Laws of Love: Chapter 12:
"Reducto!" They all chorused, pointing their different colored and sized wands at the door.
For a moment nothing happen, then all of a sudden 20 heart shaped balloons shot out of the key hole, straight into Ron's face.
"BLOODY BUGGER!" he roared, flinging his arms widely away, smacking away balloons, smashing his body furiously into the door, "OPEN UP! OPEN UP YOU SILLY, ANNOYING, WOODY, PINK AND WOODLIKE MONSTROSITY! BLOODY OPEN ALREADY!"
"Ron," Hermione said softly, patting his shoulder consolingly, "It's just a door."
Ron rounded on her, positively fuming, "Just a door? JUST A DOOR? HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT! IT'S…IT'S….IT'S A CONSPIRACY AGAINTS US! HAA! THAT'S IT INNIT! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I GOT YOU ALL FIGURED OUT! A CONSPIRACY, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Ron started running around the small, cupboard with his hands up and around, flaying madly, laughing manically, "HAHAHAHAHHAHA!"
"Ron, please!" Hermione hissed.
She stared helplessly at Tonks and Remus who seemed to be caught in a silent lap of giggles, "Wont you help?" she pleased. Tonks shookd her head, stuffing her hand in her mouth to supress the laughter.
Hermione turned her back on them and slammed her head several times into the wall, "Merlin, if you hear me…get me out of here…"
Ron stopped laughing and looked at Hermione with great interest as she was pounding her head impatiently against a broom, "What are you doing?"
Hermione stopped and turned to face him, she blinked a few times and sighed, "I'm going insane…"
"Oh okay, I'm sorry about that you are going insane…so am I actually…its just…..I'm a bit claustrophobic."
Hermione stared at him, her mouth twitching, "Wait-wha?"
"I'm claustrophobic….you knows…go all crazy in confined spaces…get all afraid and maniacal…" Ron explained conversationally.
"Oh." Hermione said dumbly, "Oh right. Didn't know that."
"Well now you do." Ron said bracingly.
Hermione smiled feebly, and slid down the wall in a sitting position, "I'm tired." She stated. "Me too." Ron said,coming to sit down next to her, while Tonks and Remus sat down across from them.
The closet didn't provide much space, and it was rather stuffy. Ron whimpered a bit and Hermione knew why, she was almost suffocating too.
"I hate Dumbledore." Tonks pouted.
"We've tried everything already." Remus sighed.
"Except snogging." Ron proposed hopefully.
"You can forget that mista!" Tonks exclaimed, "I'm not snogging Remus in front of anybody!"
"Ditto that." Hermione breathed.
"Are you inclining that you would snog Remus, if no one was there?" Ron asked suspiciously, his voice quivering a bit.
"No yuck, sorry professor, I meant you Ron, you dummy."
"None taken." Remus said with a flicker of a smile, "Call me Remus, Hermione, please."
Hermione grinned and quickly kissed Ron's cheek who smirked, "I thought we weren't going to snog?"
"This is not snogging, it's called pecking."
"Ah." Ron said, slightly disappointed.
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Two hours had passed, no one had found them yet, and Tonks was devising schemes on how to kill Dumbledore painfully.
"How about we throw him in a pot of boiling Mirtuk's Sap? I hear it stings quite badly, and it smells horrible." She proposed, quickly listing her other cruel ways of murder on her hands, then she re-counted them and smiled brightly, "No, I think leaving him in the forest wearing nothing but his lucky boxers and his favorite pair of socks which are drenched in cow blood to attract nasty hungry animals will do."
"Dumbledore has lucky boxers?" Ron asked interestedly.
"Not yet, but I'll get him some….how does pink sound?"
"No, get a peachy colored one with flying "how-to-masturbate-instruction books" printed on to it." Hermione said, earning a raised eyebrow from Remus.
"Uhm no." Ron said plainly.
"BAM!" "Get in there Fred, now, go!" "Wait, ah, George!" "Oh no, he's coming, DIVE!" "SHUT THE DOOR!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Hermione and Ron were pressed tightly against the wall, yet they managed to scream "No" when George proposed shutting the door.
Remus let out a roar when the door slammed shut by the hands of Fred, who turned around, clearly surprise that they weren't alone, "Hello." He said brightly, "Hiding from some?"
"No." Tonks hissed through her teeth, pushing George off her, who fell back onto Ron and Hermione, which were already quite squished.
"Dumbledore locked us up, well...he locked Ron and Hermione up. Remus and I just fell for the trap." Tonks explained, de-pinning herself from the wall so that she towered over Fred and George, who shrunk away.
"That wasn't very smart was it now?" Fred joked feebly, but regretted it when he saw Tonks glower at him, "We have been in here for 4 hours! If you guys could just have held open that door a bit longer, we would have been able to get out!" she yelled.
"No, wait. It's not our fault. And the door wasn't locked was it? We could open it." George pointed out.
"Its locked from the inside, and will only unlock itselfwhen the couple that are in this cupboard are attempting to bake brownies!"
"Bake brownies? I don't - Oooooohh, I get it. Jee, that sucks. But that door can't expect me to hit it off with Fred can it? I mean euw."
"Yeah, I agree." Ron said, gagging.
"Well, it might open if you guys try to." Said Remus hopefully.
Fred shrugged and grabbed the door knob; he turned it slowly to create the suspense and pushed open the door.
"FREEDOM!" Ron exclaimed, diving out of the cupboard and rolling onto the floor, which he kissed desperately.
Hermione jumped out and about, making circles as she hoped from one foot to another, chanting, "We are out, we are out!"
Remus pulled Tonks out with him, and kissed her passionately, ignoring Fred and George's gasps.
Tonks pulled away after some time and exclaimed, "LETS GO GET DUMBLEDORE!"
"Yeah!" Ron roared, scrambeling up and heading for the end of the corridor.
"I gotta see this." George whispered to Fred, who grinned as he watched the others leave, saying stuff like, "He's going to regret it." "Yeah! Thats right." "Hey, do you know any painful spells, Hermione?" "I thinkI do, I know a skull crusher one...but I'm not sure if Madam Pompfrey could heal that." "Thats not the point innit?" "Ron! We just want a little revenge, we dont want to kill him." "Hmpf, he deprived me off a snog session, he can die." "Well technically, I did not, Mr. Weasley. I was actually aiming for you guys to get some time alone, its a shame Tonks and Remus joined you however." "GET HIM!"
