AN: This is the second time I am doing a Crossover of iCarly and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. I hope that you enjoyed it!

I do not own the characters from iCarly and Brooklyn Nine-Nine.


"And for those of you patrolling 7th avenue, please be aware that there is this new pedal-pubs that are on the streets. They're bike-powered mobile bars that are very popular with bachelorette parties but it has lead to a dramatic increase in the rarely seen case of female public urination." Sergeant Terry Jeffords, the supervisor of the 99th Precinct's detective squad told them as he flashes the image of a pedal pub on the TV screen in the briefing room of the NYPD's 99th Precinct. It was a very calm Friday evening at the 99th precinct, and most of the officers are about to go home or start their night-shift.

In the briefing room are a couple of some patrol officers along with Sergeant Jeffords - the supervisor of the 99th Precinct's detective squad, Raymond Holt - the captain of the 99th Precinct, Detective Jake Peralta, his wife Amy Santiago who is the Sergeant as she is wearing her sergeant's uniform, Detectives Charles Boyle, Rosa Diaz along with Michael Hitchcock and Norm Scully.

"Resist." Detective Rosa Diaz said when she hears what Jeffords said about the pedal pubs.

"All right, that's about everything." Captain Holt said before he makes a big announcement. "But before we can go home, Detective Peralta has some very exciting news to tell you all." Captain Holt said and Detective Jake Peralta went to the front and switches the monitor to a popular website for teens and kids, iCarly that is streaming live a webisode. Detective Jake Peralta is actually a huge fan of iCarly and he loves their web show including Amy who watches it sometimes.

He mutes the TV and began to make the announcement.

"All right guys, as you know I am a big fan of the popular web series, iCarly." Jake said as the other agreed. "Today, you are hearing a very special announcement from these kids. Captain Holt talked with the commissioner and he allows me to do it, so here it comes." Jake says, un-muting the TV where Carly Shay and Samantha Puckett are about to finish their webisode but not before they make an official announcement which is what Jake is pumped up about.


"All right, that's all we have for tonight." Sam said.

"But before we go, we have a very special announcement." Carly said.

"Freddie, switch to Camera B and get over here and read the very big news letter." Sam said as Freddie switches to Camera B went to the girls, holding a letter which he opens it.

"OMG, that Freddie guy is hot." Detective Rosa remarked.

"Rosa, just hush and listen." Sergeant Amy Santiago told her.

"Last week, we held a voting contest online to see which emergency services we would do our special webisode: Police or Fire Department. And from your votes, you picked..." Carly said as Freddie opens the letter and reveals the winning vote. "POLICE DEPARTMENT!" The guys shouted, revealing the winning vote.

"Okay, they are visiting a police station. But what is the surprise you are telling us?" Detective Rosa asked Jake.

"Wait for it!" Jake said as he anxiously waits for what the iCarly gang is going to say.

"And you voted which police department will win our visit, and we have a winner." Carly says before she continues. "It is the New York City Police Department or NYPD for short. Our winner is a fan who is a detective in the NYPD and we are visiting his precinct."

"Freddie, read the letter out loud." Sam said to Freddie.

"Congratulations, Jake Peralta. You and your precinct won a special emergency services webisode of iCarly. We will come by your precinct this week to do our tour." Freddie says as he walked off. Jake smiled and became super excited when he hears that.

"Until then, I'm Carly." Carly said.

"And I am Sam." Sam said.

"And this has been iCarly!" Carly and Sam said at the same time as they fade out.


"That is the big announcement guys!" Jake said, excitingly after he turns off the TV screen.

"OH MY GOSH! iCarly is coming to visit our precinct?" Detective Charles Boyle remarked.

"Yes Boyle, they are coming to visit us next week. Our precinct will be featured on their webisode!" Jake said excitingly.

"Hold on, they need to have official permission to film at our precinct." Sergeant Amy said.

"That is already handled." Captain Holt remarked. "The commissioner has given them approval to film at our precinct yesterday."

"Anyways, we don't have time to waste guys. We must be ready to welcome them next week." Jake said.

"Dismissed." Captain Holt said and the rest left while Jake is really excited about iCarly visiting his workplace.


A week later, with all their bags packed. Carly, Sam, Freddie along with Gibby and his brother Guppy and Freddie's mother are in Socko's RV driven by Carly's brother Spencer. They are almost near New York City.

"So, where is this precinct anyway?" Sam asked Freddie.

"I've checked Jake's NYPD records the commissioner gave me. He is stationed at the 99th Precinct which is located in the district of Brooklyn." Freddie checked in his laptop.

"So what do we know about this Jake Peralta guy anyway?" Sam asks, out of curiosity.

"Well, he is currently married to Amy Santiago, who is Jake's uptight, by-the-book, rule-following Cuban-American partner, and later his wife. She was promoted to Sergeant last year and got married to him at that time too." Freddie said, reading his bio.

"Hold on, he is married to his partner?" Sam asked.

"Yeah." Freddie replied.

"Okay, what do we know about this precinct?" Freddie's mother asks his son.

"I did some research on the precinct. It is comprised of five floors, Jake works on the fourth floor. It is currently under the command of Raymond Holt, their captain who is the first gay captain of the precinct." Freddie said which he showed a virtual tour of the precinct on his laptop, Mrs. Benson feels shocked when she hears the captain is gay.

"Hey guys, welcome to New York!" Spencer shouted, driving pass a sign that says 'WELCOME TO NEW YORK'.

"Awesome!" Sam exclaimed.

"All right, we already have official permission to film at the precinct, so you need to put on these NYPD Press ID Badges." Freddie said, passing each one the official NYPD Press Badge he received from the NYPD last week.

"Cool!" Carly said as Spencer drove the RV into New York.


The iCarly gang finally arrived at the 99th Precinct and they made their way inside the precinct and to the front desk.

"Hi, we are here for an official tour of this precinct." Carly asks the desk sergeant.

"May I have your names?" the desk sergeant asks.

"I'm Carly Shay, this is my brother Spencer Shay and those are my friends Freddie Benson, Samantha Puckett, Orenthal Cornelius "Gibby" Gibson, his brother Guppy Gibson and Mrs. Benson who is Freddie's mother. We are iCarly." Carly said in which the desk sergeant recognized that web show name.

"Oh, you are here to do a special webisode of our precinct!" The desk sergeant exclaimed. "Detective Jake Peralta was expecting you guys, do you have the official NYPD Press Badges and approval of filming?" The desk sergeant asks them.

"Yes we do. Here it is." Freddie replied, passing the desk sergeant the official approval letter and he along with the rest showing their press badges.

"Ok. you guys sit over there. I will phone Detective Jake Peralta about your arrival." the desk sergeant says. The gang sat down while the desk sergeant calls Detective Jake to inform him that the iCarly gang has arrived.


Detective Jake Peralta got the call from the desk sergeant and was very excited.

"Hey guys, the iCarly gang is here! Amy, Jeffords and I will bring them on the tour, you guys remember to greet them and do be normal when they come in." Jake said.

"Also, I do not want to see any crime scene photos lying around. We do not want to embarrass Jake here in front of his favorite web show crew." Sergeant Jeffords said and he along with Detective Jake and Sergeant Amy went into the elevator to greet them.

Jake along with Amy and Jeffords arrived at the first floor and went to the iCarly gang that is sitting down at the chairs.

"Hello there, iCarly, is it?" Sergeant Amy asked them.

"Yes we are! Which one of you is Jake Peralta?" Carly asks them.

"I'm Jake Peralta!" Jake said excitingly.

"Congratulations Jake! You've won our contest!" Carly said excitingly.

"Why thank you! Anyways, I'm Detective Jake Peralta, and welcome to our precinct!" Jake said, shaking their hands before he introduces to the rest. "This is Sergeant Amy Santiago, my wife and this is Sergeant Terry Jeffords, our precinct's detective squad supervisor."

"Nice to meet you, it is an honor." Amy said while shaking their hands.

"Welcome to the 99th Precinct iCarly!" Jeffords said, shaking their hands too.

"Wow man, you've been pumped." Sam said, looking at Terry's muscles.

"I've worked out quite a lot." He said, showing his muscles.

"Say, are we doing a iCarly tour of my workplace or what?" Jake asks.

"So, where do we start?" Spencer asks.

"I guess right here!" Amy said and Freddie begins to set-up his camera while the rest of the iCarly gang underwent security screening procedures and clearance which they are issued visitor passes. Freddie then underwent the security screening procedure and clearance and received his visitor pass after he finished setting-up his camera.


"We are live in 5, 4, 3, 2!" Freddie said.

"Hold on, he forgot the 1" Jeffords whispered to Mrs. Benson.

"No. That's how camera people countdown." Mrs. Benson replied in which Jeffords silently replied "Oh."

"Hi everyone, I'm Carly Shay!" Carly said.

"And I'm Sam Puckett!" Sam said.

"And this is a special episode of iCarly!" Carly said.

"Hey Carly, we are not in our studio." Sam asks Carly.

"That's right Sam. We are doing a iCarly tour of one of the NYPD's Police Precincts. Giving us the tour of this precinct is one of our iCarly fans who happens to be a detective here, come on out Jake Peralta." Carly said in which Jake walks in waving.

"Thank you so much for giving me the honor!" Jake said excitingly.

"Hey Mom, Hey Dad, Hey Kate! Look at me, I am on iCarly!" Jake said.

"Who's Kate?" Mrs. Benson asked Sergeant Amy.

"His sister." Amy replied.

"Ah." Mrs. Benson said.

"Before we start, would you like to introduce your team?" Sam asks Jake.

"Oh yes! Amy, Jeffords, come here please." Jake said to Amy and Jeffords in which they went to the front.

"This is Sergeant Amy Santiago, my wife and this is Terry Jeffords, our precinct's detective squad supervisor." Jake introduced them.

"Hi!" Amy said.

"Hey Sharron!" Jeffords said and he along with Amy went off the camera.

"So anyways, tell us where we are right now?" Carly asks Jake.

"Well we are on the main lobby of my precinct. This is the first floor which is used by our patrol officers, let me show you around." Jake said.

Jake showed them what they do in this floor and what is being displayed here. He showed them the outside and later to the garage where he showed them the patrol cars and his vehicle.

"Wow, I never seen such cars before." Sam said.

"So this is the first floor right? How many floors are there in this precinct?" Carly asks Jake.

"We have five floors and we are going to the second floor now." Jake said.

"Hold on, are you wearing our visitor passes and press badges?" Jake asked the girls.

"Oh yes, we are wearing them including Freddie here." Carly said, in which she and Sam showed their visitor passes and official NYPD Press Badges in which Freddie turns the camera to himself showing his visitor pass and official NYPD Press Badge.

"Okay then, let's continue the tour!" Jake said and he leads them via the stairs to the second floor that houses the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA).


Jake showed them the second floor that houses the DEA. He explained in detail what they do and what is being displayed here.

He later takes them to the third floor where he explains to iCarly that it is formerly devoted to working with sex crimes, which had the best Christmas party, now it's being used by Cyber Crimes - who hijacked the squad's internet in the past.

"All right, we are coming to the highlight of my precinct tour, it is the floor where I work." Jake said and he directs them to the fourth floor.


Jake takes the gang to the fourth floor and the entire bullpen gets shocked to see him and the iCarly gang. In fact, they are all doing their normal business and they already taken out any crime scene photos.

"Welcome to the fourth floor where we work with crimes and special victims." Jake said, showing them the floor. "It is also where I work, come let me show you around."

First, he explains to that girls the waiting area which is the main entrance to the fourth floor, he shows them the couches for visitors. He then explains that the gate to the bullpen used to open outwards, but was switched a month ago and now opens inwards.

"The bullpen is the open office area where the detectives of our precinct work. We have 10 desks located in this bullpen." Jake explained to the girls. "Anyways, let's meet the rest of my crew." Jake said where he takes them to Scully and Hitchcock.


"These two gentlemen are Detectives Hitchcock and Scully, they are friends but sometimes they nap at work." Jake said.

"Scully, Hitchcock. I want you to meet iCarly." Jake said in which Hitchcock and Scully both shake hands with them.

"Hello there." Scully said.

"Welcome, I hope you are having a great tour here." Hitchcock said.

"How old are those guys anyway?" Sam asked Jake.

"I've got no idea." Jake said.

He later showed them Jeffords' desk and later moved on to his partner, Detective Charles Boyle.

"This is my partner, Charles. He is also a detective." Jake said. "Hey Charles, what are you working on?" He asked him which Boyle stopped what he is doing and looks at Jake.

"Oh, I am just finishing paperwork on some case." Charles replied and recognized some familiar faces.

"Say, aren't you the web show iCarly?" Boyle asks.

"Yes they are Boyle." Jake replied.

"My gosh, it is an honor to meet you people. Welcome to our precinct, I hope you are having a fun journey here." Charles remarked, shaking their hands.

Jake then showed the girls his desk and what he has on his desk including a framed portrait of Him and Amy at their wedding. Then he took them to the desk that Detective Rosa Diaz is currently seating at.

"This is Detective Rosa Diaz. She is by far the badass detective in our squad." Jake said pointing at Diaz who went to introduce her to the iCarly gang.

"Hey Diaz, I want you to meet iCarly. They are here for a tour of our precinct." Jake introduced them to Rosa, who is currently dealing with a problem on her computer.

"Yeah, hi. Welcome. Now I wish that didn't happen." Rosa said while she continues to bang her computer. "Come on, you stupid computer!"

"Um...Rosa, what's the problem?" Jake asked Rosa when he notices the girls looking very weird at Rosa.

"I'm trying to fix this damn computer, it's been hanging for some time." Rosa said, continuing to bang at her computer.

Jake chuckles nervously but later changed the subject.

"You know what, let's go see my captain." Jake said, bringing them to Captain Holt's office and away from Rosa.


He brings them to Captain Holt's office but not before he knocks on the door and Captain Holt allows him in.

"All right girls, this is our captain's office." Jake said. "And this is my boss, Captain Raymond Holt." Jake said, introducing them to his captain.

"Welcome, we are very honored to have you here." Captain Holt said, shaking their hands. "Please, let me show you what I have in my office."

Captain Holt explains in detail about himself and what is being stored in his office which has a few personal touches including a rainbow pride flag, folders arranged in a rainbow pattern, and a picture of his dog Cheddar. It also has a little drawer where he holds the medal of valor. He even introduced his dog, Cheddar to them. He even allowed them to touch him.

Sam and Carly gently petted Cheddar and remarked how cute he is.

"Thanks Cap for your time." Jake said to Holt.

"No problem." Holt replied and Jake and the gang left his office and went to continue the tour.


He later showed them the briefing room where he explains that the detectives meet to be briefed on current cases. It is adjacent to the bullpen and appears to have a second entrance on the opposite side.

He then took them out of the briefing room and to the holding cell that is located near Sergeant Terry's desk.

"Anyways, this here is our holding cell." Jake said, showing the holding cell that has currently 2 perps inside. "This is where the perps are kept one we have arrested them."

He then takes them to the break room which is where the detectives hang out on their down time. It is located directly behind Terry's desk. He explains what is inside this break room, a few vending machines, a sink, a game table, a couch and a boxing dummy. Also a Mannequin Terry shot down which Jake explains what that is about.

He later takes them to their kitchen which is located near Hitchcock and Scully's desks. It houses a table and the refrigerator, though the detectives are more often seen eating in the break room.

Later, he takes them to the evidence room, where the evidence is stored.

"So this is the evidence room, this is where we store evidence." Jake said. "It is also where Amy and I shared our kiss and where I propose to her." He said in which the girls aww'ed and Amy remembers that day.

He later takes them out of the Evidence Room and to the interrogation room which is located on the other side of the kitchen, opposite the bullpen. It contains two small rooms with a two-way mirror in between. He took the girls to the other room while Terry stays in the interrogation room, where he shows how they can see Terry while he couldn't see them and explained that they interrogate the suspects in this room.

Jake then takes them to the line-up room that also consists of two small rooms divided by a two-way mirror. He explains that the interrogation room and line-up room are in the same location which he also displays the same thing that is being shown in the Interrogation room.

He later brings them to the records room where he told them that the room is irrelevant (because computers exist) and covered in spiderwebs.

Jake later brings them to the copy room that is adjacent to Captain Holt's office and across the hall from the briefing room. He explains in detail what they do here.

He finally brings them to the roof which is adjacent to the bullpen. It has windows connecting to the bullpen, break room and Captain Holt's office. He also showed them that it can also be used to access Captain Holt's office.

"All right, that is it for my work area, now let's go to the fifth floor." Jake said, leading them to the fifth floor.


He takes them to the fifth floor where he shows them around and said that there is an empty office where Rosa goes to watch her favourite soap opera. But he didn't go into detail what the soap opera is. He also doesn't tell them that there is a secret napping place on this floor.

"Wow, I've never seen a place where you worked." Carly said to Jake.

"Yep, that is really much the whole tour of my workplace." Jake said, feeling proud.

He brings them back to the fourth floor where the entire bullpen is ready to thank them for their visit.

After the entire gang thanks them, Jake begins to feel very excited and proud that he is showing his favorite web show his workplace.

"Thank you so much Jake for showing us your precinct." Carly said to Jake.

"Oh, it's been an honor showing you guys around." Jake remarked, feeling proud.

"Until next time, I'm Carly." Carly said.

"And I'm Sam." Sam said

"And I am Jake Peralta, a fan of iCarly." Jake said, jumping in.

"And we are the 99th Precinct of the NYPD." The entire bullpen including Amy, Charles, Boyle, Rosa, Jeffords Hitchcock and Scully along with Captain Holt.

"And this has been ICARLY!" They all said and cheered, which concludes the web show.


About the two shows:

- iCarly is an American teen sitcom created by Dan Schneider that originally aired on Nickelodeon from September 8, 2007, to November 23, 2012. The series stars Miranda Cosgrove, Jennette McCurdy, Nathan Kress, Jerry Trainor, and Noah Munck. The series tells the story of Carly Shay, a teenager who creates her own web show called iCarly with her best friends Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson in the apartment loft that she and her older brother Spencer Shay live in. As the web show quickly becomes an internet phenomenon, the youngsters are tasked with balancing their normal teenage lives with the wacky situations their newfound fame lands them in.

- Brooklyn Nine-Nine is an American police procedural comedy television series that aired on Fox, later airing on NBC from September 17, 2013, to September 16, 2021, after eight seasons and 153 episodes. It was created by Dan Goor and Michael Schur. The series revolves around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The rest of the cast features Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Terry Crews as Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti, Dirk Blocker as Michael Hitchcock, and Joel McKinnon Miller as Norm Scully.