"Your task are simple, go to Phindar and wait until we breach through all planets on our way. Death Watch and Pre Vizsla will surely join us after we help him take over Mandalore, since that's what he demanded from us earlier. In a meantime, try to not die while guarding Phindar on the backlines." Spy's pre-recorded voice messeage came to the end as their shuttle approached the landing platform on a designated planet.
"Heheh, classic Spy." Scout laughed from the backseat, earning concern from Barriss and two pilot battle droids. "Might aswell let him do the fighting while I get free drinks."
"As long as it doesn't compromise your action, I'm all for it." One of pilots responded as they space ship touched down on the flat ground and extended it's cargo ramp at the back.
"Heh, always fun to be listened to." Scout smiled as he rushed from seat and left the place in a matter of seconds while Barriss and two droids took their time and barely followed his after image.
"Remember, young lady: If this moron dies, you'll take charge as the most competent one around here." One of the droids said.
"Thank you, really." Barriss responded hesitantly, looking around and realising that they landed at the edge of some town. "But now we should be looking forward to joining him back. No one wants to lose their leader after all."
"Kill. Me." Spy burped, as he and Engineer observed Heavy and Grievous spamming their 'Spy!' voice commands in the corner while Pyro and Pre Vizsle made a huge grill inside the free cargo storage for Death Watch fighters.
"Boy! What happened?" Sniper asked, as he joined the two just before Engineer executed the 'Nope.avi' command and casually no-clipped to the condignation above them.
"I have no clue. These people are too stupid for me." Spy sighed, taking a sip from his champagne bottle.
"Hmph, Spies. Bloody useless." Sniper snickered before going to join Pyro's grill party while Soldier suddenly combusted after losing to Medic in rock, paper, scissors for a thirteenth time in a row.
"Same goes for my brain, Mister Yellow Pants." Spy thought, sighing deeply before Medic gave him a whole jar of 'Not Medicine' pills.
"Hey there... Nice, place..." Scout said, his enthusiasm quickly turning to a halt as he saw Luminara Unduli in a middle of a town square, which itself was a covered flat top of a brick pyramid.
"You have a lot of nerve to invade this system, I need to admit that." Jedi master said, taking out her lightsaber and pointing it towards him as it turned itself on and flashed with the green light.
"Same goes to you for leaving fellow cultist behind, I've been told a thing or two about ya'." Scout chuckled, taking his Batsaber and preparing for a fight. "Now bring it!"
"This is Sundari, Mandalore's capital city." Pre Vizsla said as the CIS fleet descended towards the city with the full loads of droid army and Deatch Watch troopers.
"Haaaaahhaahah... *Cough, cough* It surely will be respected amongst our Councilmen after we do the formalities." General Grievous added, before he jumped from the considerable height onto the ground as other high-fall resilient people on board of desant ships did the same.
"Vizsla, Grievous, rally jetpack troopers and droids to go and get Kenobi with Satine. We will do the rest!" Soldier ordered proudly, rocket jumping out of the cargo hold with his Black Box at hand and Concheror on the back.
"Agreed, for Mandalore!" Vizsla shouted in response, setting off on his own as Grievous followed by launching himself upwards and crawling from wall to the wall thanks to his mechanical arms.
"Where did he go..." Barriss thought, as she looked around for the missing Scout around the city's market section. A place rather call and loose in it's crowd, but still big enough to get lost.
"I think he's up there." One of her escort battle droids pointed out, aiming his blasters towards two shadow figures swinging and clashing green and blue flashy sticks on top of the elevated Town square in the middle of the town.
"Whatever this is, it shouldn't be leaving our attention." Barriss quickly decided, taking out her lightsaber as the trio (Barriss plus two droids) quickly rushed to join the fight.
"Haven't expected you to be so engaged in our cause, miss." Second battle droid said, suprised by her eagerness.
"Being left by a group and then taken brought into other group changes people, really." Mirialan Jedi(?) responded lightly, looking forward to see green light taking advantage over the blue one. "And guess which one did what..."
"WAAAAAGGHHHHH! JEDI SCUM!" Grievous roared in anger as Star fighter of Obi-Wan Kenobi quickly left the horizon around the Mandalore, while Pre Vizsla comforted the civilian population in the back.
"You done me proud, boys." Soldier said cheerfully, kicking over arrested police force.
"We did it comrade!" Medic added joyfuly, while Soldier went full on sicko mode in the background, calling pacifists and non-pro Death Watch people sacks of garbage and advocating for jingoistic policy.
"Well, yes we did. Even if secondary objectives haven't been realised." Pre Vizsla smiled, looking back at the sky.
"By the way, someone saw Spy recently?" Eeth Koth suddenly asked, joining with Engineer and Pyro alongside freshy delivery of disobedient law enforcers.
"Back on ship and furious over the effect of some pills." Sniper answered, suddenly contacting by Engineer's communicator. "But now let's do the formalities, shall we?"
"THUS BEGINS MY THOUSAND YEAR REIGH OF BLOOD!" Demoman roared with demonic passion as his Eyelander instruated the fictional choir that somehow became reality much to frantic approval of Geonosians. "I FEEL EVERYTHING! I KNOW EVERYTHIIIIIIINNNNGGGGG!" He continued, taking the form of deep fried A-pose png. before the heavenly light covered his body and blinded the whole gathering of hundreds of thousands Geonosians became enlightened with the great power inherited by alcohol, DNA and Soldier's imported bread...
Scotland... Was meant to be forever...
"Ey, kid! You finally arrived!" Scout laughed, as he barely held his batsaber above his face as Luminara managed to pin him down to the floor, leaving enough room to only acceot the surrender.
"That's right Jedi. Betrayed people don't return their trust back." One of the battle droids added, making Luminara even more suprised as she saw her padawan accompany the Separatist forces as the person in charge.
"Stay, down. I don't want to fight, and neither do you." Barriss quickly spoke up, making her Master shake in place.
"A betrayal of The Order... If that's what The Force decides..." Luminara's face saddened as she stood up and jabbed Scout into hand, only to hear a fuzzling sound coming out of his suddenly blury body.
"Ehmmm... Not like I wanted to interrupt your shitty monologue..." Scout smiled, as he three away his empty can of 'BONK! Atomic Punch'. "But there is a person that kinda saved my ass so I'm obligated to help her." He added, before grabbing the lightsaber's blade and ripping the whole weapon out of her hands and tossing it to Barriss while himself taking out his second Batsaber. "Now YOU will do as WE tell you, theocratic braindead dope!" He shouted as he and Barriss now dual wielded their meele weapons while two battle droids took the position between them.
"..." Luminara didn't responded, before used the force to gain her lightsaber back, taking advantage upon taken by suprise Barriss before quickly deflecting two blasters shots from battle droids straight at their heads. "No one does simply diso-" She began talking back, but was interrupted by the sight of Barriss holding her Medigun and bringing both droids back to full operational usage before shooting herself in the head and quickly materialising behind her.
Obvioulsy, Jedi Master turned around to face her only to hear "Where are you lookin' at?" And get kicked in the back so hard that she fell down the stairs and lost conciousness due to solid head banging.
"Nice catch, I owe you one." Scout smiled as he, Barriss and the droids came down to inspect the defeated opponent as the crowd made out of residing there Phindarians came out of hidings and gathered around them to celebrate their easy victory.
"Just don't run forward like a jeadless chicken. I can't ask for more." Barriss responded, looking down at her (now) former master with respect. "I'll need time getting used to like after every sudden shift but..." She paused, letting him end the phrase.
"But ill... Help you forever? Right?" Scout said, completely losing it thanks to unamusing leitmotiv from Scottish traditional music screwing his thinking process.
"Oh, you!" Barriss responded in a truly sitcom-ish fashion, as they both snickered for a little.
