A/N: This chapter is for you, breziebear and Nirvana-girl22.

Disclaimer: I own the plot, but that's about it. Wish I owned Draco though. ;)


Chapter 2: Role Casting

Ginny yawned and stretched, propping her feet on top of mountains of paper on her desk. She tipped back in her chair and smiled to herself. Ron was happy, she'd be meeting Harry Potter, life was good. She was sure that Tango was going to make G-Spot a hit. G-Spot of course, being Mione G's personal studios.

Ginny smiled at the sick little pun. She adored that name. As she closed her eyes, she vaguely heard the sound of a phone ringing. Ah, forget it. She thought. Let Patil get it. She's got to work one of these days.

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"G-Spot studios, this is the line of Ginevra Weasley, agent to stars such as Mione G and Cho Chang. This is Parvati Patil speaking, how may I help you?"

"Parvati? This is Pansy Parkinson of Smooth Moves."

Parvati smiled and flipped her hair over one shoulder. "Pansy darling, how long has it been?"

"Can't talk right now, Patti. I need to get on with Ginevra."

Parvati bit her lip and looked into her boss' office via the open door. Her front teeth kneaded the bottom lip as she mulled over the situation. Waking up Ginny Weasley was not a task for the faint-hearted. Unfortunately, Parvati Patil was no knight in shining armour with no courage to boot.

"Right now, Panse? She's taking a nap. Can't you call back or something?"

"'Fraid not. Need her on ASAP."

"Hold please." With one trembling finger, Parvati pressed the red intercom button as she put Pansy on hold. "Ginny? Ginny you've got a call."

Ginny cracked open an eye and moved to press the button to respond. "Parvati, you know that I don't like to be disturbed by solicitors trying to sell cheap ideas when I'm sleeping. I think you should know how to-"

"It's Pansy Parkinson, ma'am; Smooth Moves studios."

The redhead immediately perked up, moving her legs off her desk in one swift movement, sweeping the papers they had been resting on onto the floor. "Put her through, Parvati."

"Yes ma'am."

A few clicks, and one dial tone later, Ginny's ear was assaulted by a dry Italian drawl.

"Ginny dahling."

Ginny gritted her teeth in response. "Blaise Zabini. It's been a while."

"Far too long."

After an uncomfortable silence of about a second passed, Ginny snapped, "What do you want, Zabini?"

Blaise chuckled. "Temper, temper."

Ginny's tone took that of warning. "Zabini…"

"Fine, fine. We heard that brother of yours, Donald-"

"Ron-"

"Donald wrote a script called Tango. My client has found it of great interest and has expressed want to partake in the role of Dimitri."

Ginny could feel her knees buckle even though she was sitting down. "Draco Malfoy?" She hissed, barely believing her luck. "The Draco Malfoy wants to star in Tango besides Mione G?"

"Of course."

"Certainly! No problem! With the two of them together we'd bound to at least have twenty times the normal sales! Draco Malfoy and Mione G, Tango. Produced by G-Spot studios."

"Actually, as part of the contract Mr Malfoy wishes to sign, he wants it to be a collaboration of G-Spot and Smooth Moves."

Had it been just any other porn star, like Cedric Diggory, Ginny would have replied with a very curt no and hung up. But this was hot stuff. This was Draco Malfoy. The Draco Malfoy with classics such as Flaming Desire and its sequel Still On Fire selling at phenomenal rates. Not to mention Love In Yosemite and The Grand Canyon Affair. And who could forget the sex parody of Casablanca, Casasexa?

Agents would kill to be offered with an opportunity like this. There was no chance in hell that Ginny was giving this up.

"Of course, whatever Malfoy wants, Zabini. Anything at all."

"25 of the profits."

Ginny flinched. "Why not?" She bit out.

"And he wants all the sex scenes done in private, to be edited by Smooth Moves first then re-edited by G-Spot."

Ginny flinched again. She knew that Hermione disliked doing those scenes in private, oddly preferring to do it on set with lights on and camera whirring. But this was Draco Malfoy. Ginny had to sign Draco Malfoy!

"Fine."

"Good to see we came to a deal then. Nice working with you Ginevra. I'll come by sometime this or next week with the contract."

"Sure thing, Zabini."

"Ciao."

"Bye."

Ginny's face bore a radiant smile as she gently put the phone back on its cradle. It took all of her self discipline not to jump for joy and twirl and sing.

Tango was sure to become a hit. With Draco Malfoy in the role of Dimitri and Mione G in the role of Jasmine with both G-Spot and Smooth Moves backing it, it was a sure fire way to the top.

What could possibly go wrong?


A/N: ((Cackles evilly)) Oh so many things. Poor deluded Ginny. Anyway my two beloved reviewers, tell your friends! I need reviews for Tango! It's being sadly neglected!