Monica came over and kissed Chandler while they were getting ready for the bachelor and bachelorette parties. Monica was wearing a burgundy blouse with a pair of velveteen capris and boots. Chandler had on a blue sweater and pair of khakis. "That was so sweet." She cooed as she put in a pair of chandelier earrings. They were perfect with her long brunette hair. "What do you mean honey?" he asked . "When you said that London was where you first made love to your beautiful wife." Chandler said. "I knew what he was trying to do , and I am stronger than that. He thinks he can break me." Chandler said snidely. "I'll show that egotistical dinosaur loving jerk." Monica wrapped her arms around her husband. "That's right you will win because you are on Team Monica and Team Monica always wins." She kissed him on the cheek. Chandler ran his hand across her arm.

"He is so going to lose. " Ross laughed. "There is no way he will be able to not make a comment, tonight. " Rachel was puzzled. "And why is that? Cause we are going to the same place that you went with Chandler when Joey was fishing and I was with Emily in Vermont. Where he pictured those girls and you guys." Rachel grinned. "You mean girl on girl.?" "Yep and that is how my first marriage ended and Chandler won't be able to resist and then I will win and we will have fifteen hundred dollars to take with us on our honeymoon." He said as he lifted Rachel in the air. "I can't wait to see Monica's face when she loses." Rachel smiled. Rachel pulled the tank top over her head and then wrapped her skirt around her. She waddled in her bare feet to the closet and pulled out a pair of strappies. Ross combed his hair and then pulled on a purple shirt and his favorite tie. Rachel shook her head. "You are going out for your last night of freedom with the guys, not the dinosaur tie." Rachel said as she pulled it from around his neck. "But I thought you liked it." He whined. Rachel opened the closet and pulled out a solid color purple one. "This one is more classy. And my guy is very classy." She said with a sexy voice. "And smart?" he coaxed out of her . "Very smart and verry , very sexy." Rachel cooed. "Don't get too warn out from those strippers, cause I will be waiting at home Doctor Geller." Rachel looked at him with the sexiest stare as she licked her lips. Ross knew how tonight would end.

Alex tied her dress around her neck. She smiled when she saw it . It was one of Gina's . Ever since Joey and her became a couple, five months ago, Gina had become her best friend in the world. She even borrowed some clothes for this trip to California. "I like your friends. " she said as she looked at Joey. "Yeah they are the best."he smiled. "I hope this is alright tonight. The guys go out with the guys and the girls go out with the girls. Besides I don't know how you would feel about going to a strip club. I mean if you are alright with it," Joey started to get a little excited. "No this is a chance for me to bond with the girls, especially if we are going to be together. Joey couldn't believe how great Alex really was. "Besides this is Rachel's last hurrah and Ross' , and you haven't seen your buddies in such a long time." Joey pulled a brown sweater over his jeans. Alex wrapped her arms around Joey until she heard Monica yell from downstairs. "Alex come on, the night is young and there are clubs to go to." Alex gave Joey a quick kiss and ran downstairs. Joey made sure she was gone. He opened up his carry on bag and pulled out a small box. Then he smiled, it was time.

Phoebe joined the girls at the club as she sipped her club soda. Monica , Rachel , and Alex came in the door. "Hey what took you so long?" Phoebe said as she tried to lift herself from the chair. "Them coming from Westchester and they had to pick me up." Rachel said. "So girls I say we get some drinks and start celebrating." The four of them went to a table and Phoebe ordered a round of shots, for everyone but herself. "To Rachel, it finally happened. You are going to be married to your lobster." Phoebe sang out.

"To Rache, you finally got your doctor." Giggled Monica."Congrats sis." She came over and hugged her. The girls drank their shots. "So where are they going again?" Phoebe asked curiously. "To some strip club." Rachel answered . "I think it is the one we went to with Chandler."

Phoebe got excited. "With the hot girls." She squealed. "Yeah let's see hot girls." Alex was anxious to fit in with these women. "You guys this is Ross' night with his buddies, I don't think they need us showing up." Rachel said sweetly. "Darn we miss all the fun." Phoebe sat back down and finished her drink. "Another virgin margarita." She cursed.

The lights shown down on the dark stage. The club was filled with men who didn't want to be seen and men who didn't want to go home. Men who would pay strangers to gyrate for them and then go home to try to satisfy their wives. At the edge of the stage , sat four men, who were helping their friend say goodbye to his final days as a bachelor. The cave woman shimmied in her skins and then she crawled on Ross ' lap. Ross had already had quite a few beers and some shots , so he was feeling no pain. The other guys were all cheering as the cave woman stripper bumped and grinded on Ross' lap. Then he started to giggle. "She is hot , but she isn't as hot as my Rach. I miss her." He pouted. "I miss Mon." Joey couldn't believe his ears. This was supposed to be a guys night and this group were all missing their wives and girlfriends. He hated to admit it , but things had changed. Ross saw Chandler looking at the girl in the cheerleading out fit shake her pom poms and twirl. He knew he could get him now. "Hey Chandler, she's hot isn't she?" Ross asked. "yep," Chandler agreed as he took a swig of his beer. "You know who would be really hot with her?" Ross said to him. "Don't you think it would hot if her and my sister would get together? I mean a little girl on girl action." He giggled. "I think she would be hotter with Rachel. You know?" Chandler had a feeling. "You mean lesbian sex?" Chandler asked innocently. "Yeah lesbians?" Ross tried to drive his point home as he waited for him to say, you mean like you married. Chandler was too smart. "Yeah that might be nice." Ross looked at him with a defiant look and Chandler smirked. "Nice try Geller." Ross just turned to him and put his fists together. Joey came over and handed out a shot glass to his two buddies. "To Friends and buddies." He said as the three of them drank down a shot. Mike was now drunk as well. He put his arm around the three of them, "I love you guys." He said as he swerved while he was standing. Joey was standing and he started to dance with the fighter pilot . She tore off her jacket revealing a silver lame bra and then that came off. "Are you thinking what I am thinking?" Ross said to Chandler. "Right let's go home and have sex with our incredibly hot women.'

Rachel got in the door and her cell phone went off. "Hello?" she asked ominously. "Oh no." her hand went to her mouth. "Jill is in St. Moritz in the hospital with a broken leg? She can't make the ceremony." Rachel was puzzled what to do. She had five hundred guests at the Plaza and was careful to have enough bridesmaids to have enough escorts for. Ross came in soon after and he fell upon Rachel as it was obvious he was drunk. "Come on baby, I have looked at hot strippers all night, and all I could do was think about you." Ross said as he started to move his lips down the side of her body. Rachel couldn't deal with this crisis. "Not now, we have a problem." She said as she moved away from him. When she moved , Ross was propped up against her and then when she moved , he fell over onto the floor. "Hey." He moaned. "Ross , Jill is in the hospital with a broken leg. She won't be able to make the wedding." Rachel started to cry. "It's already starting, the bad luck. Where am I going to find another bridesmaid two days before the wedding?"