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Chapter 17
"Could I make an appointement please, for some point today? 5'd be great thanks. Root, Julius Root. Thanks. Bye" Foaly watched him from the doorway. Root was a bit unnerved by his unblinkingness.
"Something you wanted donkey? Or are you playing musical statues?" Foaly raised an eyebrow.
"Ha ha. You know, I've just heard Holly making a doctors appointment. Some bug going round is there? Oh, and I changed the coffee machine to decaf, so I'd start getting the tea trolley if I were you." He smiled slightly. Amazing how wound up all these LEP officers could get without their caffeine high.
"That'll drive Sool mad you know. Big fan of coffee is Sool. Has been since high school. Stupid prat."
Foaly grinned. "Whats the deal between you and him anyway? He hates you about the same as he hates Holly, I reckon, and thats gotta be saying something."
Root shrugged and grinned. "Sool hit on me brothers wife, while he was away. Sool hit on her, and hit him. He ended up in hostpital with a broken nose and a slight concusion. Don't think he's forgiven me for it yet."
Foaly grinned wider. "Yes, can't have anything happen to his beloved face now. Whats happeneing with you and Hol anyway?"
"Nothing. She's an officer, remember?" Root said, barely hiding his slight sigh.
