Sorry, sorry, sorry. I have been busy so I haven't been able to update anything please put the spoons down.Here is the update.


Know Your Stars… Know Your Stars… Know Your Stars… Know Your Stars…

Pai…

Lives in a vacuum cleaner shaped like a pumpkin

No I don't at the moment I live in a spaceship. (Spoiler & A/N: This is before the leave the earth how would I ells get hold of them :p)

Well I don't know why you have vacuum cleaners shaped like pumpkins on your ship. Where are you from? Pancake land?

…you would never be able to understand where I am from.

Ok… you're from the muffin kingdom. Pfff you could just have told me that right away.

Pai…

Is married to his microwave

No I am not. I don't even have a microwave.

Tell me dude. Did she say yes right away? Or did you have to wait on the answer?

I am not married.

Awww come on you can tell me.

I repeat my answer, I'm not married.

Oh I get it. It's just so your fancarrots won't attack you on your way out. I get it.

Pai…

Has three little calculators

Actually I have more then three.

Aw so you have got more kids well congratulation

They are not my kids.

So you think she's cheating on you? Too bad… When did you get the last on?

I got a new one yesterday. I had to since Taruto placed one in tomato juice to impress some girl.

Hey where is my cigar? It's something a father always gives to his friends

I am not you're friend.

Aww but we have history together. Remember when you almost married me in France.

What! I didn't do that!

Sure you where drunk and all but you admitted that you loved me.

You're sick

Yeah I know I have got a cold, can you really hear that?

I don't mean sick as in sick I mean sick as in…

Times up!

What?

Thank you for visiting us but I think Jimmy needs to go to sleep now

Who's Jimmy?

You're son of course.

I don't have a son.

Jimmy's going to be sad hearing that his dad said so.

I repeat I… don't… have… a son.

Poor little Jimmy and his broken antenna

… His what? I thought you said that he was a calculator and they don't have antennas.

Awww so you do recognise him then. Jimmy's going to be trilled

I just said that most calculators don't have an antenna. I never said I knew that Jimmy.

Now you know Pai…

who is going home to his cheating microwave wife and poor Jimmy that will cry himself to sleep.

I don't have a wife or a son!

That's right you got two. The rest is girls.

Why did I even come here? Who gave you this job a lunatic?

Hey don't insult your wife.

My wi…? I don't have a wife!

Bye…

Come back here I am not done!


So ehrm… I hope you liked this chapter so much that you wont hunt me down or anything. I wanna live, lol. Well cya guys later!

Ninjaofdeath No I don't. I have heard about the game but I don't play it. But I like that kind of game though…

Kyotohru ichigokish sasuken… Thank you ¨bows¨ prepare for new weird things and psycho objects being tossed, lol. I donno maybe I base an idea on whatever I just said or something.

Psuriko I will, never give up on the weirdness!

koiree thank you

Ukari-chan There is a fine line between being a genius or a maniac. But I prefer what you just called me :p thank you and I donno where I get it from. My magic shoebox maybe…

Super Lucky Tiki Charm Or with them both O.o Muhahahhahah I can feel the tension in the air, lol. What a super stupid combo… I like it ¨smirks¨ maybe I'll do that.

Yokie More like 55 and yay I am back after 150 years now. Be even more proud. And I am not mad but can you give me the site URL or something? You know it takes a lot more to get me upset. Like cutting off my fingers or change my DNA so I will slowly transform into a snake or something.

K paradox Thank you I love those kinds of comments but you got to survive to read even more you know.

Zaffy yeah I got it from there but thank you so much for saying that my version is better. I think theirs are but it was nice to hear that my weirdness could please someone.

Kuroichigo Well late update but here it is and here is a tissue.

blue angel101 Yeah when its his turn I will.

Rahkshi Sister I donno where it comes from but I thank whoever is responsible for my wild imagination, lol, I couldn't have done this without it.