Sex, Tangerines and Chocolate

AN: Hello my pretties! Are you enjoying the new update? Are ya? Are ya?...Never mind. One of my loyal reviewers (ya that's you vulpix-san!) ... pointed out that Nami was being mean to Sanji-kun! I'm sorry!...But what would you do in a situation when a renowned "Hentai" was claiming that you and him had "done something other than "just kiss" the previous night? ... Ah well. Don't worry. I am planning to make Nami, Zoro, and Sanji-kun all good friends in the end. Like I said, this will be a light-hearted comedy, with a little drama on the side! One last thing! Someone asked about the chocolate thing!...I think is was you again vulpix-san!...anyway I did a little research! It seems chocolate contains a chemical called PB.PB is a chemical that tricks our brains into thinking that what you are doing, i.e.: eating chocolate, is something extremely pleasurable. The higher the PB content, the more pleasurable. Chocolate has one of the highest PB contents...that explains it huh?

Disclaimer: I do not own One piece...although I DO own a one-piece bathing suit. It's pink. With polka dots. And it itches.

Chapter Four: Truth Or Dare

"Dare! I choose dare!"

The rest of the afternoon after the little "incident" and Sanji's "beating", went by quite peacefully, aside from Luffy "raping" the fridge, as Sanji had put it. They had retired to the men's quarters when Luffy had announced a "surprise" party for no particular reason, and were now officially tired, and thoroughly drunk. Although nobody questioned his motives. They all needed to unwind, and relax. The small group had run out of ideas after their dancing session, and had left everyone's sides sore from laughing at Luffy's "Dance of the lampshade" which was still on top of the giggling boy's head, and were left with one game. Truth or dare, well the only game left after Nami had blatantly refused to participate in a match of seven minutes in heaven for obvious reasons. It was Sanji's turn, he had picked dare, and Usopp looked very happy since he was the one who got to direct him.

"Dare, is it?"

"Ya..." The cook looked kind of scared.

"Alright..." The long-nosed boy gave him an evil look.

"Just get on with it !" He was losing his patience.

Nami and Zoro both began to chuckle. They knew whatever Usopp had in mind for the poor cook, it would be hilarious.

"I dare you to trade pants with Chopper!" Nami, Zoro, and Usopp broke out in fits of laughter.

"Wha-What!"

"Hang on! I wasn't finished yet, ya also have to model them!" He managed to spit out, while biting his tongue.

"Are you serious?"

"What? Are you going to forfeit?"

"Awwwwwwww...You're no fun Sanji-kun!" Nami whined.

He looked at her, trying to make her understand.

"B-but Nami-swan, I can't take off my pants and perform such an obscene act in front of you!" He was the one whining now.

Zoro grunted, "Ya, she'd have to gouge her eyes out."

Sanji glared at the swordsman, who proceeded to push and annoy him even further by smirking.

"So what? Do you forfeit Sanji?" Usopp concluded, raising an eyebrow.

Sanji didn't know what to say. If he forfeited, Nami would surly see him as a coward. And if he did go through with it she might laugh at him. No...she WOULD laugh at him.

"F-fine I'll-" Sanji felt his rising hand be slapped away gently.

"Daaaaaaaaame! Sanji-kun! I'll do the dare for ya!", Nami said, standing, slightly slurring her words due to the generous amount of alcohol she had consumed.

Zoro's protest broke through her comment. "You're to damn boozed up to even stand woman! Sit down!"

Nami wobbled, and swung on the heels of her brown boots, which she proceeded to kick off. "I prefer the term 'Elegantly wasted'."

She grabbed Chopper ignoring his protests, and yanked down his pants, which she placed on her head for the time being.

"Nami, what are you doing?" She heard the little reindeer cry, as she slid down her skirt, oblivious to the male audience behind her.

"Well I can tell you one thing I'm NOT doing " Her words were still incredibly slurred, "I'm not being a little chicken shit!" Sanji knew that commented at him, although he was incredibly shocked and delighted to see his Nami-swan wriggling very ungracefully out of her tiny skirt, the comment bounced right of his head.

Luffy giggled. "I see London! I see France, I see-"

"Nami's underpants!" The drunken girl sang happily while she flung Choppers pants around the air like a lasue. Sanji tried to repress an oncoming nosebleed, but didn't succeed. He held his nose, following her little body as she began to perform the cancan with Luffy, singing gibberish happily. They were so cute! Her panties were so cute! Although not pink like he had imagined them. They weren't anything he had seen before, they looked almost like bikini shorts only frillier, and green with a little red belly sign on the left hip.

"Ok…ok...Everyone settle down...Yes Nami, Choppers pants do make a nice hat! Now sit!" Usopp ordered. Nami obeyed, falling back clumsily next to Zoro and chopper, who was clutching Nami's skirt around him like no tomorrow.

"Whose turn is it?" Usopp commanded.

"Oh! oh! Mine!" Everyone turned to look at Nami who had just built a fort of beer cans around Zoro.

"Ok! Who's asking me?" She laughed. Everyone stayed silent. They knew that Nami would pick truth like she always did, and she wouldn't lie. On one occasion Usopp had made the mistake of asking what was the worst feminine problem she had ever had as a joke. They had all had to sit through a couple stories involving "uncomfortable" subjects plus a lecture on "a woman's cycle" that she had explained to Luffy. He still didn't get it.

Luffy couldn't stand the silence. "Ano na...What is the one thing that you know about each of us...that...ano na...that nobody else knows?"

Everyone flinched. A really bad question to ask Nami. Really, really bad.

"Huh!...Who should I start with?" She chuckled. The boys looked so scared.

"Well," she started..."I know where you're Tabasco sauce has been going..." She said motioning towards Usopp. Sanji gave him a questioning look.

"And...ano...Luffy has a secret tunnel that leads to the frid-" She stopped mid-sentence laughing at Luffy, who was motioning with his finger for her to be quiet. Sanji glared at him. So that was where all of his meat had been going huh?

Nami continued, "And Sanji-kun?...Never try to hide something from me...Behind your recipe books is not a good hiding spot for hentai manga."

He gulped. She was good. And he was dead.

"And...Zoro?...Well, he has that little scar...right by his bellybutton an-...I-I mean He doesn't like broccoli! ...Uh...Shame on you Zoro! You really should eat your vegetables!" He knew that tone of voice. She was hiding some thing again.

"Ah look at the time!...I really should get to bed! …Haha...night everyone!" She yelled as she bounded up the stairs, still in her panties. Everyone was silent. Especially Zoro, who didn't move an inch.

"Well she seems to have sobered up..." Usopp concluded, "but she's right!...It's nearly four a.m. ...We should get to bed!"

Everyone nodded and snuck into their hammocks, still in their clothes. But he couldn't sleep. How could she have almost let it slip like that? She almost!...Ah well!...Nobody noticed. He suddenly heard footsteps. They stopped. Beside him. He turned. It was Sanji.

"What?" He questioned, pretending to be sleepy.

"We need to talk."

AN: On my!...What's going to happen?...Oh, I know!...But I'm not telling you! I bet you guys are getting impatient! Sorry! You want some Nami/Zoro action, and that's exactly what I'm gonna give ya!...Next chapter.

Editors note: Jeez...that girl is just a lunatic! All she makes are mistakes!...That's okay! That's why I'm here!...Because we all know that I'M perfect.