Good evening… I'm sorry for the wait, I have to go on Saturdays to some community service from 12 till 6pm, and plus there's school 5 days a week from 7am till 3pm, which makes me tired out. But I love to update for all you lovely people! And I really appreciate these lovely people , for their reviews, thanks
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Chapter 5: Wolf Bait
Inuyasha grumbled and moaned as he went with Kagome to look for Kouga. They arrived at the foot of a mountain, it was huge and it looked like a dark monster against the night sky. Kouga was nowhere to be found.
"Oh well, I guess we can't find him. Lets go." Inuyasha said as he turned to walk away.
"Oh no you don't! come back here mister!" cried Kagome as she yanked him along, by the ear.
"Grrrrrrr!" he growled, as he was dragged closer to the huge mountain.
"I have an idea," said Kagome, not being able to see where Kouga was. She asked Inuyasha to hide at the foot of the mountain in a bush and should he come out she would sit him so hard his head would fall off. Inuyasha did as he was told because he wanted to live.
Kagome climbed to the top of the mountain and paused to catch her breath. She then took a deep breath and cupped her hands around her mouth,
"YOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! KOOOUUUUUUGAAAAA! I DON'T LIKE INUYASHA ANYMORE, CAN I BE YOU'RE WOMAN PLEASE?" She screamed, her voice echoed loudly around the mountain. Inuyasha had his ears covered and was shaking with rage at what Kagome was saying.
Kagome lowered her hands and waited. Surely enough a whirlwind was heading her way. Soon her hands were being grabbed by the handsome wolf leader. He stared happily into her eyes, she stared back nervously.
"Er…hi Kouga!" she squeaked.
"I knew you come to your senses! That stupid mutt wasn't good enough for you anyway, you shall come with me, be my woman and bear my pups!" Kouga said keenly.
Inuyasha, with his sensitive hearing, was desperately trying to control his anger, he bit his knuckle to stop himself jumping on top of Kouga and shredding him to pieces.
Kagome, who was getting kind of sweaty from nerves, put on a fake smile.
"Um, yeah, ok Kouga, I'll be you're woman" She said as she crossed her fingers mentally, "But let's talk about this somewhere else…how about the bone eater's well?" she suggested.
"Interesting place to talk…but ok!" agreed Kouga. He put his arm around Kagome's waist and was gone in a whirl of wind. Inuyasha was almost having a heart attack, but proceeded to follow the whirlwind.
Kouga stopped before the well and gently put Kagome down. Kagome thanked him. Ok I have to tell him.
"Um, Kouga?" she asked meekly.
"Yes Kagome?" he replied sweeping her hands up into his. At that precise moment, a rustling was heard and an angry looking Inuyasha appeared through the trees.
"Sorry! I had to lure you here somehow!" Kagome said apologetically. Kouga looked confused.
Inuyasha had a smug look on his face as he walked up to Kouga and punched him in the face. Hard.
"Wow Kagome that was a great plan." Said Inuyasha with a big grin on his face and with his hands on his hips.
"Uh…you didn't have to hit him." Kagome told him.
The grin didn't leave his face, "I know I didn't."
Kagome sighed heavily and shook her head at the unconscious Kouga on the grass.
"I'm sooooooo sorry Kouga." She apologised.
She took out the list and crossed off Kouga's name.
"I'm picking up Ayame's scent close by." Inuyasha said as he sniffed the night air.
"Well, that was Miroku and Sango's job, wasn't it?" Kagome said, and she thought about it. "Hold on, since she's nearby, and since we've got Kouga…"
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Ayame had smelt Kouga, she followed the scent so that she could find him and somehow convince him to be her mate. She could sense his presence close by.
Suddenly she was at a funny looking well. She was confused, why would Kouga be here? But then, there lingered the scent of that human wench. Ayame clenched her fists. She heard a rustling, and she whirled around to see a dark figure in between the trees. Kouga!
She squealed, "Kouga! I knew I'd find you!" She made her way over to him.
Kagome jumped out from behind a bush and tackled Ayame to the ground. Soon Ayame was tied up and wriggling in the grass.
"Inuyasha you can come out now!" cried Kagome towards the dark figure. Inuyasha stepped out from between the trees and let go of Kouga, who was still unconscious. Kouga had served as a kind puppet and Inuyasha had hidden behind him as Ayame had arrived. Inuyasha sniffed his kimono and grimaced.
"Yuck! I stink of mangy wolf!" He complained loudly.
"Oh quit complaining!" Said Kagome. She crossed Ayame's name off the list.
"I wonder how Sango and Miroku are doing?" she pondered.
"We're doing just fine!" cried a voice from behind them.
Sango was on top of Kirara and Kohaku was in front of her. Miroku dragged a big net along and it held a squirming Hakudoushi and Kanna. Shippou was on top of Miroku's shoulder grinning at the way the two fidgeted.
"We couldn't find Ayame anywhe-" began Miroku, he looked down and spotted an angry looking Ayame, gagged and bound in the grass. "Ah." He said simply.
"Where's Naraku and Kagura?" Sango asked.
"Oh! I'd completely forgotten about them! We'd better hurry up or they'll start waking up soon!" exclaimed Kagome. "Inuyasha go get them!" she told him.
Inuyasha was still wiping, and picking wolf hairs off him, making faces. "Huh? Why do I have to go?" he yelled. Then he remembered his little Naraku-poking game. He grinned. "Oh…Ok!" he said. And he was off.
Kagome rubbed her hands together evilly, "Soon everything will be ready!" she chuckled.
Every one took a step away from her in fear.
A/N: I know all you Kouga lovers are gonna hate me for being mean to the poor guy! But as I said before it'll get better soon. Please read and review!
