Laws of Love, Chapter 6, Froggy-fied

By the time Ginny realised that it was a good idea to put on a shirt, Fred's eyes were twitching dangerously, the vain on his head pulsing visible while George was half seething, half growling.

Just the sight of her brothers at the moment was scary enough to make anyone want to run away screaming, it's a shame really that she was trapped by this bright pink tent.

"George...Fred?" she began carefully.

"Harry…Harry James Remus Potter, you are so dead." Fred stated in a monotone voice, that was quivering slightly out of anger.

Harry, still in his underpants, looked frightful really, after facing Voldemort countless of times, it was this, that he was really afraid for.

"I can explain," said Harry in a choking tone.

"Aha, well, we'de love to listen." said George happily, making Harry give out a relieved sigh, "But we're too busying chasing you around to actually do so." Finished George, whipping away the relived smile in an instant.

"But-" Harry started to say in his defence, however, Fred and George pounced on him before he could finish his sentence.

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Noelle broke away from Ron with the most horrible cruel smirk on her face a person could imagine.

"Thank you, Ronald." She hissed through her smile.

Ron looked at her with a curious expression on his face, still slightly baffled at what just happen.

"For that." Noelle said, indicating at a small female figuring disappearing into the trees at a fast run.

"Hermione!" Ron whispered, stepping forward, but Noelle held him back.

"This was just another game, and I won from her again." She told him seriously.

"A game?" Ron asked angrily.

"Ever since I was a little girl, my favourite game was getting something Hermione wanted before she does. It looks like I succeeded again." Noelle explained, a proud smile on her face.

"Wha-what?"

"Oh never mind, lets go. I'm quite sure Hermione won't want to continue looking for people….Ha!" Noelle laughed, turning around quickly and parading away into the woods.

Ron stared at her while she left, raising his hand to wipe away the drops of rain out of his face, then he realised what type of thing Noelle had just done.

"You used me didn't you? You just wanted to annoy 'Mione? I don't mean anything to you do I? And that thing you did, making my mind go blank, kissing me when I didn't want to. It was all a plan was it?" Ron called after her, his temper rising, and feeling very foolish at the same time.

"Yup." Said Noelle triumphantly, "And only geeks like Herms would like a dork like you." She added as an after thought.

Ron was just about to open his mouth to yell something particularly rude at Noelle when Harry suddenly appeared, completely wet, covered in mud and well, he wasn't wearing his trousers, and his shirt was rather ripped as too…. This sight disturbed Ron back to speechlessness.

"Come back here you little bastard!" Ron recognized as one of the twin's voices yelled.

And indeed, Fred and George appeared too, both carrying wands, something that didn't make much sense because Arthur had confiscated them hadn't he?

"Frosgulium Dosious Procer Esto Basium" George and Fred yelled simultaneously, pointing their wands at Harry.

A green-gold light hit Harry in the back, and almost immediately Harry was gone.

"Harry!" Ron cried in surprise.

"Rajhhhhaaabbbittt"

Ron looked down slowly, and his face slowly turned from confused to utterly disgusted, "Ah man." He sighed, reaching down and picking up the frog, "Whatya do that for?" he asked his brothers incredulously.

Before the twins could answer, Noelle screamed at the top of her lungs, "WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED! YOU (Pointing at Fred) AND YOU (Pointing at George) AND…WANDS! THEN, THEN, THEN….THAT HARRY BOY, AND NOW, HE'S A FROG!"

"Yes, we know that." George snapped, glancing fondly at the perfect, fat, slimy frog.

Noelle fainted.

"Okay, I've got some questions here. Why did you turn Harry into a frog? And why, did you do it in front of her?" Ron inquired to the twins.

"Because we saw Harry without his trousers with our sister who wasn't wearing a shirt in the girls tent snogging each others brains out. You know, if we didn't interfere who knew what would have happened." George explained simply.

The frog gave an angry croak.

"Yes well, we know what would have happened but we wouldn't have wanted it to happen you see." Fred told the frog kindly.

Harry's yellow eyes stared agitatedly at Fred.

"Oh," Ron said, "Harry and Ginny? Since when were they together?" Ron asked out loud.

"Don't know, don't care." George said, glaring reproachfully at the frog.

"Yeah you do, but hey, I don't see what the problem is with Harry and Ginny being together." Ron said, catching his brother's by surprise.

"Say what! You don't care?" Fred asked in amazement.

"I do care Fred, its just….however….Harry is a better guy for her then Michael Corner for instance." Ron clarified.

George let out an irritated puff, "That doesn't make it okay for him to shag her the second our backs are turned."

"No," admitted Ron, "Still, change him back, so we can hear both of their explanations."

Fred and George exchanged uncomfortable glances, "Uhhhh, you have to kiss him to get him back to normal."

"Idiots." Ron muttered under his breath, "In any case, I'm not kissing him." Ron added as an after thought.

"Me neither." Fred said instantly, leaving George to stare uncomfortably at the toad.

"How about we take him back to the camp?" George proposed hopefully.

But there was no need for George to worry because Ron and Fred were rather receptive to that idea.

So the 3 of them left, Ron carrying Harry, but Fred stopped, "Hold on." He said as he walked over to Noelle and whisked out his wand again, "Locomotor."

Noelle's body raised a few feet into the air and seemed to be attracted to Fred's body, or Fred's wand because she followed them from then on, silently hovering a bit behind them.

"How did you get your wands anyways?" Ron suddenly asked interestedly.

George smirked, "We gave Dad two fake wands."

"Woooow, smart one." Ron said.

"We know," Fred said, faking modesty in his tone.

"Oh no, there's Ginny, she looks really peeved…." George sighed.

"I think I would be too if my brothers turned my girlfriend into a frog." Ron stated airily.

"Fred Jonathan and George William Weasley! Where is Harr-"Ginny yelled furiously, but she stopped at the sight of the frog in Ron's hand.

"ARG!" she screeched, glaring very Mrs. Weasley like at the twins, "That's not him or is it?" she demanded.

Fred and George looked down apologetically.

"Eyuack." Ginny stated, glancing again at her froggy-fied boyfriend.

"Indeed." Fred agreed solemnly.

"Change him back." Ginny ordered, quite calmly actually.

"Well we cant; you see…he needs to be kissed." George said, backing away from Ginny before she could attack him.

Ginny looked disgusted but sighed resignedly, "Alright then, hand him over."

Fred and George looked dubious about this but Ron did what he thought was right and handed over his best friend, to his little sister.

Ginny took a deep breath before quickly pecking the frog's slimy lips.

"The gorgeous Prince Harry has arrived! Please welcome him in awe, if not, just bow down really low and he might believe that you honor him." A loud sing-song voice rang through the silence has Harry turned back to…Harry.