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Chapter 2: Domestic Disturbance

Master Roshi drops the bottle on his toe as the thunderous crash erupts. "Ow!"

"What the hell is that!" Krillin asks.

Before anyone can answer, the door flies from it's hinges, smacking flat into Roshi and covering him on the floor. Everyone is speechless as the prince of all Saiyans enters the room. "Tell me, where is that son-of-a-bitch, Kakarot!"

Krillin clears the lump in his throat. "V-v-vege-"

Vegeta looks perturbed. "V-v-v-v-v-v-v! Spit it out you bumbling fool!" He mocks Krillin.

"G-goku is at his house…"

"At his house? AT HIS HOUSE! What do I look like, his best fucking friend? How would I know where his house is! Take me there you fucking idiot!"

"Now Vegeta, there's no need-" Bulma started.

"No need for what? Fucking cursing? Fucking cursing! I tell you what, woman! You will come with me to Kakarot's… house." Under his breath, "Domestic! How fucking domestic can a Saiyan be? I bet he even plays with that half-breed son of his! Sickening!"

Just as Vegeta is about to walk out, there is a commotion on the floor. "What the hell just happened!" Roshi's muffled voice said from under the door. He pushed it to the side and stood up, shaking off the dirt, among other things. Vegeta gave a furious sneer.

"Why the FUCK are you naked, old man!" Vegeta shouted.

"It's my damn house! I'm tired of people treating me like trash!"

"Shut your mouth! You are a piece of trash! The next time I am insulted by such a deteriorated old carcass I will not hesitate to destroy you! Understand?"

Roshi suddenly felt like a little kid in trouble with his father. "Yeah, I understand."

"Good. Now let's go! Baldy, grab the loud mouth!" Vegeta commanded as he flew off.

"What did he call me! Loud mouth! I'M NOT LOUD!" Bulma shouted as Krillin scooped her up and took off behind Vegeta.

"The fuck you ain't!" Roshi said after they left. He walked outside to see if he could still hear Bulma screaming and indeed he could. Eventually, her screams turned to the sound of the ocean and all was at peace again. As he turned, the site of his hover car in ruins caught his eyes. "Son-of-a-bitch!" The car was mostly whole, but quite beat up. He approached it and looked closer. There was a hole in the side of it. At first he thought it was a blast hole, but the edges weren't burnt. He looked in the hole.

"Master," Turtle said from within the car, "He threw me through the car. I think I'm stuck."

Roshi gave a slight smile and started to loosen the metal around Turtle.

"Master?" Turtle said.

"What?"

"Why are you naked?"