Sorry people, I hit rock bottom and totally ran out of ideas. This chapter was mainly inspired by my best friend and fellow author karin1004. So, please review! Thanks!
"I think we're safe for now." Athrun whispered after hiding for 6 hours in some random bushes.
"You sure?" Cagalli asked.
"Oh who cares? I can't stand being around these idiots anymore!" Yzak shouted pointing towards Dearka who was reading some perverted magazine and Kira who was off some where in LaLaLand.
"Let's send a look out." Lacus suggested.
"Great idea, I'll go with Kira." Rena said but in her mind she was actually thinking how this was a great opportunity to gather blackmail material.
"What?" Kira asked finally back from LaLaLand, "Did someone say my name?"
"Rena, why are we going into people's rooms?" Kira asked as Rena hacking into the electronic lock by Dearka's door.
"It's really simple, I'm collecting materials." Rena answered, "Go check if the coast is clear." She said pushing Kira into the room. "Well, how is it?"
"Uh, there are pictures on the wall that I don't understand."
"What do you mean? Let me…" Before she could finish the sentence she was stunned by the extreme amount of perverted pictures on the wall.
"What are these people doing? Why is the guy on top of the girl? Is this a type of dancing?" Kira asked pointing towards each picture.
"Ask Athrun later, I'm sure he'll love to explain it to you." Rena said while apologizing to Athrun in her mind.
"Okay!" Kira chirped happily.
"Now, let's go to Cagalli's room, after I take a few pictures of this room."
"Hmm, this seems like a normal room." Rena commented when she saw the room. "But experienced blacker mailer such as my self knows where to look. Kira, go open the luggage closet." Rena commended while adjusting her camera.
"Uh, do I have to?" Kira asked uncertainly, he wasn't going to risk his life sneaking around Cagalli's room without a very good reason.
"Fine," Rena sighed, "I'll buy you chocolate later."
"Okay!" Kira said happily and rushed to open the luggage closet. As soon as he did, a huge pile of weapons ranging from giant axes to missile launchers poured out of the closet completely burying Kira.
"Good thing I didn't open the door." Rena said to her self as she began to take pictures totally ignoring the SOS signal that Kira was sending out. "Now let's look at where she puts her clothes." She said as she opened the other door. Everything looked quite normal other then the dresses hanging in there that Cagalli never wears, but as soon as Rena moved one of the dresses, a machine gun fell out of it. "Wooo now isn't that interesting." She mumbled to herself as she took some more pictures.
"Hey Rena, look at this really shiny thing I found!" Kira shouted happily, he somehow dug himself out of the flood of extreme weapons.
"KIRA THAT'S A BOMB!" She shouted when she saw what Kira was holding.
"Huh?"
"Put that thing down gently." Rena said softly cursing the fact that she brought Kira along and not someone with an actual brain.
"Ok!" Kira chirped dropping the bomb on the ground with a thud and a timer started on the bomb.
15, 14, 13, 12…
"RUN!" Rena shouted grabbing Kira and sprinting straight out of the house.
"Should we check on them? They've been gone for a while now." Dearka asked looking up from his magazine. Thank god he always had one with him or else he would probably be bored to death.
"If they get in trouble, it's their own fault." Yzak snapped and as soon as he did an explosion went off.
"Whoa, what was that?" Athrun asked.
"Oh, I hope nobody was hurt." Lacus said.
"Look, here comes the scouts." Yzak smirked.
"Shut up!" Rena snapped.
"So, did you find out anything?" Dearka asked Rena as Kira was off in LaLaLand once again.
"Well, you're going to have to buy a new house, the old one was the victim of brainless bombers and Athrun is going to have to explain to Kira about the birds and the bees." Rena stated calmly.
"What do you mean?" Dearka asked.
"Well, you see…" And Rena started explaining what had happened skipping the part about looking for black mail material while blaming everything on poor Kira who couldn't defend himself as he was off in LaLaLand.
