Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

Raphael was just finishing up doing his daily 100 laps in the ocean. As he was swimming back to the boat he had rented, he saw a fin sticking out of the water.

"What's that?" wondered Raphael to himself. He decided to investigate, and drove towards the fin. The fin didn't move a muscle as Raphael came nearer. When Raphael got near enough, he reached out a grabbed the tail.

"EEEEKKKK!" the fin seemed to scream.

"EEEEKKKK!" screamed Raphael. "The fin talks!" He immediately grabbed a hatched he had been keeping inside his boat and started hacking at the fin. Suddenly, the fin turned over and Raphael saw a mermaid staring him in the face.

That night, at the Doom Biker's house...

"Sigh! I'm so tired from all that hunting and shooting, but it was worth it," said Valon, sitting down at the kitchen table and stretching out his legs, (kicking Dartz where it hurts). Dartz, who was sitting across from him, after squinting from the pain said,

"Why? Do you murder people? That must be it! You've become a murderer! Don't try to stop me from calling the police!" Valon rolled his eyes, realizing that they new medicine Dartz had taken from Dr. Hannibal Lector Jane, their new doctor, was making Dartz's brain overheat.

"What's all that commotion about?" asked Alister, who was in the kitchen frying fish. "Ouch!" said Alister, who, when turning his head to see what was going on, and accidentally put his hand in the frying pan.

"This madman," said Dartz, pointing to Valon, "This madman is trying to murder me!"

A few minutes after the three Doom Bikers had stared dinner...

Raphael came home, pulling the mermaid in a wheelbarrow.

"EEK! WHAT IS THAT FREAKY THING!" screamed Dartz, jumping onto the table and gripping his knife until his knuckles grew white.

"Relax. This is Susie Barfer. She's...a mermaid, as you can see. She came to the city to see what life was like in the city. So I was the Good Samaritan who took her in, to show her what things were like,"replied Raphael, evenly and coolly.

Susie said,

"Smofoo hee keezowe." Everybody screamed except Raphael and herself.

"It's okay Susie, you can speak English,"

Susie said,

"Me want something to eat."

Dartz gave her a piece of dried up dear leg.

After dinner, in Raphael's room...

Raphael, Valon, and Susie were looking at the stars, through Raphael's window because she thought it would be too cold to go outside.

Suddenly, a mutated dog jumped through the window and did its business. Radiation beams went flying through the air, striking everybody in the room. Since this was a dog, and it was a mammal, Raphael and Valon weren't affected, but Susie was. She turned into the evilest, tallest, freakiest, and most fearsome Llama Momma they had ever seen.

The Llama Mamma immediately attacked the two Doom Bikers.

"Raphael, you stay here and fend that thing off with this toilet plunger, while I get my guns and try to kill that thing," said Valon. Raphael gulped and accepted the toilet plunger from Valon. Valon dashed from the room as soon as Raphael landed his first hit on the Llama Mamma.

The Llama Mamma spewed fire, though, threw its nose. Raphael screamed and jumped out of the way, letting the fire beam scorch Valon, who had arrived just a few minutes late.

Valon had a pair of shotguns, and tossed one to Raphael. The he said,

"On, your mark, get set, go!" together they fired, but their guns broke apart. When all seemed hopeless, as the beat backed them into a corner, Dartz rushed in with the Evil Egg Plant of Doom! It smelled so badly, (like Dartz) that the smell shot the monster out of the window, where it smashed through a tree and brought the tree down on the Doom Biker's neighbor's prized roses.

Dartrz fell asleep, and didn't wake up until the next morning.

The End.