Sex, Tangerines and Chocolate

AN: Hi everyone! I'm a little down in the dumps today. But your reviews cheered me up!...A little. The reason why I am so upset is that some people don't get it. It all started with the damn bushido-san comment! I guess people don't like Nami calling Zoro that!...Ahh well. Just to make everyone HAPPY, and eliminate confusion, I won't use it anymore...poopy...I thought it was cute...As well as some people were confused with the prologue and first chapter. To tell you the truth I'm a little ashamed. I never knew people would have such a hard time and get confused! I'm really sorry you guys, really! Anyways, the deal with the prologue and the first chapter is this: the prologue is mostly a flashback between Zoro and NAMI, I can't stress this enough! The beginning of the prologue is AFTER the flashback, the first chapter is after the flashback and the beginning of the prologue. Plus! Nami and Zoro do fight! In fact, these two bicker like no tomorrow! I'm surprised you didn't know that! ok? Everything cleared up? ... Man! Maybe I should discontinue this thing...Should I?...Nah you guys wouldn't like that! Right? Right. One more matter is plaguing this authoress. You think I'm hyper?...Who said I'm hyper? jumps onto computer desk and begins to perform her stunning rendition of "Wind beneath my wings" the musical

Disclaimer: I do not own One piece...double poopy.

Chapter Three: Another One Bites The Dust

"Do you think he's okay?"

"Who cares?"

"Ya don't have to be so negative about it!"

"...who cares...yawn"

"I'm so happy to see this SOFT side of you"

A sharp ray of sunlight peered down on the going merry, turning the inside of his eyelids red.

What was making all that racket! He stirred, forcing his body to obey his commands, but to no avail. His head, which was lifted off, the ground, fell back with a loud Thump!

"Ah! Sanji-kun!...Are you alright?" A frantic feminine voice demanded, "Zoro help him!"

Hard, muscled arms wrapped around his shoulders, pushing. Hard.

"Jeeez Zoro!...I told you to help him not pop his vertebrae out of their sockets!" The feminine voice railed again. Whoever's voice that was, it sure was cute.

"Shut it..." and whoever's voice that was, it sure as hell wasn't very welcoming. Especially when you had a splitting headache and tasted puke.

"W-where the hell am I?" His voice sounded groggy, alien to him..."Ahhhhhhhh my head, and my mouth, a-and...and why the hell do you have your arms wrapped around me Zoro?"

"Fine I won't help you next time then!"

"Good! 'Cause I don't need it!" He stood wobbling. Had he drunken last night? If so, this was the worst hangover he had ever had. To make matters worse he couldn't remember a thing! Not a single thing!

"You're so ungrateful, you shitty cook!"

"Ah, be quiet cabbage head!"

Soft giggles made him turn his head. "A-are you okay? Sanji-kun?"

That adorable laughter. He had heard it somewhere before. Memories of the past nights activities flooded back to him in broken shards. He remembered...something, but what?

"Do you remember anything, Sanji-kun?" The small voice questioned, placing a soft, reassuring palm on his shoulder. That's right! Of course! Nami! His Nami-swan! Those were her giggles he had heard last night!

"A-ano..." What a dumb answer! He inwardly punished himself. Nami's face fell. She almost looked worried.

"I-I remember..."

"Yes? Yes?"

"I remember hearing something..."

"Uh huh?"

"It must have been pretty bad...cause I...I guess I fainted!" He cussed to himself. That had sounded so...so...unmanly!

"And?"

"Well...It happened last night...pretty late I guess...I was picking some mikans for a lovely fruit salad I was going to prepare for you, my Nami-swan! With lemon, and kiwi, and mang-", he was cut short by a ring of questions from Nami.

"W-what did you see? Did you see?...Did you?" She trailed off looking extremely shocked.

"S-see what my Nami-swan?" Why was she so uptight all of a sudden?

"O-oh you didn't see anything? You didn't..." She looked incredibly relieved.

"What happened last night Nami-swan?" He pressed, trying to comfort her.

"N-nothing!" She was covering something up. And she looked almost scared when his gaze met hers. She looked to the ground trying to avoid his eyes. Had he done something? Had he? No, he couldn't have!...but still if he had it might explain the headache...but not the puke.

"Nami?" His voice was demanding, almost harsh. What was with the Nami? Just Nami? He never dropped his nickname for her. He was serious. His hand moved to grip her shoulders.

"Sanji-kun?"

"Oh Nami!...just say it!" Oh no! Had he figured them out! They were screwed!

"Just say it!" His voice was set at a loud yell now, "Just say if I took advantage of you last night! If I did I'm sorry! I just couldn't help myself! It was bound to happen sooner or later!"

"h-h-h-h-h-h-..."

"I guess I was drunk!" He had her in a tight hug now, "I've got a splitting headache and I can taste puke, it must have been one hell of a night!"

"h-h-h-h-h-h..."

Sanji could feel the swordsman, who was recently sitting behind them, seemingly asleep, seemed to be omitting an incredibly malicious, dark aura. He turned. Just in time to feel two hands pound his head to the floor.

"HELL NO!" He heard the navigator and swordsman yell in unison.

"Man, the nerve of that pervert! I take it back Zoro! Please take the liberty of popping each and every one of his spinal vertebrae out of their sockets! Twice!"

"Gladly."

She turned on her heal, and exited the main deck in a huff. Leaving him to deal with "him". He looked up into the evil grin of the swordsman, who had proceeded to crack his knuckles in delight.

Once again Sanji was left in the dust.

AN: OoooooooooKkkkkkkkkkkkk! Third chapter finito! I know the story is going quite slow...but don't worry! It will start to pick up the pace, I promise! One more note! A s I was reading over the story again I realized what a weird one it was! I mean all the other Zoro/Nami fics are about relationships between them being formed, while mine already has an established one! Does anyone agree with me?...Oh ya review! Please and thank you's!

Editors note: This is a fanfic written by my friend, not me. Although, I will be releasing my autobiography entitled "If my attitudes bad, why do I feel so good?" Available in book, and audiocassette on July 22nd.