Disclaimer: I don't Fullmetal Alchemist, I never have and never will.

Keep Honking...

Roy was following a car once morning on his way to work. He was going in early today because he wanted to get a head start on doing noting before Hawkeye came in. As he drove down Main Street, he came apon a electric blue Ford Mustang convertible. He thought nothing of it. As he got closer, he saw the license plate was a military issued plate. He got curious and got even closer. There was a bumper sticker on this car that read "Keep Honking, I'm Reloading" with a siloquet of a pistol. This made him laugh. But still, as clueless as he was, he didn't think anything of it, or the driver. As both cars pulled into the Eastern HQ parking lot, Roy was quite surprised when he saw a blonde lieutenant step out of the car with a black and white puppy.

"Lt. Hawkeye?"

The girl turned around as she was placing her three pistols into their respected holsters.

"Sir."

She saluted and continued on her way. Roy, however just stood their for a moment, then began laughing.

"Only Hawkeye could pull that off."

A/N - Sweet!

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