It's all your fault
(Stole idea from 'Remember you did this')
Remember Greek and Roman Mythology is FAKE.
Percy P.O.V
HERO the word that Percy indefinitely despised. HERO the word revolved around his life. HERO the word that destroyed his life he despised it. Everyone thought he was fearless but it was very much different.
He always lived life on the edge, and when he ran into battle he thought 'This is probably my last fight, but let's go'. He hated the gods but most of all two of them, Artemis and Annabeth.
Annabeth for obvious reasons. She accepted without a second glance in his direction. Artemis for less obvious reasons. He had tried to move past Annabeth with her and he had been making good progress but the day he went to propose ORION showed up.
Now you must be thinking 'But Artemis and her hunters HATED orion'. Well as true as that was, Artemis has had a bit of lust left for Orion.
And well she kissed him in front of ALMOST EVERYONE in the Greek and Roman world. After that Percy disappeared and everyone started hating Artemis. It has been 29,472 years since then. Now the olympians are asking for my help again.
What am I missing, OH yeah Chaos my lovely girlfriend and creator of the universe blessed me and i'm partial immortal that is how it has been so long. How Chaos became is a whole other story, but here we go.
When I first ran away I got many requests from primordials to become their champion but I declined. I would like to say I declined respectfully but that would be very untruthful. It involved me beating the crap out of 17 the end they resolved to give their blessings to me.
Finally Chaos had showed up looking for the Demi-God that had hurt her babies. Just because she was older than the universe doesn't mean she doesn't have feelings.
When she saw Perseus Jackson was the one beating them up she decided to become friends with him, to deceive him but it didn't work, and well one thing led to another and Percy had ended up asking her out on a date.
And that leads us to right now where I am standing in front of the council. "Well what the F*** do you idiots want to?" I 'Politely' asked. All of a sudden Chaos flashed in and pulled Percy's ear while the Gods went to bow to her.
"Sweetie what did I say about your language, just because you are the second most powerful person in the universe doesn't mean you can curse." She said in a sickly sweet voice leaving the gods with their mouths gaping.
Percy quickly kissed her and said sorry. The gods were even more surprised by the fact that the greatest Demi-God to ever live was kissing the F***ing creator of the universe.
Artemis and Annabeth were glaring at Chaos for kissing Percy, Apollo having seen this asked
"Percy what is going on?" Percy responded with "I'm kissing my girlfriend, why is there a problem?" "No no problem" He hurriedly replied sensing danger in Percy's voice
Artemis silently thanked him. "Anyways what is the threat this time?" Perseus asked "9 of the primordials are threatening war with earth." "Well tell them they can go F*** themselves." Percy answered calmly
"Good job now stay calm, bye" Chaos said to Percy and the gods. And before flashing out gave Percy a kiss.
"Great now I'm going to go tell those A**holes to F*** off." Percy said breaking the silence "Percy those are primordials you can't simply tell them to F*** off." Artemis said softly
"First of all its Perseus to you," He spat angrily "I only let family and friends call me Percy and you are neither, second of all I actually can tell them to F*** of." Artemis looking hurt from Perseus's words flashed out getting a(n) angry look from Zeus
"Perseus why did you say that to her, she is sorry for cheating on you." Zeus said Percy laughed bitterly "You think that I am over her? Well guess what genius I AM NOT" he roared before dissipating into nothingness.
1 Hour later
General P.O.V
Percy had gone to the void (Chaos realm) and took a quick refreshing nap. When he woke up he came out truthfully to Chaos, partly because he loved her and partly because he was scared of her.
When Chaos heard that Percy had blown up at the council she was angry then hearing the reasoning behind his little episode she was even more angry and felt a bit of sympathy towards him.
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Artemis P.O.V
'How could he be so cold towards me?' I thought as I cried myself to sleep. As she drifted off to the realm of Hypnos, Morpheus caught her. She saw Percy talking to Chaos before volume came in "Percy you know you can just tell our daughter to…"
