Shadow Gets A Girl

Shadow lay on the window seel.

"Alright Shadow?" Asked Rouge. She took on a new look. (again) All she had was a short black tanktop and shorts.

"Alright...I guess." Shadow awnsered. Rouge continued with the landry that she had started. They had some work for a new game,so they lived together. They didn't sleep in the same bed though. (Thank God.) Omega ran over to Shadow.

"Sensors detect upset hormones." Shadow got up and slapped Omega's face.

"Shut up,Omega." Shadow stompped away, stopped and wrapped himself as if he was cold.

"Hormones?" said Rouge,"Oh...It's so avious."

"What's so avious?" Asked Shadow as he turned around.

"Upset Hormones? C'mon Shadow,you know."

"No,I don't."

"Your turning into a teenager."

"WHAT THE HECK! I'M OVER FIFTY YEARS OLD! HOW CAN I BE A TEENAGER!" Omega had a very resonable awnser.

"When you were captive at G.U.N,the box you were in,it had a simple de-aging process. It was sopposed to make you so young,that you would dissaper. Eggman sopposedly let you out before the aging process was complete, but still very young." Rouge lifted up her right eyebrow.

"So your saying I was reborn!"

"Recarnated." Rouge had no pitty for Shadow to feed off on.

"You're a real support,Rouge." Said Shadow with sarcazem.

"Thank you." Said Rouge with a also sarzeminis voice,yet it was descized.

"What am i sopposed to do now?" Shadow sat down with his head burryed between his legs.

"You simply have to follow the steps of a teenager." Omega said,"Data base on teenage process,downloading." Rouge sat down next to Shadow.

"I'm sorry,Shadow." said Rouge. She put her hand on Shadow's back,but Shadow smacked it off,"We were all teenages once."

"I bet you a nickel." Said Shadow.

"What?"

"I bet you a nickel that not everyone has been a teenagers."

"Well,not everyone, just adults."

"Riiiiiiiiight...I still bet you."

"Bring it on!" Rouge only got a quarter for all the house work she did. But she did get a bonus sometimes if she found spare change in the couches.

"Omega.." called Shadow. Shadow looked at Rouge.

"Yes?" said Omega,still downloading "The Teenage Process".

"Were you ever a teenager?" asked Shadow.

"It depends what you mean by teenager. If you mean,out-of-control hormones,than no. If you mean teh age of witch a person is thirteen threw eighteen,then yes." Then he went off to a quiet area to download imformation smoothly. For the rest of the day,Shadow and Rouge fought over witch teenage meaning that Shadow was talking about.