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"It's on! It's on like... Chrrr... *Burp*" Demoman burped excessively, distracting himself from his jaring speech as Geonosians presented to him their forces, contesting of home-manufactured droids and local weaponary, both advanced and not.

"Is it really a necessity?" One of minor Nemodian officials asked, him and many other Separatist leaders watching his war speech from the Geonosian King.

"Suprisingly enoug, yes." Dooku said in response, backed by Asajj Ventress and majority of other bystanders. "Each and every species fights for a diffrent reason, some do it on their own and some need to be encouraged. Geonosians are only shifing from the second approach and power transition period back to the first one." He continued, leaving the low-ranked ally in favor of his aprentice. "Now, Ventress. Let's go and prepare for the little mission I advised to you earlier..."


"I'm gonna send each and every one of you to your momma in a box!" Soldier yelled with passion, unleashing full barrage from his Air Strike and decimating the group of clones in a series of explosions.

"Muhahahahaha! Republic's scum stand to chance against us!" Grievous laughed, covering his back as they slowly walked across the hallways of the Venator they were in, slashing and destroying every opposition that come across their path.

"Alright, now we need to find the command bridge." Soldier added, casually breaching the first door he found and crushing one suprised clone trooper under it. "Oh! There he is!" He added with malicious smile, starring at the few dumbfounded clones and one human Jedi without any features worth mentioning.

"JEDI SCUM!" Grievous shouted before launching himself forward and decimating the entire room in seconds hard enough to make Soldier impressed.

"Man, I wish Merasmus was here..." Soldier thought, turning around to give a solid hit with the Pain Train into someone's pelvis. "But now I need to kill not-Americans with my... Friend?"


"One, two, three!" Demoman counted before making an exquisite swing with his Claidhemah Mor and slicing a hand of the currently worn off training-destined Rancor, chopping off his head with so much power that it flew into the ceeling and then fell onto the ground few feet behind the fallen beast.

"Rancors are known to have skin resistant even to the lightsabers, your weapons surely are powerful." Dooku commented from the side of the caged arena, him and Asajj entering the room and passing by the beast while the demolition man laughed.

"Oh, this! I was just taunting." King of Geonosians responded with carefree attitude, looking around to see rather a used crowds of local populus on the stands cheering for him.

"Taunting? Not every opponent will just let you slice their head off." Sith Lord responded, sending Ventress a communicative nod.

"Hoh?" Demoman grunted, suprised. "So you think that I'm so good, eh?"

"Well, I have an... Opportunity to see so." Leader of Confederacy said, making a hand gesture pointing at Asajj. "This, is Asajj Ventress, my apprentice. Right now she will duel with you to see just how much she grow and you have to grow. Does it seem fine?" He asked his subordinate recieving a passionate grin as Demo switched Scottish resistance and Loch-N-Load for Chargin' Targe and The Bootlegger.

"Yeeees! DOOO ITTTT!"


"All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be EXTORTINARY painful!" Medic laughed, spamming his Ubersaw tauntkill on a tight corner of the street, repedeately taking out clone troopers who mindlessly obeyed the assault orders.

"Sneak around this, ya pony scoundrel!" Sniper shouted, having his own fun as he threw Jarate straight at the AT-TE's leg, causing it to malfunction and bring the behemot machine down.

"Thanks bro!" Bear said to him joyously, running up to the pilot's cab and ripping the seated clone with his seat out before Maverick joined and proceeded to take out his mind control chip.

"Eegghh, eggheads." Sniper scoffed, switching to Huntsman and aiming at the distant LAATI. Needless to say he scored a bullseye on the pilot and brought the desant ship down with a huge explosion upon impacting the ground far away.

"You just ain't doin' it right." Engineer said, instructing Obi-Wan on top of the building where his sentry nest racked up millions of damage and support, all while the Jedi Master was kept inside the force-proof cage meant for Separatists to keep any Jedi General captive in relative safety.

"Mhm, I can tell. Your group is truly something else." Kenobi responded, trying his hardest to enjoy the tea while Republican assault was tossed around with remarkable efficiency by Separatist coalition of armies.

"Hah, thanks mister." Engine responded before a Venator-class ship landed on top of several building next to his nest as if it was a military facility.

"Hello Engineer! We killed everybody and took a ship!" Soldier said joyously, walking out of the airlock compartment with his rocket launcher in tow.

"KENOBIIII!" Grievous shouted with anger, quickly stomping towards the cage with the caotivated Jedi. "Well, well, well. It seems our little rivarly has come to the one inivetable end..." He said, preparing his lightsabers to cut him right here and there before realising that a red laser was aimed at his head.

"I told you don't touch that darn thing!" Engineer said with serious tone, now done with the Ranch Relax and aiming his Wrangler straight at his ally.

"And who you are to command me?" Grievous asked him, assured of his authority.

"I'm an Engineer, and I solve practical problems." Dell said, narrowing his goggles, but not eyes. "And just so you know, obsessive challanging one specific Jedi resulting in drop down of your effectiveness as a general is a practical problem." He added, before Soldier let out a dramatic cut-scream.


"Oooh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twich!" Demoman laughed as he parried another strike from Asajj lightsabers, both of them walking in circles and waiting for the opponent's mistake.

"I need to admit, Commander Demo does know how to judge the weight of the situation." Dooku commented, watching the duel from the VIP lodge alongside some minor officials.

"It would seem to be so..." One Nemodian to his left said, just as Demoman grabbed Asajj by her wrists and threw her across the room, then proceeding to taunt on her, Schadefreunde style. "... But he also seems to enjoy keeping her... Angry." He ended his quote, just as Ventress rushed forward with a hiss and got bashed with shield bash right in the tummy.

"Angry you say? Hmmm." Dooku rubbed his chin, looking down at the sorry spectacle of Demoman straight up smashing Ventress with two bottles of scrumpy, eventually making her fall on her back and scowl as she found her lightsabers picked up from the ground and tossed over to Dooku.

"Welcome! To the DOMINATONTOWN!" Demo laughed loudly, causing Geonosians to go haywire with cheers and aplause. "Don't worry, lassie. It's just for show." He added in half-whisper to defeated adversary, walking away with genuine joy in eyes and Scottish Handshake in mouth.

"Well then, I have to admit something." Dooku said with solemn face, much to Nemodian's concern. "Blue Team doesn't stop to suprise us, now doesn't he?"