A/N: Ok… Now time for that cliffie from hell to go on… To be honest, even I don't know how this fic will turn out and what the final pairings will be… I write what I feel and that's all. Well, what do you expect from a girl whose boyfriend is a chick-boy jerk but still loves him anyhow!

Yume: Hey! I'm out! Anyways, stop getting to emotional, PH, you might get a panic attack or something. Here's a paper bag… Breathe!

PH: -breathes deeply into the bag- Argh… Say the disclaimer for me, guys.

Akuya: Gods, do we have to?

Akune and Renz: Yes, we do! Now… Go pink!

Akuya: O.o Whoah… You two agreed on something for once!

Disclaimer: The. Pristine. Harbinger. Does. Not. Own. Shaman. King. Period.

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Chapter 3: Calling the Exorcist

February 2, 2005

Mission Log No. 2

Things are not really going according to plan. But I have an ally on my side. According to database, her name is Pirika Usui and is sister to a certain Horokeu Usui. She is in love with a certain Tao Ren. I think she will prove to be a formidable ally in this mission. My actions last night will still prove to cause some damage.

'Till then, I am keeping a close watch on Pirika Usui, she seems a bit interesting to study.Actually, she is the first personI have met that has the ability to see agod. I will check on Jeanne later to see why she has this ability.

I have to repair the damage, but Operation: Ice Maiden is still in action.

Asakura Hao

The sun was still low in the horizon when Pirika Usui opened her heavy eyelids. She sat up suddenly and found herself lying on her bed. She blinked a couple of times and rubbed her eyes. Everything looks kind of normal, but a strange feeling was creeping up inside her. Her eyes darted to every part of the room, like she was scanning it furiously.

"Hao?" she called out loud and nobody answered.

Was it all… a dream?

"No it's wasn't."

Pirika turned her head and saw Hao propped up on the wall with his arms crossed, like he'd been waiting for her to wake up. He was dressed in something different that day. He'd put the pink tuxedo aside and was now wearing a light powder pink shirt with buttons and a white inside shirt. He wore casual cargo jeans with a pink belt.

"You really like pink, don't you?" Pirika chuckled.

"So what?" Hao turned a little red on the face, "It's my… uh… uniform, ok? Zeus made me wear it." (A/N: Now you know why Hao wears pink, Carlos Vinci!)

"Zeus made the right decision, you look really nice in pink," Pirika grinned but then turned a bit panicky, "What happened! That thing just… Blew up!"

"Yes it did," Hao clicked his tongue, "It turns out that it would have consequences once it is handled by mortals such as you."

"And those consequences are?"

"I'm not exactly sure yet," Hao fished his cellphone from his pocket, "Jeanne, I need update, now!"

"Hao, we have a problem," Jeanne was biting her lip, "A really big problem."

"What? I haven't got all day."

"Hormone and Neurotransmitter levels are off the chart on your area!" Jeanne exclaimed, "The Balance is going berserk! Hao, what is going on?"

"It was that stupid love potion of my mom's," Hao muttered, cursing under his breath, "A mortal held it-"

"You let a mortal hold it!" Jeanne yelled over the receiver, "What the f---, Hao! You are the most idiotic person I ever had the misfortune to-"

"Stop it, I'm still your boss, remember?" Hao smirked.

"What's going on?" Pirika inquired with her hands on her hips.

"The Neurotransmitter and Hormone Levels are going berserk in this area," Hao explained, "You do know what that means, don't you?"

"Ahhh… Of course…" Pirika nodded her head in agreement, "I don't get it."

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Kyouyama Anna yawned and stretched her arms up in the air. She had been sleeping like a rock, perfect for the atmosphere of the morning. It was Exam Week and she knew that even if she hasn't studied, she'll still top the exams. She got up from where she was sleeping and went into the bathroom to wash her face and look at herself in the mirror. She tugged on her white shirt and- wait, a white shirt? Wasn't she wearing her pyjamas last night?

Anna looked at herself hurriedly in the mirror and screamed.

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Asakura Yoh himself was also getting out of bed. He had heard someone scream and figured that it was just a rat or something. His head was spinning as he got up and he steadied himself on the wall. He scratched his chest and found out that he had two lumps that weren't there last night. He hurried to Anna's room and found that he was staring at his own reflection.

"What the-?"

"It's me, idiot," Anna looked as though she was trying to keep calm.

"Anna… I…" Yoh gulped and grabbed the two lumps, "I have… boobs…"

"I noticed," Anna rolled her eyes, "What's going on?"

"Anna, what's the matter?" Tamao had woken up and saw the scene, "Why are you holding your-"

"I'm Anna," Anna (in Yoh's body) said, "We got, I don't know, soul swapped or something. And Yoh's in my body."

"I have boobs..." Yoh seemed as though he was dazed.

"Are you screwing with me, Yoh?" Tamao asked shyly.

"No! I'm serious!" Anna snapped at her, "Ask me a question only I would know."

"What's your favorite Korean soap opera?"

"Lovers in Paris," Anna answered, "My favorite episode is when Vivian took Carlo dancing in Carlo's apartment."

"Oh my God, Anna," Tamao looked as if she was about to faint, "Call the exorcist!"

"What's going on?" Pirika appeared on the doorway with Horo.

"I have boobs!" Yoh exclaimed.

"They've swapped souls!" Tamao exclaimed, "It's true, I'm not playing with you!"

"Haha!" Horo rolled over, laughing, "That's classic! You guys swapped souls! Bwahahahahahahahahaha- ow!"

"Shut up, Horo!" Pirika had kicked her brother and went to confront Hao.

"Oh my god, I have boobs... Huh? What's with her?" Yoh (in Anna's body) asked Horo.

"Beats me."

"Hello?" Anna called their attention, "Did anyone notice that I am a man?"

Pirika stormed to her room and faced Hao angrily.

"What did you do! Annagot changed intoYoh and Yoh is acting crazy about his boobs!" she glared at him, "What the hell did you do!"

"It wasn't me, it was the potion last night," Hao figured, "And somehow, the whole town's affected by it. I don't know how, but it is. Wait a second."

"You have to bring it all back to normal! You have to!" Pirika begged as Hao brought his cellphone to his ear.

"Jeanne?" Hao said into the cellphone, "How could we bring it back to normal?"

"You can't," Jeanne shook her head, "It has to bring itself back, which will take about one to two weeks."

"Oh great," Hao said, exasperated, "I'm sorry, Pirika, but we have to wait until the spell dispels itself. It'll take one to two weeks until things go back to normal. But right now, the best thing we could do is to continue with my plans."

"Plans?"

"I have to bring those two together, no matter what," Hao told her.

"I'll arrange a room for you," Pirika bit her lip, "I'll make sure nobody finds you until you finish your work."

"You'll do that? Why?" Hao looked surprised, "After what I did?"

"You're not the only one who wants to see those two together, now," Pirika smirked, "You can take the room next to mine. You can only enter it through my room, so you're safe."

"Er…" Hao looked as though he couldn't get the words out of his mouth, "Um… Thanks."

"No prob," Pirika winked, "Now stay there, I'm going to bring you some breakfast later. Damn, I'm still in my PJ's."

Pirika made her way down the stairs and found that Ren and Jun were already with the gang. Jun was looking a bit nervous and was fixing her hair now and then. She smiled at Ren, who was as grim as ever. Anna was pursing her lips and was on the verge of telling all of them off.

"Er… Good morning," Pirika tried to lighten up the atmosphere, but Anna sighed deeply.

"Have you seen Ryu?" Jun asked her.

"Not really," Pirika took her spoon and started to eat the porridge that Tamao had prepared.

"I think that's him coming in now," Horo looked out the window and opened the door to let a flustered Ryu in.

"They're coming to get me!" Ryu screamed breathlessly, going red in the face.

"What do you mean?" Ren asked.

"Oh no, he's gone insane," Tamao muttered.

"No he's not," Anna approached Ryu and kicked him in the shins, "What happened?"

"Stop it! You're hurting him!" Jun went to Ryu and calmed him down, "There, there now, Ryu-chan… What happened? You can tell me, right?"

"They're chasing me, Miss Jun!" Ryu bawled out, "They're coming!"

As if by cue, the ground started shaking under their feet. Horo looked out the window and put on a terrified face.

"Crap!" Horo yelled at them in horror, "Come look at this!"

They all gathered with Horo and looked out the window. A mob of screaming fan girls was gathering outside the gate, screaming to get in. They were all chanting the same thing and had the same thing on their placards:

"WE LOVE YOU, RYU!"

"This is a nightmare!" Horo was now bunched up on the floor with his head in his hands, "They're going to tear down the house!"

"Go and tell them off, Yoh," Anna demanded.

"Why me?"

"Go!"

Yoh (in Anna's body) appeared out the door and the fan girls stopped screaming long enough to look at him.

"Uh, Ryu's not here right now," Yoh muttered in his own voice, "Um… He… uh… left town! Yeah, that's right, he left town!"

"Aw man…" the girls started walking away and crying.

Yoh entered the house again and Ryu took a deep breath. In any case, everyone looked a bit relieved.

"They're gone," Yoh said.

"Thank goodness!" Jun started hugging Ryu and everyone stared at her, "I wouldn't let anyone harm you, Ryu…"

"Oh my God," Ren looked away, "I think I'm going to puke."

"Right behind you," Horo agreed.

"Are we going to school or what?" Anna demanded, still in Yoh's white shirt and PJ's, "I'm going to take a shower."

"Wait," Yoh said, "My clothes are in the closet and wear my uniform, not yours."

What on earth has he done? Pirika bit her lip again. Anna and Yoh swap souls and the whole town and even Jun is in love with Ryu! This is going to be a busy week…

Yoh and Anna started dressing up and getting used to putting on each other's clothes. Anna was dressing in the closet and Yoh was in the room itself. They were silent all the way until Yoh said:

"Can I wear my earphones?"

"Why not?"

"Um… Anna?"

"Yep?"

"Since we're going to be spending a lot of time together from now on, can we get to know each other better, then?" Yoh asked while putting on Anna's skirt.

"Hmm? We'll see about that."

"And Anna?"

"What?"

"I don't like your boobs."

"Well... like them, Baka!"

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A/N: Crappy chapter, wasn't it? I've been racking my brains for a better one, but it just can't cut it! And it was just so horrifying! I mean, Ryu and Jun? And see what'll happen when Manta arrives! I'm so busy with school work these days that I hardly have enough time to write my stories! Sorry... I can't reply to you guys... This is all the precious timeI have...T.T Anyways, thank you to all you who reviewed me! Warm fuzzies to all of you! Weeeeee!