Disclaimer: I don't Fullmetal Alchemist, I never have and never will.

Roy Bunch

I've got a lovely bunch of subordinates...

There they are all standing in a row...

Big ones... Small ones... Some as pretty as sin...

Give them an order...

A snap of the glove...

They all run around obeying...

Hawkeye: "Sir?"

Roy: "..."

Havoc: "What the hell?."

Roy: "..." Hughes: "Not bad... but you still need a wife..." Everyone: "..."

A/N - well?

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