AN: Ok, I'm just gonna say it. Pregnant Linnie is cuuuuttteee. Sorry I keep writing him as pregnant but he's just so adorable.

To say Nora Cosma was one of Fairy World's most miserable women in Fairy World would be the understatement of the century. She slouched in her seat, curly cyan hair frizzles and drooping, as she finished chugging down her second beer for the evening. She felt her body swirl around, as her vision started to get blurred but the talking, more joyful voices getting louder. Nora clamped her ears together, hoping that everyone would just shut up so she could think straight.

Not too long ago, her husband, Linnie, had sprung on her that he was pregnant with her child not too much longer Arthur had told her she was moving away. Nora admit to herself that she never wanted kids, but if she somehow did, then she at least wanted them with Arthur, but her first child didn't even satisfy that qualifications...oh, why did he get that abortion like she wanted him to?

"Ay! Gimme another beer! Now!" Nora demanded, her words starting to slur as the bartender rushed to refill her drink. "And turn this goddamn music down! This ain't no time to celebrate!"

"Nora? Is that you?", Nora's harsh attitude dropped as the tenor voice that she had craved echoed in her ear once more, the slight british accent complimenting the smooth tone. She turned around and saw Arthur, a navy blue haired and eyes fairy with a goatee and reading glasses (much like Linnie's), "Ha..didn't expect you see."

"I come here everyday dumbass! What'd you expect?", Nora snarled, though she wasn't totally convinced that she was mad at him. As much as she wanted to clock his face, there was something inside her that was begging for her to kiss him instead, "What're you doin' here? Thought you moved.."

"Yes well, Willow and I are still busy packing. We're only going to be in town for a few days before we finally get to see our new home, haha. We were finally able to pool our resources for that little modern style house near the coast!"

"Oh wow..whoop de fucking do! Glad one of us is still doing well.", Nora growled, causing Arthur to frown disapprovingly, crossing his arms impatiently.

"Nora listen, I'm sorry about what happened between us, but I didn't come here for you to treat me like this. Y-You know our relationship was starting to fall apart and I.."

"Aw save it, you goddamn cheater! The only reason our stupid little relationship didn't work was because you had to run around with that hoe behind my fucking back! The fuck's she got that I don't! I thought you loved me, Arthur!"

"I-I..I did, Nora."

"Did? The fuck are you talking about? Did?"

"I did...and then I didn't. I don't know Nora, but I just didn't find you attractive anymore when I first met Willow."

"And that gives you a fucking excuse to cheat on me?"

"N-No! Of course not! I'm sorry for the way things have ended between us, but honestly Nora, and especially given the way you're speaking to me right now, I think I'm happier this way."

"What? With that stupid slut you call a wife? You didn't answer my question! What does she have that I don't, other than piles of clown make-up on her face? You know, I goddamn paid for all of your expenses while we were together! I gave you a roof over your tiny head, and food in your fat stomach!"

"Oh my lord, Nora! Everything's always about money with you! I didn't ask for you to spend all that money on me, so why are you blaming me?"

"Because I loved you, Arthur!", Nora screamed, slamming the beer mug down on the counter, banging on the bar and demanded yet another, ignoring the disgusted look on Arthur's face.

"Well, I don't love you anymore. I'm sorry Nora, but I..I'm just not happy with you anymore."

"Why? What did I fucking do wrong? You can't just get up and leave without an explanation."

"Simple. I found someone else.", Arthur shrugged before he took the receipt that was placed in front of him, signing his name and placing his card in the black binder. While Arthur had looked away though, Nora had suddenly remembered the wand that had stuck in her pocket. Remembering the spell she had used on her own husband several times (and knowing that he wasn't going to be back from his sister's until later this evening), she took the wand out of her pocket, and swirled it around until the star turned a light pink color, with magenta mist surrounding the tip. Speaking the incantation in her head, she waved her wand and casted the spell on Arthur, his narrow arms and shoulders drooping as his mouth hung, his eyes turning into pink swirls briefly, before they turned back to normal. Arthur smiled at Nora, his face turning red.

"Wow..I didn't realize you were so beautiful.", he laughed, "How long have you been sitting here for?"

"Oh, long enough.", Nora smirked, as he brought Arthur close to her. She pulled him towards her and kissed him on the lips, stroking his back gently as he melted into her arms. After a while, she pulled him away, and starting fondling with his chest, rubbing her thumbs in circles, causing him to blush, "Say, why don't you and I get out of here? I'll take you over to my place for a while. I don't want you flying home alone. There's a lot of creeps in these parts of town."

Arthur nodded submissively before Nora pointing her wand upwards, grabbing Arthur's shirt. Before the bartender could give Arthur his card back (and ask Nora for her payment), the two poofed away back into Nora's living room, the only light coming from a soft, yellow light in the kitchen.

"Here, let's go somewhere more private.", Nora said softly, leading him towards her room. She forced him down on the bed, before flying over to her top dresser drawer, careful not to make the same mistake as she took a condom out and put it on her um...well…

Arthur, getting the hint, started to undress himself, longing and craving for Nora's touch and embrace. She smiled as she and him got under the cyan covers, and got closer to each other, snuggling and making each other..feel good..as time went on. Hours had gone by as Nora and Arthur kept at it, both pleased smiles on their faces before a loud CLICK caught Nora's attention, jolting her body upright. Arthur's smile faded as he looked at Nora curiously.

"Baby, what's going on? Is someone breaking in?"

"Nora..honey, are you home? I'm back a-and I brought some more baby stuff!", a higher pitched voice called out, "Nora? Are you there?"

"Nora?", Arthur asked, looking at Nora skeptically, "Who's that calling?"

"Uh well..j-just my idiot roommate! I forgot to mention he lives with me! Haha..I'll uh..be right back.", she said suddenly, throwing the covers off the bed, and throwing on a cyan nightshirt over her body, before exiting herself to see Linnie in the living room, still dressed in a velvet green coat and a matching fedora style hat. "Hey.."

"O-oh! Hi darling. I-I'm sorry..did I wake you up?", Linnie asked, placing the bags down on the couch. "I-I heard some noise from the room so I thought you were still asleep."

"Uh yeah you fucking did! The noise was probably because of me moving around in bed!"

"Really? Because it sounded like a bouncy, up and down noise."

"Well uh..the damn mattress is starting to get hard. You know, I've got to re-adjust myself a lot! If you would pay more attention to my needs, you'd understand by now."

"O-OK Nora, I'm sorry. I-I just wanted you to know that I'm back. No need to get defensive, dear.", Linnie said, making his way into the bedroom before Nora ran right in front of the door, stopping him aruptidly.

"Uh..gimme a sec, Lin! I-I'm gonna get some of my clothes and shit off the bed!"

"Don't worry about it, Nora. I've seen worse. I-", Linnie opened the door to find Arthur still lying in the bed, naked. Linnie froze in his place as he studied Arthur, and noticing that Nora wasn't wearing much underneath her nightgown anyways.

"Uh..uhm..well..I…", he stammered, backing up and feeling like he was about to faint. He held his baby bump to keep himself motivated from falling over. Nora glared at Arthur, who watched the scene with confusion in his blue eyes.

"You idiot! Why didn't you hide!", Nora whispered.

"Who is that?", Arthur asked.

"I told you! He's my fucking roommate!"

"Roommates?", Linnie's voice stammered, "Is that all we are? Roommates?"

"Uh..N-No! Of course not! The ring's on your finger, isn't it? Do you think I'd spend that kind of money on a roommate?", Nora asked, as Linnie began to steady himself, tears forming as he looked down at Nora angrily. Arthur himself had even gotten up from the bed, and started putting his clothes back on as he watched the scene unfold.

"Who is he and how did he get in here?", Linnie asked, his soft voice shaking, the tears dripping off and hitting his coat.

"Arthur..he's my ex. I was stressed out because of this fucking baby you just HAD to have, and I went to the bar to distress! I didn't intend on finding him, but he just kind of fucking showed up. One thing led to another, and then uh...this happened."

"Wait, so you're saying you did all of this because of me? Because of the child."

"Well...you know what, Linnie? Yeah it is! You know damn well I didn't want that fucking brat, but it's clear to me that you don't love me enough to respect that!"

At that statement, Linnie was flabbergasted. He mumbled and stuttered, unsure of what to say as the tears really started to fall down on his cheeks, causing him to sit on the couch to protect the unborn baby. Nora glared at Linnie angrily, unaware that Arthur stood behind him, dressed, disgusted, and his wand back in his hand.

"Wow...you're a really disgusting person, you know that Nora? It's a damn shame someone offers their heart to you, and you turn around and not only cheat of him, but lie to me. I hope I never see you again, Nora. Goodbye!", Arthur yelled, before he evaporated into one large POOF!, leaving Nora in the dust. There was complete silence for a little while before Linnie took a deep breath, looking over at Nora while wiping his face with his coat sleeve.

"You know what, Nora? I'm done with you. If you don't want the child so bad, then fine. I'm leaving, and I'm taking my baby with me!", Linnie squeaked, standing up and putting his hat back on, going in their room and shoving clothes into a suitcase, shoving Nora out of the way with his baby bump, "I can take care of the baby myself. You don't have to worry about me anymore. Goodbye Nora."

Unable to poof away due to his pregnancy, Linnie exited through the front door and waddled his way out, leaving Nora to stand alone half naked, in the middle of her dark, gloomy house.