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Chapter 2
Timon and Pumbaa were on an island. "How did we get to an island?" Asked Pumbaa. Timon shrugged.
"There must be food on this island! Hey! It is a Papaya!" Pumbaa told him. "We should get it!"
"PUMBAA! THAT'S A TERRIBLE, STUPID IDEA! Wait, we should get it!" Timon told Pumbaa. Pumbaa nodded and rammed the papaya tree… with his head.
"Timon! I can't do this by myself!" Pumbaa cried.
"Pumbaa! Shake the papaya down!" Timon cried.
"No! I can't!" Pumbaa yelled.
"Shake them down! Shake them down!" Timon screamed.
"Hey." Timon and Pumbaa turned to see Rafiki, the crazy monkey!
"Ingonyama nengw' enamabala. Ingonyama nengw' enamabala!" Rafiki sang.
"What do you want?" Timon asked.
Rafiki laughed. "You idiot, aren't you? You can't get papaya by ramming your head to tree! You must climb up the tall tree, THEN shake the papaya down!"
"Oh." Pumbaa magically climbed up the tall tree and got the papaya.
"Yay!" Timon and Pumbaa cheered as they danced on the white sand.
"Now you are not idiot, at least, you aren't as much of an idiot as you were before. Now, GIMME THE PAPAYA!" Rafiki yelled.
Timon and Pumbaa stopped dancing. "Why?"
"Cause I love papaya! Yes, I do!" Rafiki yelled.
"Oh." Timon and Pumbaa didn't want to give Rafiki the papaya, but Rafiki hit a stick, and it hurt real bad!
"Timon. I'm hungry!" Pumbaa told him.
"Fine! I'll get you some food!" Timon told him angrily. They went to a log and lifted it. There was a bunch of bugs. They started arguing about if bugs are better crunchy or slimy. Timon grabbed a bug and smiled.
"A ladybug! My favorite. I shall sing for some dumb reason!
I know that your powers of retention Are very, very smallBut powerless you are, pay attention
Or you will be saddest of all
It's clear from your vacant expression
The lights are not all on upstairs
But even through you are a little bug.
Even you can't be caught unawar-
"Too late," Timon said as he ate the bug. Soon Scar came.
"What are you doing? That is my song! It is copyrighted!" Scar screamed.
"Um…" Timon stumbled.
"I can't believe you would do this to me!" Scar cried.
"Timon, you made him cry!" Pumbaa whispered.
"So?" Timon asked. Scar looked up.
"How dare you not be considerate to others? You are so mean! I will curse you!" Scar yelled.
"I'm shaking with fear." Timon said sarcastically.
"SCAR-LA-BA-ZAM!" Scar screamed. Then he walked away.
"Um. Okay." Timon mumbled. "What did that do?"
Scar then came back. "You will not like bugs. Instead, you will like… Something else! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Then he disappeared.
