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Chapter 2: The Potato Sack

All the group were being very wary of Kagome, she was acting very strangely.

"What did she mean, she had it all worked out?" whispered Sango to Miroku, as Kagome sat looking thoughtfully at the campfire. Night had fallen and Kagome had said that they had to 'get it over with quickly' so that they may be able to make it to the contest. Of course the group had no idea what the hell she was talking about.

"I don't know, let's just hope it's nothing rash." whispered Miroku to Sango.

Inuyasha was up in a tree sulking, he really didn't want to dance.

Suddenly Kagome jumped up. She turned to face them and said, "O.k.! The first one on the list is Sesshoumaru, right? That means we have to bring him here so that we may some how force him down the well!" Kagome bent down and rummaged through the things in her yellow rucksack mumbling what sounded like 'chloroform' and 'sack' and 'drag'.

Everyone gawped at her as though she were crazy, Inuyasha nearly fell out of his tree after he had heard the plan to make his full demon brother go through the well.

Kagome then straightened up and said cheerfully, "Right! Inuyasha! Use your nose and sniff out Sesshoumaru, Miroku, Sango, Shippou, I need you too, come with me!" she gestured with one arm, as she held a sack, some rope, and a small vial of smelly substance. This time Inuyasha did fall out the tree and he fiercely protested, but after seeing the murderous glare on Kagome's face he decided to drop it for fear of being another of her victims.

Inuyasha led the way, through the forest, Kagome close behind and the others trooping after them. Miroku and Sango gave each other nervous glances and Shippou was afraid of…well, he was just afraid.

They carried on walking deeper into the dark forest, until Kagome suddenly heard a loud sound, as if someone had stepped heavily onto a large twig. She looked behind her and asked Sango and Miroku,

"Did you hear that!"

"Hear what?" Said Miroku, rubbing his cheek where a large red handprint was marked.

Sango said nothing but was fuming, Kagome realized that it wasn't a twig that had snapped, but Sango's temper, the naughty monk had done something he shouldn't have.

"HEY! Are you guys comin' or not?" yelled Inuyasha way up ahead.

"Oh! Sorry!" cried Kagome, and ran up to him, still clutching the sack, rope and vial.

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Rin was chasing after Jaken happily, even though it was time for her to go to sleep.

Sesshoumaru stood staring at the full moon that shone through the treetops. He was thinking. I can't explain it, but I sense that something will happen tonight. I shall be alert, for I am not one to mess with.

Soon after, Rin settled down to sleep and Jaken was snoring away, Sesshoumaru stayed awake. He was sitting on the grass and leaning against a tree, listening out for any unusual sounds, his eyes focused, and sense of smell sharp.

Suddenly, out from behind the tree he was leaning on, a hand shot out and covered his mouth and nose with a handkerchief of a foul smelling substance. He was about to raise his hand to slash through the intruder but found he couldn't move. He felt sleepy, very sleepy, soon his eyes closed and he became completely unconscious.

Kagome felt Sesshoumaru become limp, and removed her hankie from his face.

"Pssssssst! Inuyasha! Everyone! You can come out now, he's out!" Kagome whispered.

Everyone crept out from behind the bushes and stared on in wonder at the unconscious demon lord.

"Kagome, what is that liquid and can I have some? I could really use that on him when he gets annoying." Said Inuyasha.

"It's called chloroform and it's available in my era. O.k. Inuyasha pass me that potato sack and hand me that rope." Kagome told him.

"O.k but I don't really see how-" Inuyasha started, confused, handing her what she asked for.

Kagome slipped the potato sack over Sesshoumaru's graceful, sleeping, head and pulled it over him until it went down to his knees. She then tied it around him securely with the rope, using a little help from a shocked Miroku and Sango. Shippou was with Rin and Jaken singing lullabies so that they wouldn't wake up. They didn't even stir.

"Okey dokey! That's him done!" Kagome exclaimed, taking out her crumpled list and ticking Sesshoumaru's name. "Inuyasha! Can you help me drag him to the well?" she asked.

Inuyasha was just staring with his mouth open at the potato sack which now held his brother.

"Inuyasha!" Kagome said sternly.

"Wha…?" he said as he looked up at her, waking up from his stupor. "Oh! WHY ME? Why can't Miroku drag him there?" He shouted waving a hand at the wide eyed monk.

"He's you're brother! YOU do it! Don't make me say the word!" Kagome added menacingly.

Inuyasha raised his hands in an 'I give up' gesture. "FINE!" he yelled.

And with that Inuyasha huffed and puffed as he dragged his unconscious brother by the ankles all the way to camp. However he took the advantage of walking along the rockiest part of the forest letting Sesshoumaru's head bump on each of the rocks, accidentally-on-purpose. WOOPS, did that hurt dear brother, Inuyasha smirked to himself.

Kagome, Miroku, Sango and Shippou followed him, leaving a sleeping Rin and Jaken behind.

"Inuyasha, we have to hurry! The chloroform will wear off soon!" Kagome cried.

"Quit worrying! We're nearly there!" Inuyasha shouted from up front, heaving the heavy potato sack.

Surely enough the campfire was coming into view through the trees. When the group arrived, the breathed out a sigh of relief, they were still alive.

Inuyasha plonked Sesshoumaru down near the well, smirking. He would treasure this moment forever, the sight of a large potato sack and Sesshoumaru's feet sticking out the end. He chuckled silently to himself.

"Well, Kagome-sama, whose next on the list" Miroku asked wearily.

Kagome grinned again,

"…Naraku…"

Everyone sighed heavily, apart from Inuyasha, who had a tick in his eye.

It was going to be a VERY long night.

A/N: Is it alright? Sorry I was so cruel to Sesshoumaru, it'll get better further on. Please let me know if you liked it or not! Read and Review! I thank you (author kneels and bows).