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Desperate Hawkeye

Like the show 'Desperate Housewives', Riza Hawkeye sat by watching her grandfather's gardeners mow the lawn and water the plants. She watched the buff and strong men walk around shirtless, sweating from head to foot in their tight shorts. She would smile at the sight of one of them bending over to fix something with the tractor.

Those hot days when she lounged around in the large in-ground pool, she could hardly restrain herself from asking them to join her. All three of them. Short dark hair, tight muscular bodies, and nice asses.

With a small glass of iced tea, she floated around her pool on a floatation watching; Mike the 'flower waterier', John the 'lawn mower', and Chris the 'wood cutter'. These three men used to drive Riza wild on summer afternoons.

Years went by and times changed. She was no longer the happy-go-lucky teenage girl sitting in her grandfather's pool watching sexy men do hard labor. She was now a straight laced personnel of the military who sat around in her own swimming pool watching one sexy man

Now a days, Riza sits in a large in-ground pool floating on a flotation watching; Roy the 'flame alchemist', with his short black hair, muscular body and sexy ass. A glass of tequila in hand, she would 'always' invite him to join her for a swim, and later, a 'late night swim'. So for all of you TV producers out there, drop 'Desperate Housewives'.

Because coming to a military near you is, 'Desperate Hawkeye'. The First Lieutenant of the Amestris State Military and wife to Fuhrer Roy Mustang.

A/N - I couldn't resist! Please review. Constructive criticism accepted. No FLAMES (Thats Roy's job only). Please look in my profile oo0AnimeChild0oo for all my other stories. And again, thanks for reading.

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