(Working title) Majima becomes a zoo Vtuber

Majima had enough. he didnt want to pop out of holes to engage with the love of his life Kiryu anymore. because he tried to jump out of a manhole and banged his head on a Tesla, the lisense plate said MUGO NANA. He was not sure if the shock was from the remaing power of the Tesla coils powering the car, or somethiong else. but suddenly kiryu was ignoring him!

"why" say majima!

and kiryu ignored him :(

So majima said fuck you kiryu chan I'm going to becoming my own man :(. So he went home.

When majima got to his house he turned on the light switch. he opened his fridge and 5 watermelons fell out. He shaked his head because kiryu needs to stop bring watermelons, it was one time. So he opened a watermelon with his gleaming, sharp, extremely point, and sharp, and ornate dagger that he loved and ate it. he loved his knife more than kiryu so he wasn't sad any more.

When he finished drinking the watermelon, he had to use the bathroom so he went to the bathroom door to open it and enter the bathroom. Then he looked in the mirror and SCREAMed! he was a tiger vtuber WITH BAD RIGGING!

"oh no", he said. "I have to talk to my bff saejimy"

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so he went to the next city which is called Sotenbori, it is based on Dotonbori in real life. And he wanted to find his friend sajemi. so he went to donqey joe because saijame works there to sell foot slippers. but because it was an emergncy, it was night time so no one was in donqky jote.

when majima walked in to the dnqio yote, sajmiy was yelling at a man with big hair.

"FUCK YOU" said sjmiy "DONT COME BACK"

"ok i deserve it" said itchyman. and he left. (a/n FUCK ITCHBUM! KIRYU ALL THE WAY! 3333333333333333)

"hello sjmaie its majime" said majima.

"hi majima" said sjemia.

"hi i have a probluem, Im a vtuber now and i dont like it because my rigging is bad, but im a tiger so I thought you can help me. with my happinstance."

"idk ma ni think ur riggin looks fine" said sajiemea IN A SUSPICIOUSLY ANGERYING WAY!

Majima: "u sus"

"wut'

majima: i mea sussy baka can u help me pleasE?

saejima: but wy doe i think it looks ok

majima: you r no help! iim going to resort to other methods like cults.

sjemasa: no wait it is there is dangerous

Anyway majima left because he was annoyed to find a cult called choppy mulan. So he used google to find the cult (who the fuck usue yellows page anymore) and then he went to go find the cult.

Majima went to choppy mulan, they lived in a really sketchy place called lullaby mahjong (A/N i know lullby majong is not in sotanbori but ill fix it later someone pls tellme in the comments!0 so he knocked on the front door and someone told him to get a special mahjong tile so he did and then he brought it back and they let him in.

Majima met a guy called bob who is the leader of the rigger people in choppy mulan. and bob said "in order to do the shooreh pippi for you (this is an AU thats what they call rigging) u have to pay me because artists deserve to be paid fairly !" so majima said ok well shit i dont have money brb.

Majima thought about it for a few days because he left his money in Kiryu's refridgerator under the watermelons. so in the end he back to sejeimy to try to talk it out.

"hey" said majima

"hi" said sejeamiy

"can u pls help me with the rigging thign Mulan said they cost a lot of money so im broke." said majima sadly, a tear fellt down his face and he cried a lot.

sajama shakes his had. "i thought you were my kyoudai but then u called me sussy baka, i can't help you"

majima said what if I punch your stupid bald head one like three hairs on it"

seajimmy was sad about that, so he decided to start a fight. He ripped his shirt off and it didnt tear so he can wear it later because he's cool like that. his abs rippled gentlely in the wind that blew the chimes in the dokeyhoe store.\

But then majima saw that sejeimai was really pale so he was like are you sure you wanna fight maybe you should like down but sjimiiea was actually a vampire disgusted as a yakuza for his entire life since he was like 30? so majime said ok i have to fight you sorry bro and then smajam said said don't call me bro anymore bc im not your kyoudai bc a kyoudai cant be a sussy baka meet me in the parking lot in kamurocho (a/n STOP ASKING WHY THEY WENT BACK TO MAKUCHO!) and then we will fight.

so then they took seperate airplanes to kamurocho because it's faster and in the shitchyfugu parkling lot. so then sajaime took his shirt off again (they wouldnt let him ride the plain without a short) and he said ok i have to fight u for for calling me a sussy baka,

then majima took off his shirt...

AND THERE WAS NOTHING THERE!

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT WTF? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS IS FUCKED UP WHERE IS MY TITS! I LIKE THEY ARE BIG"

saiejmia said wait calm down dont worry

"FUCK YOU!" HOLLERED MIJAME and he punched him in the tit.

majima took it took far this time so they fought a lot, for like idk 12 hours and then they ended up on the heilicopter pad on the top of the million tower.

I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU YOU BITCHY FUCKING POSER! yelled majima as he punched him really hard in the head.

ME TOO YOU PIECE OF SHIT I HATED YOUR UNDERCUT AND YOU LOOK BETTER WITH NO TITS" said siejimy really angrily and he punched majima in the chest but there was no chest there, so he lost his balance and tripped off the edge of the tower.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! said majima because he sad.

but seajeami was actually still holding on to a piece of construction from majima construction (a/n it's deep because the construction is from majima's company) and he said listen man ill be your sussy baka and majima said im so sorry i didnt mean it and saejimii said its ok bro we will be kyoudais forever in my heart and then he let go and probably died.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! said majima, he was sad for a second, but then he realized it was not too late yet! so he rushed down the stairs of the millionire tower (the elevator was broken they forgot to fix it) and he went all the way downstairs to find sijiema. and he was...

ALIVE!

"hold on kyoudai i got you bro you will be alive after this!"

"dont worry about me kyoudai it was an honour to be your kyoudai

"no dont say that you are still my kyoudai"

"bro watch out"

and then saejmei pushed majima harder than he usually pushes on bears because there was a danger, and he sacrificed himself for his kyoudai because he got run over by a bulldozer

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! said majama. In the deafening silence, a single rose petal falls down and falls, conviently, on where Sjmi's heart is. rip yume

and then two guys are who are married came out of the car and said oh sorry we didnt see you there, they're names was shinada and takasugio.

"see i told u we should not drived this car on the street to go to yakiniku practice"! said takasugio angrily.

"its not my fault you said the other one is too small and you dont feel safe because if the car crashes your glasses will break." said shinada, who is a super big awesome baseball star athat is relaly amazing and he deserved better even though he's kind of annoying. (A/N: My bby boy ^_^)

"babe we killed someone"

"oh no we need to run away"

*weeooo weeeooo weeeooo weeeooo weeeooo* some sirens came down the street

FREEZE! said a very handsome police officer (THEY SHOULD REALLY BRING BACK TINYMURA BECAUSE THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH WEED! :( )

and everyone froze in their spots except sjame because he is ded.

"who are you" said shinada.

"my name is tinymura and im here for revenge"

what said majima

not you i mean RGG studio said tninymura, "i think its very unfair that just becuase of some shit that happening in real likfe we have to be punished for it, and i didn't do anything wrong wrong even i just blazed it 420 haha so like whats the big deal, can i just chill with you guys"

every one is really confused because they thought that the police sirens was for all of them.

"so then why are you using you siren" said takasugio.

"i wasnt" say tinymura

"wtf" said shinada, holding a tempura battered baseball bat.

"where did you get that babe" said takasugio

"yakiniku"

"ok"

"but wait" said majima who is actually very smart because only his tits are gone and not his brain, "if you are not the one who has the siren then why is the siren loud?"

"the police is chasing me because i smoked a weed" tinymura said with an angry scowl on his face.

"does that mean you cant be in the next game anymore"

"ya" (A/N: Tinymura did nothing wrong :""""(((( )

"ok anyway you killed my kyoudai" said majima and then he cried.

CHAPTER 2 COMING SOON!