Nora tapped her foot impatiently as she and Linnie waited for the bus to arrive. Linnie panted as he waited, holding his stomach as they stood, no longer able to flap his wings. Of course, they had to forget their wands today, or all damn places. Linnie felt his headache getting worse as Nora paced, and cursed the air, wondering when the bus would arrive.
"God, this fucking bus isn't usually this late! Of all the days for it to pull it's bullshit, the damn bus chooses now! What the fuck!", Nora screamed, making Linnie squirm uncomfortable.
"W-Well honey um..m-maybe the bus is having some um..technically difficulties? Maybe the tires broke down? B-But all we're doing is trying to go home anyways, we're not in a rush."
"Yes we are, you fucking moron! Don't you remember the Super Bowl is tonight? It starts in about 45 minutes, and you know how long I've been looking forward to those pansy ass dolphins getting their asses handed to! God, why do you always have to fucking argue with me! Do you WANT to see me miserable?"
"N-N-No Nora sweetie, of course not. I-I just think..well um…well the bus drivers are people to, a-and getting upset at them isn't going to make them arrive any faster. Can't we just be patient?"
"Ugh! God, you're so fucking annoying! See, this is why nothing ever fucking gets down with this world! Everyone is so worried about everyone's feelings instead of being productive!", Nora complained, before a white double decked bus with a gold crown logo, and a purple top had arrived, the driver looking apologetically at the two fairies.
"Eh..sorry about that folks. Someone got on the wrong stop.", the bus driver laughed nervously. Linnie smiled softly but Nora glared harshly, pushing Linnie out of her way.
"Well, that's not our damn problem! Your lazy ass should've gotten here earlier!", Nora growled before they showed him their tickets, both of them climbing up stairs into the economic class side of the section, where the seats were a lot harder than the seats in the lower, first class section. Unfortunately, neither Nora or Linnie could find a seat, and inched towards the back of the bus, where a couple of handles stemmed out on the top of the roof, forcing Nora and Linnie to grab one each. Linnie blushed as his stomach poked out, and the other bus riders started to notice. Finally, a lady with red hair, and equally red lips, smiled as Linnie as she got up, gesturing her arms towards her seat.
"Aww..is that a little one? Aw, why don't you have a seat then, sir? You look like you need it."
"O-Oh no..really it's ok dear.", Linnie smiled nervously, "I-it was your seat first…um…it's ok."
"No sir. I-I'm sorry, but you are pregnant, correct?"
"Yes, I am. B-But I really don't want to take your seat if you already paid for it. It's ok."
"Sir, I insist. I would hate for you to fall over and something happens to your baby. You know, my husband's had quite the pregnancy himself not too long ago.", the woman said, no longer paying attention to the seat as she held her conversation with Linnie up. Nora, meanwhile, snuck behind her and took the seat, slamming her bags and suitcases down on the aisleway, grabbing the woman's attention, "Uhm..ma'am?"
"What?"
"I was offering that seat for him, not for you. He's pregnant."
"Yeah? So? What's your fucking point?"
"You need to get up so he can sit down! You can woman up and hold onto the rails! Don't you know the elderly and pregnant men get top priority?"
"But they didn't pay for a fucking seat! Why should I have to give up this seat? It's first come, first serve bitch!"
"Lady, you've got some nerve talking to me like that! Get your ass up, and go hold on the rail, or wait for someone else to give up your seat! I gave up my seat for him because he's clearly pregnant, and I don't want anything happening to the baby! Now get up!"
"N-No ma'am..miss it's ok. She..um…can sit there. I don't mind really.", Linnie squeaked, before he felt a finger tap him on the shoulder. His heart dropped as he turned around, to find another female fairy, just barely shorter than him, with large, muscular arms, scars on her face, and several tattoos covering her arms. She wore mostly black, spiky clothing and her black hair was pulling back into a ponytail, her purple eyes staring at Linnie. She moved into the aisle and pushing him towards her seat, making him sit down. "O-Oh! Dear me…Um…T-Thank you m-ma'am. I um..you didn't have to do that."
"Yea I did.", the woman grunted before she turned back towards the woman in red and Nora, who studied the woman up and down, her cyan eyes somewhat showing fear, but her arrogance refusing to allow her to back up. She pointed down at Nora. "YOU."
"W-What? What's your problem? I'm not doing anything wrong! I-uh..I am the right to be here too you know! Don't you know who I fucking am! I'm the-"
BAM! SLAM! The woman pushed the lady in red away before lunging towards Nora, pressing her against the glass window, making her choke and struggle to breathe, gaping for dear life.
"Listen bitch, I don't care who the fuck you are! You don't do that to someone like him! He's pregnant you fucking idiot..I think..well…anyways! People like you deserve to roast in the firery pits of hell!"
Nora squirmed like a worm underneath the woman's grasp, before she eventually gained loose from her grasp, positioning herself upright. She tried to push the woman's arms off her body, but the woman still had a firm grasp on her shoulders, glaring at Nora.
"Um..p-please don't hurt her..um…s-she's my wife, dear.", Linnie squeaking, catching the woman in red's attention.
"Is she? Oh, you poor soul. You know, you really don't have to put up with this."
"Well..um…I-I just.."
"Relax sir.", the muscular woman grunted, and out of fear, Linnie slouched in hi seat, but held his baby bump steady so that the baby didn't get shaken up. The woman then turned towards Nora. "Apologize."
"For what? For being right?"
"APOLOGIZE!"
"No! That's not his fucking seat and I don't think I should give it up for anyone! Why the fuck is it that everyone always takes Linnie's side on shit! He doesn't make any money, I do! He doesn't manage the fairy academy, I DO! I work my ass over every day, and he just lies around doing nothing like the fatass he is!"
"He's carrying YOUR child! You clearly know nothing about how hard child birth and pregnancy is!"
"Oh yeah like you would? Besides, lying around eating the fucking kitchen all day must be Sooooo hard! Oh poor Linnie, boo hoo! Come on, just let me sit down! He's got a seat now since you all love kissing his ass so much!"
BAM
The woman slammed Nora's head back into the window glass, and started punching her face, screams erupting around the bus, as Linnie begged for the woman to stop. But Linnie's noodle arms had no effect on the woman as she kept slamming and punching Nora, blood coming out of her nose, which had also started to become more and more distorted. Her eyes started to blacken as she tried squirming her way out again, but barely able to put up a fight. She looked around for help only for the people around her to merely stare at the fight and no one, with the exception of Linnie, tried to help. Hell, some people were even cheering and rooting for the woman to "give the bitch what she deserves".
Eventually, the fun had to end as a cop and an assistant pulled the woman off of Nora, handcuffing her as the two exited on the last stop. The assistant came back and made sure Nora's face wasn't severely damaged, looking somewhat apologetic.
"What happened?", he asked, "Are you ok, ma'am?"
"That bitch fucking assaulted me! Why the fuck didn't any of you do anything sooner? You know, I-I could've fucking died!"
"Um sir, if I may.", the woman in red approached from the seat that had opened up when the woman was arrested, "See the man over there, in the green sweater? He's pregnant right now, so I and the woman that had just gotten off the bus offering him a seat to sit down, but then she sit down and refuses to give the seat back. The woman gets angry and after some arguing, decided to start punching her."
"Really now.", the man's nearly sympathetic tone shifted towards one in disgust as she looked towards Nora, "Ma'am, you do understand that pregnant people, as well as the elderly and disabled, get top priority when it comes to seating, correct?"
"Bah! How is that my problem? Pregnancy is a choice! He CHOOSE to gain some fucking weight! I didn't want this child! What the fuck! Why is everyone one always blaming me! I can't ever fucking win!", Nora yelled, before the police officer came back.
"Alright ma'am! Get up, You're coming with me."
"FOR WHAT?"
"Disturbing the peace, now get up.", the officer said, noticing Linnie get up as well, "Oh no, not you sir. Um..keep your unborn protected and take a seat until you can get off. She's coming with me."
"O-Oh..um..alright then dear."
"Fuck you Linnie! This is all your fault! If you hadn't gotten pregnant, this wouldn't happened!", Nora screamed as the officer started to drag her down the aisle, squirming and fighting as the officer tightened his grasp. The crown erupted in cheers as they climbed down the stairs and exited the bus, watching as the police car took Nora way, before starting the bus and headed towards the road once again, Linnie finally able to fully relax in his seat.
