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Chapter 18: Food Fight!
It was as if everything was moving in slow motion.
Kikyo, with all the strength she could muster, threw the squishy burger filling straight at Naraku's head and everyone held their breath, except Kagura, who seemed to be enjoying the fact that Naraku would get hit.
Naraku saw the filling fly closer and closer to his face, he was frozen to the spot, but he managed to protect himself with one of his barriers just in time. The burger filling bounced of the surface of the barrier and landed with a plop onto the floor.
"Hahahahahahaha! Didn't hit me!" Naraku jeered. Everyone went back to their food upon seeing that there wouldn't be any action, and began eating noisily once again. Kikyo, however, refused to calm herself into submission and she shook with irrepressible anger. Images of everything that had happened to her popped up in her head, Her capture, the pole, the pairing up with the idiot who now sat opposite her laughing manically, the throwing up… she was just about cheesed off with the whole situation. So to match her mood, she grabbed a large piece of cheese from a plate and tested its weight; she lifted her arm and hurled it in Naraku's direction.
Naraku was still laughing away, "Hahahaha- EH?" Spotting the big piece of cheese coming his way, Naraku speedily put up his barrier once again and the cheese ricocheted off it, but this time hitting Kouga on the side of his head.
"OOOOOW! WHAT THE-" yelled Kouga, rubbing his head and angrily looking for whoever had thrown the cheese. Naraku was laughing his butt off at Kikyo's failed attempt to hit him and didn't notice Kouga glaring furiously in his direction. Kouga growled and seized his half eaten hotdog and threw it, mustard and all, at Naraku, but it merely bounced off his now permanent barrier, hitting Inuyasha smack on the nose.
Inuyasha became livid. "WHY YOU-!" He grabbed the nearest doughnut and hurled it at Kouga, who quickly ducked, and Ayame received a face full of the jam filled dessert. She stood up angrily and reached for her chicken pie and flung it at Inuyasha, but Kagome pushed him out of the way. The chicken pie flew past and landed with a splat against the wall.
"Hey! Stop throwing food at Inuyasha!" yelled Kagome at Ayame. Inuyasha picked himself off the floor and gave an angry glare at Kouga who returned it with similar fierceness.
"Then you'd better tell him to quit chucking food at Kouga, bitch!" Ayame screamed back. Kagome became enraged.
"Was that a threat?" Kagome screeched.
"It sure as hell was!" Ayame shrieked. Kagome was beside herself with rage and got hold of some mashed potato, while a furious Ayame grabbed a peeled banana and both girls threw what they had in their hands at each other. Kagome dropped to the ground and the banana hit Sango on the shoulder. Ayame ducked and the mashed potato flew past her and onto Naraku's barrier, where it bounced off and landed on Kikyo's head. Kagome gulped. Ooops. Kikyo glowered at Kagome and her mash potato filled hand. She picked up an apple pie and lobbed it Kagome's way. Sango shakily put down her fork and peeled the now squashed banana off her shoulder, took a handful of her salad and tossed it at Ayame.
Inuyasha screamed Kagome's name and caught the apple pie that zoomed towards her, throwing it back at a surprised Kikyo, who bent down making him miss her. But it didn't miss entirely. Kagura stood up abruptly, her chair scraping back, and she angrily unpeeled the apple pie from her forehead.
"Why you stupid-" She snarled, reaching out for some brownies and flung them at Inuyasha.
There was chaos in the cafeteria.
Food was being thrown in all directions, no sides were taken, it was each for his own. There were shrieks, yells, battle cries, swearing, and maniacal laughter from Naraku's part since he was the only one with protection. Miroku didn't involve himself in the food fight, he being a holy man and a pacifist at that. Sesshoumaru simply sat and observed them all with a bored expression, occasionally flicking his energy whip here and there at stray bits of airborne food that got too close to his impeccable person.
"TAKE THIS JERK!"
"YOU ARE SOOOO GONNA PAY FOR THAT!"
"HEY LOOK THIS WAY!...HAHA! GOTCHA!"
"NO FAIR! I WASN'T READY!"
"EEEEEW! THAT WAS SQUISHY!"
"CRRRAAAAAAAAAAP! MY EYEEEE!YOU HIT MY EYE! TAKE THAT BASTARD!"
"MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!"
Sango grabbed food with both hands and flung it in all directions; she seized a burger bun and was just about to hurl it when another piece of flying cheese knocked it right out of her hand. SPLAT! It landed on the side of Miroku's head. He stared at her in surprise. Sango gasped.
"I'm so sorry houshi-sama, I didn't mean-"
She glared angrily at him and at the stupid grin plastered on his face. SLAP! "Hentai!"
She got hold of a chocolate covered doughnut and smooshed it in his face. She 'humph'ed and continued throwing more food. Miroku put his finger in the chocolaty mess and placed it in his mouth.
"Mmmm! Delicious!"
Naraku was having the most fun there, his tentacles allowed him to throw many pieces of food in one go and at many unsuspecting people. What was even more enjoyable was the fact that no one could hit him back because his barrier was always up. Oh how he took pleasure in getting people mad. He frowned for a moment, picked up a cream pie and then grinned evilly, the only person he hadn't managed to hit was Sesshoumaru…
Sesshoumaru was getting extremely bored with the situation. He glanced at Kagura, she was covered in filthy human food and was acting just as badly as the others, what a poor excuse for a demoness. A large cream pie whizzed towards his face, but he calmly flicked his whip through it. However, one tiny, itty bitty, weeny speck of cream landed on his cheek. Rage whirled around inside him as he wiped the cream off his perfect face with one finger. He fought to keep his anger under control as he slowly rose up from his chair.
No one noticed the demon lord stand, they were much too busy yelling, screaming, throwing, and in Naraku's case, laughing to become aware of the piercing glares he was giving them.
Sesshoumaru had had enough. He slammed his hand upon the table, hard.
"Enough!" he bellowed
Everyone ceased and stared fearfully at the enraged demon lord, food dripping out of their lifted hands.
"I am disgusted with this juvenile behaviour. Never before have I seen such appalling conduct, and coming from adults, if I am correct in saying so, since you are all acting too childishly for me to believe it. You will behave accordingly of your respective ages and I for one will not tolerate this type of situation repeating itself in my presence, have I made myself clear?" He said in a dangerously quiet tone.
They all hung their heads in shame and mumbled their 'yes's, slowly dropping the food from their hands. Naraku took down his barrier, sighing.
"Be grateful that I have spared each of your worthless lives." Sesshoumaru told them coldly.
Gulps were heard around the room, everybody plopped down into their chairs and did their best to tidy themselves up. Naraku sighed again, the fun was over but at least he had managed to hit-
SPLAT!
Naraku spluttered and wiped the cream from his eyes. All heads were turned towards Sesshoumaru, who didn't even seem to have moved at all. Sesshoumaru's lip quirked up slightly, then he turned and exited the cafeteria.
The heads turned back to Naraku. Inuyasha looked at Kouga and Kouga looked at Inuyasha, they both grinned as they thought the same thing. Inuyasha picked up some mashed potato and Kouga grabbed some soggy lettuce, and they both heaved it at a cream covered Naraku, who, being too occupied with wiping cream from his face, failed to notice the flying bits of food coming towards him.
SPLAT! SPLOOSH!
Naraku cried out in surprise, he tried to put up his barrier but failed. Everyone gave each other mischievous glances, grabbed whatever they could get their hands on and proceeded to launch what they had at a now defenceless Naraku.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Naraku screamed. He put his hands in front of his face vainly attempting to protect himself.
"KYAAAAAAAAA! THAT'S FOR HITTING ME IN THE FACE!" yelled Kikyo flinging doughnuts wildly.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! THIS IS FER….! EVERYTHING!" roared Inuyasha pelting Naraku with hotdogs.
"THIS IS FOR CONTROLLING MY HEART!" shrieked Kagura, violently smooshing a handful of marshmellows in Naraku's face.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! MY HAIR! NO NOT THE FACE!NOT THE FACE!" Naraku screeched loudly.
And so it continued.
Everyone managed to heap their revenge on the evil hanyou until they were exhausted. Inuyasha and Kouga continued tossing bits of food at Naraku feebly, both panting from fatigue. The filthy, sticky, slimy bunch collapsed back into their chairs, a few of them tittering weakly at the huge pile of food in which Naraku was currently buried.
Just then, light footsteps were heard approaching. The cafeteria doors swung open to reveal Mr Tippytoes, who gasped in shock at the sight of them.
"Goodneth, graciouth me!" He shrieked, putting both hands on his cheeks and lifting one foot up behind him as he jumped.
Kagome became frenzied, oh no! He'll kick us out for sure! whatdoIdowhatdoIdo?
She stood up shakily, "I am soooo sorry Mr Tippytoes, we didn't mean-" she began
"Now doethn't thith look fun!" He squealed excitedly. Kagome gawped at him in disbelief.
"Can I join in?" He asked keenly. Kagome pulled herself together.
"Erm… we've finished I'm afraid." Kagome said anxiously. Mr Tippytoes seem evidently disappointed.
"Oh. Never mind, another time then. Now let'th get you out of thothe filthy clotheth, you've all got three hourth of danthing left for today!" he exclaimed.
Kagome looked around nervously at the mess they'd made of the cafeteria. Mr Tippytoes noticed this and snapped his fingers.
"Don't worry, Dorith will clean up here! Oh Doriiiiiith!" he called out.
Doris arrived at the scene and after understanding what her task was to be, she almost died of a heart attack.
"Come now everyone, follow meeeee!" sang Mr Tippytoes. The grimy bunch trudged along after him grumbling at how they smelt.
Doris was left in the cafeteria. Her mouth opened and closed like a fish, her eyes wide open in disbelief. What a mess! She slowly traipsed off to find her cleaning materials, mumbling to herself.
Out from under the vast pile of food came a muffled voice.
"Uh, hello?...Aren't you forgetting someone?" Said Naraku in a stifled tone of voice.
His hand appeared from beneath the mashed potato and he waved it about weakly.
"Don't leave me here!" he cried, he added in a quieter tone, "I don't like the dark! Sob!"
Doris came back in with her mop and rag and began scrubbing at the walls, ignoring the sobbing pile of food as she concentrated on torturing Mr Tippytoes in her head.
A/N: I finally finished this chapter! The power went out in my area for 1 DAY AND A HALF! I hate thunderstorms! Anyway, please read and review, I'm serious about the bats. There are actually two bats that come out at night around my house, I call the biggest one Van and the smallest Pyre (dead original, that's me!) but they're not ready to submit to my commands just yet. Oh well.
