Y'kno, I decided that demanding is rude... so, to make up for my rudeness, here, another chapter.


Chapter 11:

"Nee-san!" Lee screamed from inside her room. Ailias ran in with her ever so famous apron that read, 'Kiss The Cook and Have Your Head Removed,' along with a spatula.

"What's wrong!" She noticed Lee jumping up and down on the bed, tears streaking her face.

"SPIDER!"

"What, where!" A tinge of fear lurking in her voice. Lee pointed down to it. IT. WAS. HUGE. Not a moment later, Ailias was up on Lee's bed screaming for Kurama. The red head rushed into the room.

"What is it!" He asked forcefully, almost yelling out of concern.

"SPIDER!" the girls squealed in unison. Kurama gave the girls a flat look before stomping on it. "EW!" They yelled again as they saw the huge spider's legs go flat and a yellow-green goo splatter everywhere from it. Kurama slowly walked away. Ailias jumped down from the bed and clung on to his arm.

"Thank you!" She said. "you are my knight in shining armor!"

"Why didn't you just hit it?" Ailias gave him a puppy dog pout.

"What if it moved?"

"That's why you hit it. Then it doesn't move." A scream came from Lee's room. She rushed out and hid behind Ailias, clinging to her Nee-san's apron.

"What's wrong now, Lee?" asked Ailias.

"It's leg twitched…" Kurama sighed and got a broom to get rid of the twitching spider leg… and the other parts of it that weren't twitching. Ailias walked back over to what ever she was cooking, and once Kurama was done cleaning up, he went back to tasting it. Mm-mm good… what ever it was. Lee walked over to the couch and laid on it awkwardly. Her head was upside down on a pillow, her legs were touching the ground at the side of the couch, and her back was lying on the arm rest.

"I'm bored…" She explained.

"Get ready for dinner then," Kurama suggested.

"Yes, Kurama seems to be enjoying it," Ailias replied heatedly. Kurama just smiled and pecked Ailias's lips.

"Well, you're a good cook."

"Thanks, you can thank those who work at Hamburger Helper."

"You two are making me sick," commented Lee.

"So you won't be eating then?" Kurama asked her.

"Why would you suggest such a thing? Don't you know if the world were on fire I'd eat before I ever went to see the beautiful destruction?" Ailias just lifted an eyebrow, staring at her imouto.

"Well, come and get it…" Ailias said. She set out three bowls at the table and poured her concoction into them. Lee hopped into a chair, separated her chop sticks and dug in before spitting it out.

"What the hell is THIS!"

"Mm… the recipe on the back of this box…" Ailias held up the hamburger helper box. Lee snatched the box out of her Nee-san's hands and read the recipe. Her eyes floated up to Ailias's face. Then she and Kurama exchanged looks. She saw he was about ready to barf. Of course, he was too polite to say she was making dog food. Literally, the recipe was for dog food.

"Nee-san, take a bite of it…" Ailias blinked at Lee but took a bite before coughing it up.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID I MAKE!"

"Dog food…" Lee and Kurama replied at once. Ailias looked at Kurama.

"But you said it was good…"

"Yes, for dog food…" Ailias collected the bowls and threw the dog food outside for the wolves to eat. They'd probably have a field day tonight. Ailias sulked over to the sink and began washing the dishes, then she removed her apron and slowly turned around. Kurama and Lee felt a hint of guilt in their consciousness. Ailias looked up to them with a depressed expression.

"SO WHO WANTS PIZZA!" She said with a huge smile. The shock of her happy voice made Lee and Kurama fall out of their seats.

"Uh… pizza would be lovely…" Kurama said, sweating. Lee blinked. She then shot her hands in the air and a huge smile came over her face.

"WOO HOO! PIZZA!" She yelled gleefully.

At Koenma's office:

"What pacifier-breath?" Yusuke asked Koenma.

"Stop calling me that Yusuke! Well, someone would like to talk to you."

"Who?" Suddenly a green smoke appeared in front of him. When the smoke cleared, an old woman stood before him.

"I would, boy," The woman said in a raspy voice. "I heard you wish to resurrect someone."

"Uh… y-yes… but, isn't this something Koenma should be handling?"

"Actually, Yusuke, I can't resurrect anyone. The woman here is a witch from a magical realm. She can resurrect someone. She hones the power to."

"Uh… OK?"

"Yes, boy, I can resurrect anyone you want, but for a price."

"And what would that price be, hag?" He asked her. "My leg and an ear lobe?"

"Not quite…"

At the Pizza Parlor:

"I WANT BACON!" Lee yelled as they entered.

"PEPPERONI ALL THE WAY!" Ailias said, stretching her arms out. With a swish of her white hair, Ailias turned to see a pondering Kurama. "What's it gonna be?"

"I think I'll go with… the… anchovies."

"ANCHOVIES!" The girls yelled very, very loudly.

"I'm always up for a new experience."

"With food or in general?" Lee asked, up in his grill.

"Just… food."

"GOOD ANSWER!" Lee yelled, pulling up her multi-colored hair into a pony tail. Some guy in line walked up to her and tapped her shoulder. Lee turned to see a very tall, dark haired man with dark eyes accompanied with dark eyeliner, something she herself would never use on a daily basis. His hair was spiked into a Mohawk with the tips dyed green. He had a safety pin in his nose… and ears… and eye brows. Lee didn't doubt there would be others, but she didn't quite want to think about it. He wore dark clothing as well. Easy to say, he was a Goth.

"Uh… yes?" She said weakly. Although she was demon, this man was much bigger than her, and very intimidating.

"That natural?" He asked softly.

"Is what natural?"

"Your hair… those ears… and tail? And those claws?" Lee's eyes went straight to purple dots. She forgot to go into human form again… She looked at Ailias who was tapping her foot. No tail in sight. And she wore a hat to cover her ears. Lee had to think of something.

"NATURAL! HA! Of course not! I just came back from a play! In fact, I think I'll go take off my costume now!" She yelled. She then scrambled into the bathroom and locked herself in a stall. She sat down on the toilet seat and began meditating. Soon, her hair was jet black, her ears and tail had disappeared, and the dot formation around her left eye faded. She jumped up from the toilet and rushed back to Ailias and Kurama.

"Nice going…" Ailias commented. "Now they want to see a part of the play."

"You're kidding…" Lee scanned the faces in the crowd that had just surrounded her. "Ah… OK…" Good thing she was good at improv. "Ahem…" She said, pretending to get into character. Just act like the maniac you know you are! She told herself. Lee crouched down on the ground, looking as if she were stalking someone. "I see you…" She said hoarsely. "And you won't be getting away… People say I'm crazy, but OH the mayhem, the horrors that lurk these streets… BEWARE!" She yelled, standing to her feet, "FOR CRIMINALS ARE OUT! Murderers… arsons… people who toy with death and the dearly departed…AWAY I GO! For I am… Cat Woman…" She regained her posture and stared at the faces again. "Ta-da?" Only one person clapped, Kurama. He had a nervous grin on his face. Ailias stared at her imouto with her back hunched, eyes like: OO and her jaw dropping to touch the ground. The crowd went back into the single file line they had been in before. "Hm, no one appreciates art…"

"I think we need to find a new pizza place…" Before Lee, Ailias, and Kurama could leave, Yusuke ran in.

"HEY GUYS!" He yelled. Suddenly, he was tackled by all three of them and rushed out the door. "WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT!" He yelled at them once they were in the parking lot.

"We didn't need anymore attention brought to ourselves…" Kurama informed him.

"Huh?"

"You don't wanna know…" said Lee. Yusuke shrugged.

"But I've got GREAT news!"

"Oh, really? Kuwabara fell off a cliff?" Ailias asked.

"Um… no… WE CAN BRING BACK QUINN!"

KJ and Niki signing off! DOO-DOO-DOO! I actually got writer block! Then… I wrote this! MY VISION FOR THIS STORY HAS RETURNED! Ahem… review. Purty Plz?