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Names

"LOSER!"

"ASS!"

"IDIOT!"

"POMPOUS RETARD!"

"MORON!"

"IDIOT!"

Everyone stared at the closed door. The yelling had been going on for about five minutes. They couldn't believe Hawkeye was allowing Edward and Roy to scream at each other like that. They leaned on the door and listened. It was hard to tell who was calling who what. The voices were so loud. The names were getting good as time went on.

"Hey, what's with the crowd? Roy give Hawkeye another 'perverted' gift?" Ed walked up behind the crowd. He was talking about the time Roy and Riza were talking in an odd way about two guns. The crowd looked at Ed with wide eyes. He was hit with the handle of a gun and he turned around and saw Riza glaring at him.

"Fullmetal!" Riza growled and Ed gulped and coward behind Armstrong.

"If both of you are here..." Havoc looked at the two then back at the door.

"Who is in there yelling?" Fuery asked. Riza looked at the door and was able to hear the yelling. She pulled her gun and walked to the door, everyone clearing a path. She kicked the locked door open and stood gun aimed at the two culprits.

"Sir...s?" Riza lowered her gun when she saw Roy Mustang and Maes Hughes yelling. Not at each other, but at the radio. They were listening to a sports broadcast. They smiled and waved. The other men from the floor rushed in to listen. A vain popped out of Riza's head as he shot down the radio. She continued to shot it as it fell to the ground in a smoldering mess. The men stood on the desk cowering at Riza and her steaming gun. Riza took a deep breath, put her gun away and went back to her desk.

"Men." She simply said as the boys all cleared and went back to work. Never knowing if their team scored a touch down or not. Since when Riza shot it down, the referee was debating the challenge.

A/N - Please review. Constructive criticism accepted. No Flames (Thats Roy's job only). Please look in my profile oo0AnimeChild0oo for all my other stories. And again, thanks for reading.

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