CuteYami: OK, finally, here it is! The second chapter of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Mad Roadtrip!
Yami Bakura: It's about bloody time!
CuteYami: Whatever, now after the Truth or Dare Game the gang come up with another idea.
Kaiba: Oh no! My head.
CuteYami: OK, let's continue!
Chapter 2-Late Night Karaoke
As the game of Truth or Dare finished, the gang sat round, attempting to think of something else to do. Yami noticed that Yami Bakura was missing and left the room, walking towards the bathroom and paused when he was sure he heard something. He peered in and watched Bakura singing to 'It's My Life', he pulled out his camcorder and filmed it.
"I don't want to live forever!" Yami Bakura sang, then mumbled inaudibly until he increased the volume. "Oh fuck! It's my Knife! I get to rip your head off! Shove it down the toilet! I am going to cut off Kaiba's hair! It's my Knife!"
Yami couldn't hold camcorder still, he burst out laughing and ran down the corridor.
"Oh shit! Come back here Pharaoh!" Bakura yelled.
Yami jumped back into the party room and collapsed on the floor beside Yugi and Joey, laughing uncontrollably.
"What's with the Pharaoh?" Marik asked.
Vicky took the camcorder and rewound the footage to the bathroom. Joey, Yugi, Tea, Serenity, Marik, Yami Marik, Bakura and Yami, once he calmed down, watched. Yami Bakura ran in.
"Oh fuck!" he swore.
"I don't want to live forever!" Bakura sang, then mumbled inaudibly until he increased the volume. "Oh fuck! It's my Knife! I get to rip your head off! Shove it down the toilet! I am going to cut off Kaiba's hair! It's my Knife!"
Once it was over, the group roared with laughter and looked at Yami Bakura.
"Hey, Tomb Robber! I never knew you were such a pop star!" Yami Marik laughed.
"What'll you sing next?" Joey chuckled.
"Shut up, mother fuckers!" Yami Bakura yelled.
"I…have…an…idea!" Yugi choked.
The laughter began to die down and everyone turned to Yugi.
"What about a 'Late Night Karaoke'!" Yugi suggested. "I'm sure Kaiba has a karaoke machine!"
"He does. It's over there" Ishizu called.
The group rushed over and began their new game.
"Who'll go first?" Yugi asked.
"Bakura again!" Yami Marik laughed. "He seems to love karaoke!"
"Yeah!" Joey chuckled.
The others stared at Yami Bakura who stepped up next to the karaoke machine and snatched the microphone from Yugi who set a song. He jumped from the stage as it began playing, suddenly "The Shadows of the Night" started playing. The others watched eagerly, Yami, Yami Marik, Joey and Destiny pulled out their camcorders, pointing them at Bakura.
"Fuck!" Bakura shouted.
"The others stared at him, camcorders still going.
Fuck, fuck, 1, 2 fuck!" Bakura sang. "Party, party! Yami Yami Gummy Bears! Yami Yami Gummy Bears. They never die! Ice cream land! Willy Wonka! I am paying a sis because I fuck up the volume! I fucked up the volume! And I'm going to eat ice cream with the Shadows of the Night!"
The others laughed, cheered and whooped as the song continued, Bakura went back to the original words and continued until the song finished. The others cheered when it finished, Yami Marik and Marik sniggered among the others. Yami Bakura jumped down and glared around, trying to find someone to pick on.
"Alright. I'll choose now. Yami Marik!" Yami Bakura yelled.
Yami Marik climbed onto the stage and Yami Bakura picked a song. Once he returned to the others the first Pokemon theme song started up, the others roared in laughter. But Yami Marik used the song to his advantage, changing the words into threats and such.
"You fuck me and I'll fuck you!" Yami Marik sniggered. "Pokemon! Gotta kill em all. Gotta kill em all, Pokemon!"
The others awaited the next victim for the karaoke, Yami Marik looked around.
"Yugi!" Yami Marik shouted.
"Uh! Fine" Yugi sighed.
Yam Marik set the song and raced to his camcorder. Yugi looked up at the speaker as he awaited the song, then YMCA started playing, the others chuckled. As Yugi started singing, he was obviously trying to build up a following in dancing. They watched and chuckled as Yugi started dancing, the girls started joining in.
"It's fun to stay at the YMCA!" Yugi sang. "It's fun to stay at the YMCA. They have everything that you need to enjoy. You can hang out with all the boys!"
Yami and Joey started filming the girls dancing about in the small crowd.
"It's fun to stay at the YMCA! It's fun to stay at the YMCA! You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal. You can do whatever you feel!" Yugi continued.
The party-like feeling continued until the song finished and the girls stopped jumping around. Yugi stopped singing and looked around, looking for a victim to follow. He pointed to Destiny, who then jumped onto the stage and waited for the new song to start.
"Ain't thinking 'bout Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday's alright. Ain't thinking 'bout Thursday or Friday cause tonight's Saturday Night!" Destiny sang. "Everything's over on a Saturday Night!"
More joining in with the jumping and dancing as the party songs continued. The group became more spread out over the room, however, those filming remained still, although they did resort to moving about the room.
"And everything's gonna be OK, cause it's a Saturday!" Destiny finished.
The group continued cheering as Destiny looked at them. She set a song and stared at Joey. Joey whimpered and jumped onto the stage, he grabbed the microphone as the song blared out.
"Oh man!" Joey moaned. "Who let the Dongs out? Who, who, who?"
Kaiba, Yami Marik, Marik and Yami Bakura burst out in laughter at the sight of Joey singing about the dogs.
"This song is perfect for Wheeler!" Kaiba chuckled.
"Shaddup!" Serenity shouted.
Kaiba didn't thought and Joey reluctantly continued with the song.
"Who let the Dogs out?" Joey sang. "Who, who, who? Who let the Dogs out?"
Once the song finished, Joey sighed with relief and panted. He glared at Kaiba and set a song, he then jumped down.
"All yours, Rich Boy" Joey sneered.
"I wonder what woof-boy's set" Kaiba sighed.
He looked at the screen and sighed.
"What is it big brother?" Mokuba asked.
"I wish he didn't" Kaiba sighed.
Mokuba stared up at his brother, Ishizu did the same. As the instrumental introduction started, the yamis began laughing. Kaiba stared singing, once he had the other gasped in disbelief, he was actually singing the song.
"You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful it's true" Kaiba mumbled. "I saw your face, in a crowded place. And I don't know what to do. Cause I'll never be with you!"
The others continued to stare in silence, the only movement was Ishizu gently swaying side to side with the melody. When the song finally ended, the yamis continued their sniggering, Kaiba glared at them.
"That
was priceless!" Yami Marik chuckled.
"I am so glad I
got that" Yami sniggered.
Kaiba set the song and departed from the stage.
"Since you haven't had a go, you're up Yami" Kaiba sneered.
As Yami passed his camcorder to Vicky and walked onto the stage, Kaiba grinned.
"What did you do Seto?" Mokuba asked.
Yami stared at the screen and almost fainted, Kaiba had set Aqua's "Barbie Girl". Yami sighed and looked at the others, he smirked as he had a solution. The music started, Kaiba, Mokuba, Yami Marik, Yami Bakura and Marik started laughing, Yami grabbed the microphone and started.
"Barbie's such a bitch! She is such a witch" Yami sang. "I really hate her, why does Ken date her?"
Kaiba gasped at Yami performance, he had wriggled out of the trap Kaiba had set.
"…Just to do him, we just wanna screw him!" Yami continued.
"Shit! He changed the words! I'll get him!" Kaiba growled.
Yami finished and pointed to Ishizu who came on stage, Yami picked a song and jumped down and was given the camcorder by Vicky. Spice Girls "Spice Up Your Life" started playing and Ishizu nervously sang. Marik groaned while his and Bakura's yamis began sniggering
"When you're feeling sad and low, we will take you where you wanna go!" Ishizu sang. "Smiling, dancing, everything is free…"
The karaoke lasted for hours as many endured embarrassing performances because of the songs chosen and the party lasted into the early hours of the morning where fizzy drinks and junky snacks were eaten in amounts that could have been from a buffet. Around 2am, the karaoke was abandoned because of headaches and exhaustion from dancing and partying. At 3am, Yami Bakura, Marik and Kaiba were the only ones conscious, barely. Marik and Yami Bakura lazed by Yami Marik and Tristan, drinking coke and mumbling about the others, Kaiba stared around at the mess.
"Oh I'll have Roland sort it out" Kaiba yawned.
He laid between Ishizu and Mokuba and drifted off to sleep.
"Looks like staying up much longer was too much for Kaiba" Marik whispered.
"Whatever" Yami Bakura snorted. "So what do you think about Gardener?"
"Ah, she's OK" Marik mumbled. "She's sweet but not much into the same type of night I'd want with a girl. What about Valentine?"
"She's too blond-ish!" Yami Bakura sniggered.
"I know what you mean, she'd be perfect for Duke" Marik chuckled. "Who has a dice as an earring?"
"No-one from this world" Yami Bakura replied.
"Ah! I'm too bored and tired" Marik yawned.
"Yeah, we should get some sleep, you know how early Bakura gets up" Yami Bakura moaned. "He'll try and get us up first".
"What is it with him?" Marik asked.
"Hey, you're not the perfect partner for a yami!" Yami Bakura hissed.
"Whatever!" Marik groaned.
The two found a place to sleep and drifted into the unconscious state as the others.
CuteYami: Oops. giggles
Yami: Well that was...fun?
Kaiba: Whatever bitch!
Yami: You're still sore?
Ishizu: Does anyone care about me?
Everyone else except Marik: NO!
CuteYami: Anyway, join us next time when the roadtrip begins!
