"Chuck what do ya think happened?" Asked the resident Canadian Wolverine.
"After a lot of contemplation I've come to only one logical conclusion as to why this tragedy befell us. It's Magneto! O yea…. only he could do something as diabolical as this! Why o why did it have to be us? What did we ever…." The Professor started screaming and bawling dramatically.
"Sooo you think the fight the X-men had with those jocks earlier could have absolutely nothing to do with this?" Logan cut in through the Professor's hysteria.
"… my beautiful lovely scalp…how in the world am I going to polish it if there's no light? What will become of us?…why is fate so cruel….?…."
"Okkk… I think I'll just go now." And with that a very perturbed Logan exited the Professor's office leaving a melodramatic, screaming and down right scary bald man in his wake.
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"Oooo Bobby you're sooo good…."
"Umhmm…"
"Not there…. not there…. oww…."
"Just relax, I've done this before."
"Bobby you're the best man! You seem wayyy experienced!"
"Practice makes perfect, Ray…."
"Move a little lower. O yea…. that's better."
"Let's get to it, eh?"
"Not so fast…I think we might need more room to pull this off."
"EWWWW you guys! For heaven's sake this is so disturbing!" Yelled Jubilee who had just walked in on a very apparently gay moment.
"And Bobby! I thought WE had something going! What the hell happened to THAT? Am I not good enough for you? Why did you have to go do do… uhhh I gotta go puke"
"What's her problem?" said Ray after Jubilee had bolted from the room.
"She's just jealous I didn't choose her as my partner for this. But seriously, it's so not a chick game. Plus she's always whining that the mobile screen is too small."
"O well. 'Mario: 20,000 leagues under the sea' is out on mobile version. Wanna move on to that?"
"Sure…. You always seem to know what I want!" unexpectedly Bobby moved over and hugged Ray.
"Uhhh yea… I gotta go see my girlfriend Amara" and hurriedly moving out of Bobby's not so friendly hug, Ray practically ran from the room not once glancing back. Which didn't really matter since it was quite dark anyway.
"Damn Amara!"
