Disclaimer: I don't Fullmetal Alchemist, I never have and never will.

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"I know no more about women, then I did the day I got interested in them... When your involved with a women, it's like being shot at by a sniper, but you don't know where their at.. Just a big old grassy noel following you around. Your just standing there dumb a dirt like we all are... al of a sudden BANG woah... sorry what I do?" - Bill Engvall

Roy thought about the comedian he went to see last night and stared down at his sleeping wife, the sniper of the military.

"He spoke the truth."

A/N - Random I know

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