ALRIGHT! Now I have updated every chapter in Class S that I have written since my absence. You're probably thinking something like "Gone so long and you only wrote 3 chapters!" My asnwer, yes, I only wrote three chapters... after school activities are very time consuming.
Chapter 14:
"Nee-san…" Lee complained. "Why are we on this steel bird?" Lee leaned her head against the tiny, bullet proof window of the plane. She pulled back her blue leather seat as Ailias sat down in the seat next to her. Ailias carried a small glass of liquor. She held it up to her nose and sniffed it a few times before dumping it in her air sickness bag.
"Something to do, Kit."
"May I help you?" A flight attendant said. She was wearing her usual flight attendant uniform. Way too mini mini-skirt, way too low cut blazer, and that ugly hat.
"Yeah, you can help us. Can you go to the store and buy a less revealing outfit? Thanks." The attendant blinked a few times before she sheepishly tugged on her skirt to make it seem longer.
"How do you think Kurama is?" Lee asked. Ailias sighed.
"I don't know…" Ailias leaned her head on Lee's shoulder.
"Hm… We're going to need another vehicle."
The plane landed at the BWI airport in Baltimore. The two demonic girls stalked around the parking lots as if they were trying to figure out where they had parked their car. Finally, they just picked a car and drove off with it. Who knew Ailias could hot wire a car? They drove for hours, seemingly going nowhere.
"THAT'S IT NEE-SAN! PULL OVER!"
"Why?" Ailias asked as she continued to press down the accelerator.
"TOO FAST!"
"Whadda'ya mean, too fast?"
"WAAAY TOO FAST!" Lee grabbed the back of her seat and leaned back as if she were being covered in molten lava. Suddenly, the car came to a stop. Lee flew forward and almost hit the windshield.
"And that's what seat belts are for." Ailias hopped out of the car and Lee patted her heart.
"I think I saw my life flash before my eyes."
"Quit the theatrics, Kit, and come out. This sign says, 'Welcome to Canada'… Hm. What's a Canada?" Lee hopped out of the car and gazed at the sign before swinging her eyes back and forth.
"Isn't there a sign like this before you enter Tokyo?" Ailias nodded. "Maybe Canada's a city."
"Hm…" A wolfish grin appeared over Ailias's features. "Let's trash it." Lee raised an eyebrow.
"Are you drunk?"
"No." Lee blinked her lavender eyes.
"Kay." Lee hopped back into the car, slamming the car door shut.
"Do you want me to be drunk?"
"No."
"Then why do you ask?" Lee blinked a few more times, then she gave Ailias a serious look.
"…" She blinked. "Dunno." She now held an oh-too comical expression on her face. Upside down U eyes, tongue sticking out, poorly drawn hands, the works. Ailias gave her a look of disgust before hopping into the drivers seat. She turned on the ignition, (she put the wires back together), and drove off.
"Are you sure you're not drunk?" Ailias could be heard far off in the distance.
"Hardy, har!" Lee said back.
Ten Minutes Later:
"HA! TAKE THAT YOU FOOLISH CANADIANS!" Ailias called from atop a pile of rumble that was once a hunting shop. She leaned on a machine gun, barrel up. She had the bullets wrapped around her body and her hair was in a high pony tail. She also had Crayola Washable Paint on her face for war paint like the Natives used to wear.
"BANG!" Lee called aswell. She was kneeling next to Ailias with a rocket launcher in hand. She also had grenades in a utility belt she had taken from the shop along with ammo for her weapon. She wore grease on her face like football players in movies do to intimidate their opponents. Her hair was also up in a high pony tail. Both of their pony tails flowed through the air. They stood there for a moment with everyone staring at them as if they were gawking at some three headed toad. Their hair continued to flow in the wind.
After a while, Ailias said, "Alright, who's the wise guy with fan!" Suddenly the air stopped moving and their hair fell flat. A nerdy looking fellow with greasy black hair, hundreds of zits, and Harry Potter specs ran away screaming like a little girl who was just told the story about the Boogieman teaming up with the monster in her closet. Both Ailias and Lee sweat dropped. Lee looked down to see a small radio and some speakers right next to it. How convenient?
"Hey, Nee-san, how about some tunes for our slaughters?" Ailias stared at the tiny music maker.
"Alright." Lee grabbed some batteries also conveniently located right next to the speakers and stuffed them correctly into the radio. She then turned on the dial just as a song was beginning.
Poor Peter Parker was pitiful,
Couldn't have been any shyer,
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him even if his hair was on fire,
Lee and Ailias jumped into the crowd of surrounding Canadians and began blowing people up.
But then one day he went to that science lab,
That mutated spider came down,
Oh and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls,
And he's swinging all over town.
As some of the pedestrians began fighting back, Ailias swung her machine gun around, smacking four of them into a wall which collapsed from the impact.
Oh la, la, la, lily, da,
La, la, lily, da, duh, dum.
Sling us web,
You're the Spiderman,
Sling us web tonight,
Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now,
And there's evil doers to fight.
Lee reloaded her gun and bit off the key, clip, thingy that you bite off the grenades and threw it. The bitten off thingy, not the grenade. Realizing her mistake too late, Lee began tossing the ticking bomb from hand to hand until it blew up in her face.
Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his,
Who horns in on Mary Jane,
But to his great surprise,
It seems she prefers guys who can kiss upside down in the rain.
Ailias began shooting people's head off, blood splurting everywhere. Lee loaded her rocket launcher and blew up an entire building with one shot. The building collapsed on the crowd. As the pedestrians went SPLAT, their blood squirted outward like a squished bugs guts would. Quite a nasty sight really.
With great power comes great responsibility,
That's the catch phrase of Old Uncle Ben,
If you missed it don't worry they'll say the line,
Again and again and again.
Ailias and Lee put their backs together like corny action movies usually do for a dramatic effect. Then the camera circled around them until a group of the Canadians attacked them wearing ninja costumes. Enter Matrix Special Effects Here. Yes, I'm talking about the slow-mo.
Oh la, la, la, lily, da.
La, la, lily, la, duh, dum.
Now Norman's a millionaire scientist,
Who never had time for his son,
But then something went screwy,
And before he knew he was trying to kill everyone.
Ailias shot her machine gun just as one of the Canadians threw a dart star at her. Both traveled at under excessive speeds. Way under. The bullet hit the dart and the dart blew up like a nova would. Then Ailias shot another bullet and it hit the ninja-costume-wearing-freak right in the chest. His body began spinning around as if he were in space.
And he's riding around on that glider thing,
And he's throwing that weird pumpkin bomb,
Yes he's wearing that dumb power ranger's mask,
But he's scarier without it on.
Sling us web,
You're the Spiderman,
Sling us web tonight,
Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now,
Where'd you come up with those tights?
Lee spun around in circles as she set off her rocket launcher. She blew up three of the remaining Canadians. Hint: There were only five.
It's a pretty sad day at the funeral,
Norman Osbourne has bitten the dust,
And I heard Harry said he wants Spiderman dead,
Ah but his buddy Pete he can trust.
AH and MJ is all hott for Peter now,
Ah but Peter he just shuts her down.
Mary Jane don't you cry you can give it a try,
Again when the sequel comes round.
Ailias then proceeded to shoot the crap out of the final two.
Sling us a web,
You're the Spiderman,
Sling us web tonight,
Cause we all sure could use us a hero now,
We think that you'll do alright.
Ailias blew the smoke from the barrel of her gun then threw it on the ground. Lee flipped some fly-aways from her face. Ailias looked back at her.
"Think we've tortured these people enough?" she asked. Lee looked at their destruction, blood splattered everywhere. Literally, it looked like the mayor had a field day with red paint.
"This'll have to do," she replied. Ailias shrugged.
And that was 'Ode to a Superhero' by "Weird Al" Yankovic. Now on to-
Ailias smashed the radio into a remaining wall.
"Lets go now Kit, I'm hungry."
"Kay."
KJ and Niki signing off! Hey, I noticed something… Lee's name is the ending of my name, Kimberlee. And it's weird, cause she's based off me. Oh, yeah… well, now you know where the K in KJ comes from… Hee. Next stop on their road trip? Hm… I'm thinking… Hm… I think I'll leave you in suspense! Only because I have no idea where they're going to go next, heh, heh. Yeah… So… when you find out, you'll be just as surprised as me…
