. He's the driver of the car (or dragon)
He's got a monocle (or at least, that's what I think it is) and three silver whatchamacallits in his ear. Finally, he goes by the name of Cho Hakkai. "It's understandable for them to get so agitated, Sanzo" said Hakkai. "They haven't eaten in three days!"

"Hey Hakkai" said Goku "When do we get to the next village?"

"Well the map says it should be right after a river" replied Hakkai

"Is that map even accurate?" complained Gojyo.

"Hyuu!" barked the dragon (Now I'm sure it IS a dragon)
On the banks of the river lay a rope bridge, but blocking the bridge was a demon.
The demon had red hair, a long, sleeveless coat, earrings, and a sharp stare.

"Oh look" said Goku."It's Kougaiji!"

Kougaiji stood silent for a moment. Then he said "Genjou Sanzo, Give me the sutra now!"