When I woke up the first thing I noticed was that it was wet, really wet. Aww jordan did the big mean pirate dude scare you? I said thinking that he like wet the bed or something. But then I actually opened my eyes and saw that, well, we werent in the most inviting place ever. It looked like we were in like a cage or something. Its a cell you dumbshit! What?o, jordan stop getting in my head theres top secret military information in here! So anyways we were i a cage..o sorry... a CELL and well it looked like there was a leak. Ahhhh im wet my clothes what am i going to do! I yelled and then I realized that I really didnt care because it actually gave me an excuse to go shopping(YAY!) Soooo wheres jess I asked. I heard a loud snort and then a mumble about how hott the guy in our geometry class was. O never mind i found her i said and then splashed water all over her wich didnt work... i wonder why? So thenI got right in her face and yelled really loud " WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY!" That worked. She jumped up really fast but seeing as my head was right there she didnt go very far. I think I blacked out for about a minute.You know i get hit in the head ALOT, likeone time i flew off of one of those sleds that the football players push and hit the bar at thebottom and then- o right back to the story. Ya well me and jess got in this huge fight about how rude it was to scream at people when they were sleeping or how mean it was to dream about hot guys without atleast inviting your friend to join. It probably would have gone on forever if it wasnt for Jordan screaming look brad pitt! "WHERE" me and jess bothed looked around. AWWWW HE LEFT jess said. YA I KNOW HE ALWAYS LEAVES BEFORE WE ACTUALLY SEE HIM, I replied. Riiight said Jordan, Im hungry. Yea me too, I said, How long have we been here. "Well we just got caught by Captain Jack and he put you in that bed because you were like freaking out in your dreams, right when we walked out you woke up and screamed about earthquakes ( Jordan was getting a little blue in the face)and then all the freaking out happened and then you he threw us down here and about thirty minutes later you woke up... so I would say about an hour maybe, said Jordan. Woah okay breath a little bit you just said that in like one breath, I said.

hehehe...heheh...HEHEHEHEHEH...omg theres something on my shoulder... jessica stop groping me you sicko. HEHEH.. WTF? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i screamed and fell back into jordan. OMFG jessica what the hell is that. O my god its a skeleton arm. Jessica why did you put a skeleton arm on my shoulder? Wait-where did u get a skeleton arm. O Bob gave it to me,he wanted to give you a hand, said jessica as if getting groped by a skeleton arm happened in our everyday lives. She pointed to the skeleton that was now missing an arm, it was leaning against the cell wall.EEEEEWW i said, im gonna have to take like three showers just to get the dead people off of me. AWWW dont say that, said jessica, bob has feelings to. Meanwhile jordan was slowly backing into the corner with that face that people have when they just see like a crazy person and they are slowly advancing with a knife. He looked like he would be fun to annoy right now i thought to my self as i slowly did my spy crawl over to him while humming the theme song from mission impossible. I finally got over to him and said OMG JORDAN THERES SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE! Get it off! he said. o wait its just your nose i said while leaning reall close to his face. POKE! I said and poked him in the eye. O IN YOUR EYE! ... ok im done being hyper for the minute... I wanna sing a song to the pirate dude. LLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRYYYYY! LAAARRRRY... LARRY! LAR- O THERE YOU ARE LARRY! I said to the pirate dude as he came down the steps into the prison place. Bloody hell woman do you ever shut up? No.. I made up a song and i want to sing it for you, i said in one of those really pathetic sounding voices that makes people feel sorry for you. And he did to. Okay.. said just let me warm up.. lalalaleleleleleloeoeoellolololo.. ok ready? LARRY HAD A LITTLE LAMB LITTLE LAMB LITTLE LAMB, LARRY HAD A LITTLE LAMB WHOSE FLEECE WAS WHITE AS BLACK! O EVERYWHERE THAT LARY WENT- "okay lass wonderful song... ummm im going to go sail my ship and if I hear you again.. well something will happen, Savvy?

ummm what does savvy mean i said

understand he replied...

umm no not really..

no luv it means do you understand..

ooooooohhhh... i dont get it

He just turned and started walking up the steps..

LARRY WAIT!

What! he replied a little angry...

Imhungrywetitsdarkandscarydownheretheresaskeletontryingtorapemeandikindahavetousethelittlegirlsroom.

Sorry luv i didnt quite catch that...

I said... im hungry, wet, its dark and scary down here, theres a skeleton trying to rape me ( he gave me a wierd look on that one) and i kinda have to use the little girls room

Fine, he said and he unlocked the door for us to get out.

So first we used the bathroom, seperately if your thinking dirty... then we ate food! YAAAAAAAAAY

YAAAY FOOD I yelled as we went into what he called the "Galley" (is that the right word for that?) The food was a little gross looking and i think i saw something crawling in it but hey i was hungry.. so i ate it. EEEW that was like so gross said jessica once we were done. YA dude are we on like fear factor or something i swore that chicken was still alive..said jordan. "What about you casey" they said and turned to look at me. Havent you ever had Jessi's cooking? I asked. ( Jessi is one of my friends shes like the worst cook ever... her macaroni comes out like rock hard... she had to call me for step by step instructions on how to make spaghetti, and she still messed it up, and she even burnt our toast in the toaster)

O good point said jess.

larry...

larry...

Laaary...

LARRY...

he just grunted

fine... mr pirate dude?

CAPTAIN pirate due?

Yes luv...

umm its getting late and well im kinda tired and my head hurts and theres no way that im sleeping on the floor again so where are we sleeping...

hmmm... well the lad can sleep in with the crew and they wont hurt 'em but you to beatifull lasses might want to stay away from them when im not around... they get needs.. so your more than welcome to share my bed with me.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW PERV! me and jess both yelled in unison..

casey whispered jess into my ear

yea

ive got a plan

kay.

blahblahblahblahpirateblahblahblahlockblahblahblahsleepblahblah

oooo nice one jess

Okay Lar- Captain Pirate Dude.. show us the way...

I knew you'd warm up to me he said with his crooked little smirk.. after dropping jordan off with the crew... they were a little scary looking, he threw his arms around us and led us to his room.

OOOO bouncy i said as i jumped onto his bed.. his room was really nice actually, it was a sort of marroon color with mahogony wood, right well if you lasses care to join me.. he took off his shirt... damn... need i say more.. i mean come on.. just umm wow...

Jessica whipe the drool off your chin. . o right...

like what ya see luvs? he asked with his head tilted

jess i say we abort plan a and go to plan b... he might be a good cuddle thingy...

no casey she said.. awww but- no

right... laaaaaaaary i said in my sweetest most innocent voice ever... yea luv... jordan has this problem and if he doesnt have to pillows to prop his head up he can breath and he might die...

fine luv he said grabbing a pillow and walked outside...

HURRY! we quickly shut the door locked it... and put a chair against it...

it was a very peaceful night and i had a very good nap exept for the yelling, cussing, and banging against the door.


OMG that took me like forever... o well it was fun... OMG some of my freinds and i went to the magic time machine (its a resteraunt where the people are all dressed up like movies and stories) and Captain Jack was our waiter... it was sooo much fun... he accused my freind trey of flirting with him... kinda creepy alltho treys like totally strait and is like a totall pimp... then jack spillt ranch dressing all over his shoes and the bottom of his pants...on "accident"... then we had zack and he was flirting withlike ever single female watiress like dorathe explorer and tinkerbell...

any ways please review