Hello everyone. Nice to be back, it has been kinda hectic for me and now when school is back I am fully booked till week 7 but I think I will manage… hopefully :s
Anyways here is the next chapter of this fanfic that I have written I own da rights for that but I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew, just my lame jokes and my crappy announcer.
Announcer: Hey!
Ok then let's get this show on the road… so we can run over it :p


No one knows how but Taruto is back in the chair. Tied down by some chains so he won't escape but that is what they say at least for his own safety. He sits there annoyed trying to think out a way to get from here to where the announcer is when the intro starts.

Know Your Stars… Know Your Stars… Know Your Stars… Know Your Stars…

"Taruto…"

"…He eats the squirrels under the couch…"

"I don't do that! And besides there are no squirrels living under any couch."

"How do you know that? Have you checked?"

"No!"

"But to know there aren't any squirrels you have to look, right?"

"No you don't Pai says that the squirrels doesn't live under couches. They live in trees."

"And why would Pai tell you that?"

"Kish had some problems with them and wanted to make sure where they was so he could avoid them"

"So you store them under the couch to scare him then"

"Taruto…"

"…When he don't eat the squirrels he brushes his fangs with them"

Taruto glares. "And why did you get that messed up idea?"

"I read it in your diary"

"What?"

"Taruto…"

"…He is the squirrel King"

"No I am not."

"Just admit it, your royal body guards are waiting outside to take you to their couch when you're done here"

"Where do you get your information?"

"E bay"

"What?"

"And I also got a new couch from there." The announcer starts to whisper "Britney Spears has been sitting on it."

Taruto rolls his eyes thinking who would ever buy and believe that.

"Oh and thanks for letting me use your squirrel king visa card"

"My what?"

"Taruto…"

"…He know 65 different squirrel languages"

"I don't know any squirrel language. I don't think they even have one"

"Oh I get it you want to keep it a secret… how rude"

"Taruto…"

"…He got raised up by squirrels that found him abandoned in the woods"

"No I didn't! I am not even born on this planet. Don't you know that?"

"Ah haa… he is lying…. Uh humm… what more do you have to say?"

"What are you doing?"

"Paranoid… feels that he's being observed… a real nutcase"

Taruto glares and tries to get out from his chair.

"This will really interest you squirrel dad"

"I don't have a squirrel dad!"

"Feels like he has to hide his background because he is embarrassed about it…"

"grrr…"

"Taruto…"

"…His first word was nut"

"And yours was psycho!"

"Not it was actually Heil Taruto the squirrel king!"

"That's more then one word and you didn't say that."

"You can ask my mommy about that"

"Taruto…"

"…He thinks that he is a squirrel"

"No I am not a squirrel. I am not even a human you know. I wasn't even born on this planet."

"Taruto…"

"…Some times he admires his squirrel butt for hours in the mirror"

"Who would do that? And I don't have any parts that should be on a squirrel on my body."

"Taruto…"

"…He can't talk more right now he's getting married with a squirrel princess"

"What! No I am not Purin would kill me. I mean… I am not a squirrel! Who would ever do that?"

"All rise for the squirrel king!"

"I am not their king!"

"Now you know Taruto…"

"…The almighty squirrel king who sat on his squirrel princess this whole show"

"I did what? You're so gonna pay for this! Who made this up anyways, your liar!"


Well I know that he was a bit OOC in this but it was hard and well I don't knowbut I updated didn't I? Anyways I hope you like despite the fact he's a bit OOC and I will update soon again or at least try I promise.

Reviews are appreciated and loved :)

Oh and no reviews will be answered since I want this to get up so if there was something you wanted to ask me then review in the question again and I take it in the next chapter.