"Im not goin out there, you go out there
... no are you crazy! he will like kill me!
umm.. and he wont me
... well he mite... but better you than me!
Hey!.."
It was the morning after and me and jess were totally regretting our little.. umm.. joke on the captain...
"kay on three well both go out and tell him that we saw umm... freddy kruger(sp?) and got scared so we locked the door and couldnt let him in because it could have been freddy acting like him so he could chop us into little pieces of dog food or somethin...kay... on three... one... two... two and a half... two and three fourths... two and-
just say it!...
three" i swung open the door and walked out to see a very angry looking pirate.. either angry or hung over... couldnt quite tell...
what the bloody hell do you think you were doing-blah blah blah (i zoned out there because i saw a pirate trying to hide picking his nose but he was actually quite obvios..)
blah blah... kay so he was angry
jessica we have to- jess? i looked back to jess in the room acting like she was asleep... damn!
well u see freddy kruger was outside the door and he was like all arrrrraaagghh im gonna get you.. and your little dog two... and we were like aaaaaaaaahhhh so we had to barricade the door and we were afriad that if we let you in he would come to so we decided that you were better off defending yourself than defending three people...
whos freddy kruger? asked the pirate dude
well hes a big meaney head who will like kill you becuase hes a totall psyco
ohh...
yea...
okay then... well umm.. ive decided that you people arent stoways because we left port a week before we found you so there was no way you could have been there...
o great...
so how did you get here...
WHAT!
ummm... how did-
i heard you!
so after countless hours of convincing the captain that we were indeed from the future... and having to explain my cell phone and ipod, he finally decided that we werent competely crazy... boy was he wrong
well... i think i know someone who can help you get back...
really!
yea... he always talks about a rip in time and something about .. electicity and all these wierd things ...
omg are you serious? how fast can we get there!
two weeks...
WHAT! i have a life i cant be gone for four weeks i will like... oooo wait i can get a tan... kay...im in
ummm... great...
whats for lunch...
fish...
great...
your fly is unzip- umm untied...
my what?
your... uummm lower region
ooo...
im gonna go dump water on jordan ill see you later...
okay luv...
dont call me that...
whatever lass...
bye captain jackoff!
sorry havent written in a while its really hard tho! but its spring break so im gonna work on the next chappie! i think it will include drunk people and a party... and the captain singing modern songs... o joy
