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Chapter 4: Wal-Mart

Goku and Gohan stood in awe at the magnificence of the store known as "Wal-Mart." Goku looked around, his mouth hanging open as his gaze came to a stop on the bakery. Goku started fondling his privates. Gohan glanced over and saw this. "DAD!"

"Wha-, huh? What is it son?" Goku asked, removing his hand from his package.

"Why are you… playing with yourself?"

"All this food! It's making me horny!" Goku said as he ran over to a table full of cakes. "Oh, I'm gonna fuck you and eat you so fast!" He said to the cake.

Gohan ran up to his father just as he was about to take off his pants. "Dad, stop!"

"It'll only take a second." Goku pleaded.

"No! Please just come on so we can get the stuff mom wanted!"

"Fine…"

Goku and Gohan proceeded through aisle after aisle until they finally came upon the silverware and dishes aisle. "Here, dad." Gohan said, handing Goku a small piece of paper. "Go get the stuff mom wrote on this paper while I get the dishes."

"Uh… you sure I should go by myself?" Goku said hesitantly.

"Sure. You can handle it! After all, you beat Frieza!"

"Heh… yeah… I guess I did." Goku turned around and looked down the never-ending aisle. "This shit is longer than snake way!"

"It's not that long, dad."

"There better be a Kai at the end of this aisle or I'm gonna be pissed!" Goku said as he started walking. After what seemed like a thousand miles, Goku reached the end of the aisle. "There aren't any dutch bags down this way!" Goku saw a sales associate and quickly ran over to him. "Excuse me!"

"Yes?" The short, little man said.

"I'm looking for a dutch bag?" Goku said.

"I'm not familiar with that item, sir."

"You sure? It's this thing here." Goku said pointing to the item on the list.

The man sort of chuckled. "Sir, that says douche bag."

"Oh, well… what's so funny about it?"

"Oh nothing. Just go to aisle 397 and it should be about 8 miles down."

"WHAT!" Goku shouted.

"I said go to aisle 7 and it should be about 8 feet down." The man repeated.

"Heh… I misunderstood you. Thanks." Goku said as he reluctantly started walking again. Eventually, he made his way to aisle 7 and found the special product. "What the hell does this thing do?" He said, opening the package. Goku examined it thoroughly and couldn't figure out what to do with it. "I guess it's a ball of some kind. I guess I gotta inflate it." Goku put his mouth around the cap and started blowing.

At just that moment, a female sales associate walked around the corner. "Sir!" She screamed, extremely surprised.

"Hey! You wanna play ball with me?" Goku said, smiling.

"I certainly do not! That is not a toy!"

"Huh? Then what is it?"

"Who is it for?" The woman asked.

"My wife."

"Ask her! Just put it back in the package and go pay for it!" The woman shouted, walking away in disgust.

Goku walked back to where Gohan had been, but he was no longer there. Goku started to get frantic, pacing back and forth. "Where is he? This place is too big! I'll never find him!" Suddenly, Goku heard an explosion coming from the front of the store. "I knew this place was bad! Now I gotta go see what that was!" He said, stuffing the douche bag in his shirt.

Goku ran to the end of the aisle, but all he saw was more aisles. He ran back to the other end of the aisle and still, all he saw was more aisles. "How the fuck do you get outta this place!" As he said this, the aisles to the right of him suddenly blew apart. "What the-?" He felt another blast coming, so he jumped up and the aisle he was standing in disappeared. "What the hell is going on?"

His question was about to be answered.