Chapter 23: Pop Goes The Weasel!
The 6 friends finally got back home to Arendelle after the portal closed and began to walk towards the castle. "I can't wait to just go to bed after all this botanical bullshit!", Jacob said. "I second that, Jake!", Anna said. Olaf stopped to hug Jacob and said, "I'm really glad we didn't lose you.". "Me too, buddy! Let's get some rest!", Jacob said. As they were nearing the gates, both Kai and Gerda went up to the heroes in distress. "Forgive us, Elsa. We tried to keep them out.", Gerda said worryingly. "What is it, Gerda?", Elsa asked sounding concerned. They looked past them and saw the Duke of Weaselton and his goons once more. "I told you guys we'd be back!", the Duke said angrily. "Why are you back here? How many times do I have to tell you that you're not welcome here?", Elsa said. "And I told you, I don't take orders from you! I want the kingdom to know that their supposed leader is nothing more than someone who will always bring trouble!", the Duke said. "I guess that punch I gave you wasn't enough to keep you away?!", Jacob said as he got closer to the Duke. He hid behind his two goons as Jacob got closer. "Don't you dare lay a hand on him again!", Erik said. The Duke poked his head out between the two of them and said, "And I know what you've been up to, Jacob!". "What the hell are you talking about?", he asked sounding confused. "I know that you were working with some kind of plant witch to cause death and destruction to people.", the Duke said. "And that sounds like something he should be put in a dungeon for. Don't you think, Erik?", Francis asked. "I agree, Francis.", Erik responded. "How the hell do you know about that?", Elsa sked. "I got word of it from your servants here.", the Duke said. "I'm so sorry. He threatened us if we didn't tell him what you were doing.", Kai said. "You are one nosy little prick aren't you, Weaselton!", Anna said who pronounced the name wrong again. "It's pronounced Weaselton!", Weaselton corrected the pronunciation. "And for your information, I was brainwashed into helping that crazy bitch! And we stopped her!", Jacob said. "Oh, I'm sure you would say that just save your own skin!", the Duke said. Then a dark shadowy figure jumped down behind the Duke and his guards and slowly rose up in a menacing way. Everyone except the 3 assholes who were unaware of the figure behind them started to be shaken a bit at the figure before they realized it was Batman. "What's wrong? Why do you guys have that look on your faces?", the Duke asked. All 3 of them looked behind and almost pissed themselves and saw the dark figure. Batman then punched both the guards out cold in the blink of an eye. He then held the Duke by the throat with just one hand. "If I were you, I would stop harassing my friends and leave them alone. And I would also take your boys with you and leave Arendelle and never come back!", Batman said. "Y...You're n...not the b...boss of me.", the Duke said weakly in fright. "Do you know how many bones in your body in just 5 seconds? I'm sure you don't want to know.", Batman threatened. "Who are you?", the Duke asked sounding scared. "I'm your worst nightmare!", Batman said. "Okay! I'll leave and never come back! I swear!", the Duke agreed. "Also, I would apologize to Anna, Elsa, Jacob, and the rest for your cruel words. Words can sometimes hurt way more than any physical pain.", Batman said. "I'm sorry, Anna, Elsa, Jacob, and the rest! I'll never bug any of you again! I promise!", he said. "Good.", Batman said as he dropped the Duke down. He then woke his guards up and said, "Come on, guys! We gotta go! Now!", he said in a frightened tone. Erik and Francis woke up groggily and looked at Batman and became scared at the sight of him. "Oh, shit! Come on, man! Let's go!", Francis said. "I second that!", Erik said. All 3 of them scurried away like frightened rats and were gone. "Nice job!", Sven said. "I'm sure those creeps won't be back again!", Anna said. 'What are you doing here anyway?", Elsa asked. "I followed you through the portal because Jacob left his phone.", Batman said as he handed Jacob back his phone. "Oh, I didn't realize I dropped it. Thanks.", Jacob said. "It has your schedule of when we're supposed to meet for training. I don't want you to forget that.", Batman said. "Of course.", Jacob said. They all looked at each other for a second when they looked back, Batman was gone. "Should've seen that coming.", Anna said. "At least we'll never have to deal with Weaselton again. Let's just get some rest.", Kristoff said as they all went into the castle.
