The Boy-Girl-Boy-Girl Conspiracy

Chapter one: Gender confusion and bad Soda

Each sat in a group of five and six around two round tables. Their teacher, Mrs. -insert name here- Was taking role call.

"Isaac!"

"Here!"

"Felix!"

"Hey! He's a year older than us!"

"Here..."

"Picard."

"He's, like, 2000 years older than us!"

"Here."

And so they continued, Garet shouting up above the class in a complaint to everyone. Finally the teacher got through Jenna (She'll kill us!), Sheba (She's weird!), Ivan (He's too smart!), Garet (I'm too smart!), Mia (Her hair's funny!), Alex (He looks like a girl!), Saturos (He's a bad guy!), Menardi (She's worse than Jenna!), Karst (Is that ok in the dress code?), and Agatio (Half of these people I didn't know until I become, like, 17! And I can't even count yet!)

"GARET!"

"I already said I was here!"

"Be quiet!"

"Ok..."

"Now. I want everyone to line up boy-girl-boy-girl so we can play a game."

"YAY!" Came a cheer.

It was Isaac, Jenna then Alex then Sheba, Ivan, Mia, Garet, Menardi, Saturos, Agatio, Karst, Felix, and Picard.

"Brother! You're supposed to stand beside a GIRL!" Jenna fumed.

"Doesn't Karst count as a girl?" He pointed.

"Hey! don't make fun of my sister you dweeb!"

"Children, children! Settle!" (Ares, this teacher's going to retire soon...) "We can stand like this for now."

"Ok, now, hold hands! We're going to sing a song."

Garet stared at Menardi in dred for a few minutes, and the classroom was quiet. Then, out of nowhere, a large 'EEWWWWWW' could be heard. Than a 'THUNK' then a 'THUD.'

The teacher shook her head, grabbing a handful of something from her pocket and holding it to her face.

The next day the teacher was arrested for drug abuse.

"Jenna, why'd she get in trouble for smelling Coke?"

"What?" Jenna twisted her face funny.

"Kay said the teacher was sniffing Coke, what's so bad about smelling your soda? OH NO! Does that mean the cop men are going to come take me away?! JENNA, HELP ME!!!" He clung.

"Get OFF ME!" She screamed, kicking him. "First off, cops aren't real, they're just gnome mages and wizards from Tolbi and Lalivero."

Garet stared up at her.

"What's Tolbi and Lalivero?"

"Garet. You're stupid."