My musings and notes: was it too horrible that you couldn't review? Tell me what I need improvement on everything or was it so boring that you fallen asleep at your computer. I take all reviews even from non-members at Thanks for the reviews. Good or bad. I like a little of both. I finshed this game. I completly understand it. Remember this is fanfiction and I respect your views if you think Hojo is Sephiroth's father. This is again before AC and this fic is based directly off of the orginal Final Fantasy 7 no spin offs because square is always delaying them. BTW AC will come out on the 25th of April yes finally! Oh yeah another thing I'm out of my fangirlness so I will use the names Vincent and Sephiroth from now on in this chapter and the show up-date no more Vinnie and Sephy not unless it was spoken by Yuffie. Oh fine if I get less than eight reviews on this chapter I'll make Vincent kill Sephiroth in the Maury show up-date.

You Are the Father Chapter 2

"Ok then I have the results of the test back," Maury took everyone. Hojo was especially nervous rubbing his small,frail hands together.

"Oh Vincent I'll prove you wrong," smirked the mad scientist

"On national television yeah right as if. Remember if you do anything stupid I have a gun."

"I can't believe that I was in love with these two clowns." said Lucrecia

"So shall we please. These are the results of the lie dector test. Lucrecia did you sleep with both of them? She said no and that's a lie." the audence was booing and shouting.

"Now who's the slut now?" taunted Yuffie. Lucrecia had her face in her hands.

"You shut up you BLEEP. You are the bigger ho because the the way you dress," Lucrecia spat back.

"You BLEEP I'm not a ho I just dress really cutely don't I Vinnie."

"Please shut up the both are you," yelled Vincent.

"Hojo did you rape Lucrecia? He said no and that's a lie." The ex-shirna scinctist didn't really remember that. Lucrecia was very enranged by the truth. Also Sephiroth was thinking that this wicked scienctist was his father. Vincent was thinking the same thing too. She though a pillow violently at the most evil mad scientist ever.

"YOU BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP I HATE YOU. You scum of the Earth!." Lucrecia said with lots of hatred. She smote Hojo right in the nose. His black framed glasses came off and landed ten feet away. A crimson river was coming from his nostrels. Blood covered Lucrecia's dainty fest and ran down her pure white lab coat.

"I can't see." Hojo flailed his arms and gropped around for his nerdy glasses.

"Now moving on. Vincent is that arm really fake or just a gauntlet to get more attention? He said yes and that's the truth. Now moving back to Hojo. Hojo did you really use living people for harmfull expirements? He said no and that's a lie. Lucrecia did you really" Maury was interepted

"I'm boried when do we go home ,Vinnie. Vinnie, do you have any cookies because I'm hungery?" Yuffie whinned.

"Yuffie be quite please," wispered Vincent then the ex-turk spoke up" Maury please go on."

" Lucrecia did you really lie to both Vincent and Hojo. She said yes and that's the truth. Drum roll please now for the results of the paternity test. Hojo you aren't the father."

In Migar

"So that must mean the father is Vincent. So actully since I'm Sephiroth's clone I must have some of Vincent's DNA" stated Clould

"What how could this be!" Questioned Hojo. The mad scienctist finally stop bleeding and he found his glasses. "It is I that should have done this test not some silly talk show host that doesn't know what he's talking about. Maury you are a BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP fool.

"Yes, thank the gods Hojo isn't my father after all." prayed Sephiroth.

"Vincent you are the father." Vincent wasn't superised he just sat there like his usual style. Sephiroth came up and hugged his daddy.

"Father please don't don't asociate much with Hojo." Sephiroth pleaded.

"You know what Sephiroth I hate Hojo just as much as God hates Satan.

"Well, on this paternity test something werid showed up some werid foreigen cells and this werid energy ,'' said Maury.

"Well, those my friend are Jenova cells and mako energy the same mako energy and Jenova cells that I injected into Vincent," Hojo stated firmly "I can always inject Maury with Jenova cells and mako energy. He'll be very similar to Sephiroth and Vincent."

"Hojo that isn't right. Maury didn't do anything to you. He just proved your hypothesis wrong as most of you scinctist say." Vincent calmly stated

"Please can we go now. I'm really really boried Vinnie. Like the whole world knows Sephy your son."

"You guys Yuffie's right. Another 13 year old slut needs to find out who out of thrity men are her baby's daddy. Yes, I know same crap every episode. Good bye untill next time Amercia."

Sailor Vegeta-sei. Hey it's a short chapter. This isn't the end of this fic. It will be only there chapters maybe more if I have any ideas about Vin/Sep/Yuf bondings and stuff like that. This is of corse based heavily on the orginal game. I don't care about spin offs. I will of course buy AC and DoC ,but that's like later this year. Some people gave me good reviews thank you so very much. Remember I take all reviews remembers and non-members or flames and praises.

REVIEW IF I GET LESS THAN REVIEWS ON THIS CHAPTER VINCENT WILL SHOT SEPHIROTH WITH DEALTH PENTALTY!