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Now to the next chapter!


"Scout! Grab your socks and let's get to work." Soldier shouted from the cockpit, throwing a pair of white socks back to the transport cabin of their 'acquired' LAATI, slowly descending towards the Republican base of operation.

"Gotcha!" Scout responded happly, catching the socks and stuffing them in his pants, then preparing his Force-A-Nature and Bonk for a quick attack. "Say, do you even have a plan with getting down there?" He then asked his companion, taking his time with reloading the Winger.

"Kill everybody and capture this point!" Soldier responded, making Scout peek outside the cabin to see bright red circle in a middle of what looked like a militarny field camp, a view that maked even such a moron as him realise the memo.

"All right, I get it now." Scout smiled, taking a squat position at the edge of the ship and scouting (duh) the area around them, quickly realising that at least half ofthe Republic's invasion forces are all over them, escorting them to their base for no apparent reason. "Shouldn't we, like, attack them? I mean, they're our enemies." He then asked Soldier, looking left and right at the blank stare of T-shaped black visors placed on white helmets.

"No need to. Our democratic society has to show some humanity to the robotical fleshbags! This is our principal as Confederacy of INDEPENDENT States! Not much diffrent from America if you think about it." Soldier proudly responded, oblivious to his surroundings as he keeped moving down to landing spot. But then again, Scout was oblivious too so don't question the idiot or you'll get stupid answers.


" Okay, what do we know at this point?" Spy asked, actively participating alongside other available mercs in a tactical meeting with Poggle The Lesser and few minor officers of either geonosian or droid origin. All of them focused on planning the next move.

"Right now the situation is stable, but Republic still sends waves of clones to strenghten their invasion." Maverick said, pointing at the dozens of transport ships on theholographic board used for graphic visualisation of the battlefield.

"And our factories are operating at mere fourteen precent." Geonosian Archduke added, giving his solemn voice a sad tone thanks to text-to-speech device recieved from Engineer. "Given our ratio of killed droids and clones we won't last too long. And the advamced equipment is always counterable with modereta use of artillery." He added, pointing on his own at the backlines of Republican camps.

"Scout and Soldier are currently in a middle of frontal Republican base close to our landing spot." Spy added, pointing at the middle of Republic's line of defence, where one LAATI holograph was painted blue instead of red. "Given their idiocy and talent for destruction, they'll provide at least twice as much time as we need to even the odds, regardlessly of what that means in practise." He said, smiling a little.

"Also, Pyro has an unformal boundry with Jedi Master called Eeth Koth. So I need to request inclusion of this fact in future war operations." Sniper said on unrelated footnote, giving the pyromaniac a fist bump.

"The request is granted. We'll need as much allies and cooperators as we can." Dooku said with satisfaction, revealing himself to secretly listening to the whole meeting. "Geonosis cannot fall. And I know for sure you'll make sure of it. After all, two-third the most competent military commanders within our ranks has to be at least trying to suceed." He added, giving the commanders a flatter with hidden but clear vow they had to uphold.

"We will handle the land invasion. But about the invasion fleet... We will see what they do after the battle." Engineer said, taking out his Eureka Effect and preparibg for the taunt-teleport. "Now excuse me everyone, but I have a factory to atyend and fortify. Our scouting units claim that Republic will use flamethrowers during next push." He added, then pointing his wrench at the ceeling and taking a pose of an 'Y' letter turned upside down. "HAAA-YEEEEEEEEEE!" Engie happly yelled before being strucked by lightning and disappearing from the sight.

"... At least the field command is in good hands. I wish fruitful efforts for all of you." Dooku concluded, quite disturbed by the showcase of power beyond current technology and - in a wider scale. - Force.

"Now we will crush them!" Heavy called out with optimism as holographic projection of Confederacy's Head of State left the meeting, the first one already examining the battlefield. "And then Scout can clean up the mess!"


"I won't be cleanin' this mess of yours, knucklehead!" Scout shouted, batting the living hell out of panicking clone troopers as he and Soldier did their job of "forceful commando mission", if belive Soldier's words since they didn't got those orders to do so in the first place and just acted on their own.

"So this is how President must feel like all the time." Soldier whispered happly, choking a lying clone by stuffing a shovel into his throat while blind firing his shotgun behind himself to scare potential threats.

"Are we finished yet? We might want to return to our base now that we can't travel fast." Scout asked him, looking to his right at the pile of crash landed LAATI-s and few other Republican military vehicles.

"They have those preety things." Soldier responded, finally snapping a neck of the clone and pointing to Scout's left at two speedsters. "Now move your ass and let's go!" He added, rocket jumping towards the first speedster with decent - for him - style.

"Hahah. That's a... Fine, we wouldn't do our job better anyways." Scout said, following him right after and taking the second speedster before both of them went back to their postitions, leaving Republican outpost as a burning pile of scrap metal and corpses.

"Say son, do they still know when you get your lady?" Soldier asked him on a halfway point, making smug face as he said it.

"She's supposed to be found during this battle we havin' here. Not sure when exacly, but the most important point of the battle seems to be the time it happens." Scout relucantly responded, looking around just to avoid eye contact.

"Yeah, yeah. Lucky me that I don't need female to feel good about myself. Killing enemies is all it takes for me!" Soldier laughed before speeding up and leaving visibly concerned Scout behind.

"Damn... Do I even need a girl after all? With all the fame I'm getting now?" Scout asked himself sadly, following his jingoistic friend just to not be alone.