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"Do you even know what we are doing?" Scout asked, as he and Heavy deacended into the vents of Kamino's cloning facility.
"Hmm... No, I don't"
"But we do." Eeth added, him and Barriss sitting in the free paperwork room inaide Dustbowl 2 and coordinating the action from afar. "Now then, force tells us that in the nearest crossing Scout goes left and Heavy keeps moving forward and then twice to the left. As soonas you get out of them Heavy coauses mayhen while Scout goes for the DNA. Good luck."
"... Alright then, I think we know what to do." Scout said as the two crawled forward in a weirdly wide vents.
"Don't come wide at me, toymaker!" Demoman laughed, clashing heads with Engineer as the heated argue about tactics reached the boiling point called battle royale.
"Getting drunk on the battlefield only gets ya' so far." Engie responded, swinging his Southern Hospitality against the Eyelander.
"I am tired from looking." Soldier commented, him and every other important commander observing the two with their bodies full of wounds or bandages, given that they all got rampaged throu eaisly by the remaining duo prior to their fight.
"If it wasn't ever in doubt..." Spy sighed, treating his wounds by casually drinking wine in the corner.
"Ey lads, I just realised something." Sniper said, returning from bathroom with a refilled Jarate. "Where is Heavy?"
"Ugh! I cannot believe this!" Scout growled as he crawled out of the vents and escape behind some empty bactra cans to get away from the smell of Heavy's farting. Because for as much as it helped to cause havoc inside the facility, Scout was inside of it too.
"No need to swear, boy. How about you go for the lab instead?" Eeth instructed him, giving his Jedi-made anger management.
"Sure! I always like to get things first." Scout responded before leaping aboved two annoyed clones and dashing deeper into facility.
"Hey, CT-688738, ya' heard anything?" One of the clones asked, making Scout stop for a while and listen.
"Naaah, it's just a breeze from CT-239-3. Guy always had genetical defect for gastral inflamation." Second one responded, chuckling sadly.
"Hmph, dummies." Scout thought as he decided to leave them and head on towards his actual task.
And how would he know where to go? Trusting the force of course, even if it tends to set people off for it's own reasons.
Ooooh, Heavy feels funny." BLU Team's damage sponge said to himself as he fell off the vents onto the two patrolling clones, crushed them dead under his weight and stood up, wiggling left and right from the fall shock.
"Now then, try to cause some chaos while Scout goes to pick up the DNA." Barriss said to him on the communication line, while the bug man took out his Natasha.
"Da, this will do." Heavy responded with a smile before spinning up the miningun barrel and opening fire to unexpecting company of clones who were moving between the rooms for the pre-programmed tasks given by Kaminoan researchers. "HAHHAHAHAHA! Ruuuun, tiny babies! RUUUUUUUN! Hahahhaaaaahhahaha!"
"Sweet job down there, now be alerted of eventual Jedi coming down to cut you."
"I am ready to fight babies, hahaha!"
"Now, where would I put the room with DNA sample if I wanted to keep it away from the Spy?" Scout asked himself, as he reached the tightly jammed valve with two clones on it's sides protecting it. "Exacly, at the back." He thought with satisfaction before taking out his Flying Guilottine and Wrap Assasin before executing the two with flying bleed damage in a quick combo ended by the Backscatter thanks to hittem clones falling face-down after being hit and boucing off the wall.
"Ohh, that's gonna be a skull fracture for sure." He laughed as he approached the doors and switched his meele weapon for a Batsaber before carving up a hole for himself to go inside the laboratory with the DNA exposed in a centrally located tube. "Now come to daddy." He added with a smug face as he smashed the glass with the single swing, grabbed the test tube, put it inside himself as a cosmetic item and got out with accompaniment of alarm lights and sounds.
"You know what? If they bother to just go and do the thing then we are obligated to help." Spy said, as he gathered the commanders on top of the dozen from who-knows-how-much Vulture droids their fleet had in store.
"Without planning and second thought?" Asajj asked him, doubtful about the whole ordeal.
"Without. We are a team of action, mistakes always turn out to help us in a long run." Engineer responded, as he and Demo ended preparing their Vulture with mini-sentry and full ammount of sticky bombs on top as suicide droid. "Don't worry, he consented to this plan."
"Now then, how about we strike the scummy scallywags down?" Soldier asked with rethorical tone before taking the Rocket Jumper and jumping with it's help towards the platforms of Kamino. The case in his favor was that the clone troopers were alerted of the danger below, but not really from the sky raining man, Sith acolytes and droids...
"Fight me, coward! I dare you!" Heavy boasted, taking the advantage of pinning down a female Torgutan jedi with three stock clone troopers behind a bunch of convienient crates.
"There is no shame in hiding." Jedi responded, giving her subordinates hand-signaled commands.
"Says a girl with no giant gun." Heavy smiled, switching his minigun to Family Business as he attempted to flank them from his left while keeping supressive fire.
"Jedi needs no gun." The woman responded as she moved her hands and slammed Heavy into a wall, forcing him to drop his gun as he stood back up from his knees.
"And neither does giant man." Heavy chuckled weakly before clenching his fists and making the guns of clone troopers explode in a instant, blinding Jedi's vision with flashing spread of energy and metal compartments. "Did you really thought you could beat me?" He asked the four, grabbing the container behind him with the left and and swinged it twice like a mace, crushing the clones and sending the Jedi across the nearby hallway before her body impacted the doors, causing them to crack. "Let this be a lesson for you!" He shouted with a shit-eating grin towards her before taking out his G.R.U., picking the Family Business back and following after Scout who just came in time to break the doors with his Force-A-Nature's double shot.
"You are all weak! You are all bleeders!" Soldier shouted in maniacal passion, decimating groups of clones at alarming rate with a barrage of rockets he had at his disposal.
"Keep advancing! They will join us soon." Asajj added, deflecting few blaster shots that hadn't been meant to try and stop obsessive American who by now came to the entreance doors for one of the Kamino's cloning facilities.
"Movin' up boys! They don't know what hit em'!" Engineer responded, grabbing Spy by the collar and just throwing hik forward like a ball, eventually scoring a strike on ten poor clone troopers who haven't learn to scatter upon revieving fire.
"Now that we're at it, where are Scout and Heavy?" Sniper asked, taking a while to reload between owning clone sniper and doing the same to the other with firm bullseye.
"HERE I COOOOOOOOME!"
"Well zhere is your answer." Medic responded, preparing his Quick-Fix as he saw severly cutted Heavy rushing towards them, shruggung off hordes of clone troopers into the waters below like a Road roller does to uneven terrain.
"Medic! Doc! Come on man! I'm dying here!" Obnoxious yells of pain joined, as Scout appeared with a sour finger and DNA sample, the latter being taken by somewhat bored Ivan and Bear under Maverick's escort.
"Fuck off, Scout! You still have one hundered and twenty-four HP!" Medic responded with annoyance, deciding to heal Heavy instead.
"Here, here, I'll take care of you." Barriss added, Taking Scout by the shoulder and moving him away like a lamp, then healing him with her own gifted medigun.
"Ahh... Thanks love! Now cavalry's here." Scout said in response, taking out his Backscatter and rushing forward to join the stalling game while the group began their organised retreat from the platform.
And before you ask: Yes, they had the upper hand all the time, the main reason for retreat was from a very angsty Jedi Knight who just happen to meet the masked fire-happy menace again...
