MUSIC BLAST! BUMPBUMPBUMPBUMP!(author pushes through a huge crowd of people dancing, while loud music plays) 'SCUSE ME! CUMIN THROUGH! (author shouts above the noise) HELLO PEOPLE! GUESS WHAT! MY PARENTS AREN'T IN, THEiR COMING BACK IN TWO DAYS! SO IT'S PARTY TIME! WOOOOOOO! (music gets cut off and everyone leaves, author stands alone) problem is I have to look after my little sister. Fgjimnhafgiaikudjana!
Disclaimer: must I waste precious typing time? You all know that I of course own…I mean DON'T own Inuyasha.
Chapter 4: Fly Swatting
Kagome walked behind Inuyasha, who was swiftly following Kagura's scent. Since her scent was in the night breeze it was no guess that she would have been aloft on her giant feather, away from her…family.
"The scent is getting stronger now," said Inuyasha.
"Perfect. Is it ready?" asked Kagome.
"Oh yeah, it's ready." Replied Inuyasha mysteriously.
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Kagura could feel the cool night breeze, playing with her hair as she flew on her feather. How she longed to be free of that oppressive monster. Still, she thought it strange Naraku hadn't found her or sent an insect to make her return to the palace. She shrugged her shoulders, and decided to enjoy these few moments of 'freedom'.
As she passed over the tops of the forest trees, she suddenly heard a high voice screech,
"NOW!"
Kagura looked before her; she didn't even have time to swerve as a big, giant, flyswatter knocked her out of the air. She fell to the ground with a thud, still conscious. She saw Kagome and Inuyasha, both holding the huge thing and with triumphant grins on their faces. Kagura seethed with rage.
"What the HELL do you think you're doing!" she screamed.
Inuyasha's grin disappeared, "Oh, you're still awake? I can fix that," and with that, he told Kagome to let go of the flyswatter and began violently squishing Kagura with it.
"Take that! SPLAT and that! SPLAT and this and that and that and this aaaaaand that! SPLAT SQUISH SPLAT SQUISH KERMEGASPLAT."
Kagome ran over to the maniac whose name was also Inuyasha and put her hand on his arm. "errrm…I think that's enough Inuyasha." She said nodding at the battered and unconscious Kagura on the ground.
"Oh, okay" mumbled. InuYasha
They dragged Kagura's limp body over to where Naraku's cage was and Kagome crossed her name off the list.
"Right! Now let's see…ah yes," She said as she tapped her finger on the next name.
"What, who the hell is next so we can get this over with." said Inuyasha moodily.
"You're bestest friend…Koga." She replied grinning at him.
Inuyasha stared at her angrily. "Ok, so how do we kill him, uh, I mean, smash him, I mean, torture him, I mean destroy him slowly so that he can die an excruciatingly painful death, I mean-" he blabbed quickly.
Kagome tapped her foot on the ground and put her hands on her hips, eyes narrowed.
"Actually, I was thinking of being the bait." She said as-a-matter-of-factly.
Inuyasha shook with rage, but controlled himself, "fine, see if I care." He pouted.
Kagome turned and began stomping off in the direction of the mountains. Ugh, sometimes Inuyasha can be sooooo annoying! Well not sometimes, ALL THE TIME!
A/N: sorry for the short chappie, I kind of find it hard to concentrate at 1am on a school night when I have to get up for school at 5am. Please read and review, preeetty pleeease? ´.
